Average Joe + Steroids + X-Rays = Captain America.

Rating: 5/10 (2 May 2012)

The common formula for movies like these = super-underdog + underdog's love interest (a.k.a pussy) + psychopath who wants to rule the world. Add to this C.G.I effects that your PC/LAPTOP sitting at home could churn up. These cheapo FX is what saves this film from flopping like a limp penis.
Some cheap actors, established old farts(Tommy L. Jone, Samuel L. Jackson), generic script, a director that still has a point to prove(maybe to sustain an erection without the help of Viagra).
Just take a look at T. Jones face in the film. It looks the the wrinkled butt of an old rhinoceros. Chris Evans looks like dude with a big stick up his ass. Neal McDonough makes a brief appearance in the film. And lastly the "Prince of Turds" makes his sad appearance at the end of the film.
I could think of a LOT BETTER things to do than watching this film.