Read this Chinese review of Captain America (translated by Google)

Rating: 10/10 (17 April 2014)

Apparently the new Captain America movie is quite popular in China. Foreign Policy magazine posted an entertaining discussion on the political possibilities for this phenomenon (http://atfp.co/1hEA0VQ) but concluded that "the most popular full-length review is a playful bromantic interpretation of the relationship between two male leads. The appeal of big explosions and eye-catching stars, it seems, transcends borders." The review is from a website called Douban, which is all in Chinese: http://movie.douban.com/review/6607064/. I decided to use Google.translate to interpret the article with hilarious results, enjoy!
"Captain America: I have a special running skills. I have a special Dang Zidan skills. I have a special aircraft skills. I have a special presentation skills. I have a special faithful dog training techniques. Winter Solders: I have a special connection shield skills. I have a special skill thrown bangs. (Rejection so most of the time the movie is to make you feel the limits of the human body better you look, there are lovely and charming (and play) of the male role. Love and charming (and play) the role of women. Yet There are cute and charming (and play) villains.
So the three of them playing in the street when it really lovemaking power and beauty of body and soul to each other is what each other's first love who and who can blow since the rhythm ah! But when the lovely and charming beauty of the team in the fight (Sure) in addition to the soldiers under the mask of winter hair spilled slow motion, my mind instantly flashed Duan Yu lowered so who veil this costume martial arts drama plot. My body and mind are in the cry: to marry him! Steve heard that heartbroken people in the sea "Bucky." Since then set the tone of this film. Of course, James is a response to "who the hell is Bucky?"
So when the final end, ran the museum to steal the beauty of their own team uniforms "I'm not gonna fight you" of the United State team, shield throw aside any team you play for the United States, saying "you know me" beauty team. Finally have clenched fists are not going to play winter soldiers, tears sparking winter soldiers, the beauty of the sea and jump rescue team throwing winter soldier!! See the United States team in the sea more sink deeper, I instantly brain make up the ocean depths Jack, I just read out the "you jump I jump" saw a steel hand Chuojin the lens!!! So this world is so movies, where "my heart will go on" play.
Steve dragged the water dripping on the shore, our dear Bucky quietly watching the face, this time a small partner and I firmly hold each other's hands, at the moment our hearts are roaring: now kiss!!! Although Chikuma still not recognize, but through concise credits we already know the cap next operation objectives – Bucky – hair is also very beautiful, oh – Barnes. Life forever, Friends of the higher base price. I wish the small partners viewing pleasure oh
The film has two tear points, second place when the cap after he always played a strong presentation skills that period, I was head of tears. So the world will always need a super hero, pure human kindness and trust, which is going to change out stuff. This is something that will never need to cap the filled his "The Beatles" add on "Star Wars" in the book "Thai food" which is the eternal value of Captain America. So although you old beauty is tall like to engage on this plot, but I just eat this ah!"