Legitimately ashamed that I bought this

Rating: 2/10 (6 March 2019)

This movie should be burned at the stake along with anyone who claims they actually like it. You'd think a team of Nic Cage and Penelope Cruz could be amazing, but the only thing amazing about it is how amazingly bad it is. All mandolins around the world cry whenever anyone watches this movie. It doesn't help that it feels like it's 5 hours long. I give one extra star because I'd like to believe that deep down in the jumbled recesses of his coke-fueled mind, Cage actually thought his character WAS the mandolin.