This Will Not Stand Test Of Time

Rating: 5/10 (27 December 2014)

Oh so many people glowing about this mess. This whole they infiltrated so-and-so and now we don't know who's who is stupid. Plain stupid. If not for a few clever moments, this would be a wash. It's like no one's ever seen a movie before.
What starts off really promising becomes quickly a bland introduction to Marvel's newest coolest "hey didn't I see them in a comic book moment." Get over yourselves Marvel. The captain is a dumb study in one dimensional stupidity. No wonder you introduce someone as awful but pretty as Scarlett Johansson. She's really terrible. She cannot act. The lines drop dead out of her mouth, like lifeless eels. She's BORING. Even though she believes she's interesting. Or Marvel wants her to be.
AND to make matters worst, here is more and more characters being released after the coda. We knew it was coming. It's dull now.
People will like what people like, and I suppose in the whole scheme of super-hero movies, this isn't terrible. Funny how no one ever mentions the fact that Steve Rogers is the poster boy for steroids, which is awkward considering they walk through a museum of kids wanting to be just like him. Whatever. I'm not political, but that is irresponsible. But let's not let that get in the way of making tons of $. It's a good time waster. "waster" being the operative word. A lot of kids will l like it, and I have to hand it to them for trying to inject depth where none existed. But this is a one-trick pony. But they're obviously hell-bent on more in the series. Good luck with that.