The boring origin story of the least interesting Avenger

Rating: 3/10 (14 July 2015)

Captain America: The Boring Avenger.
People call Superman a boyscout goody two shoes, but this guy really takes the cake.
Remember how much you loved history class? Now watch the World War II story told again but with a slight twist, and the real heroes of that era aren't the good men and women who in their own way fought for the world. Nah the hero really was a Supersoldier guy created by some scientist...but we are getting ahead of ourselves. Let's get to this "interesting" origin story of no ones favourite Avenger.
After being rejected by the military (for being a skinny git, who the Nazis could blow away by simply farting in his general direction) Steve "Language" Rogers decides to take part in some random scientists experiment to create "The Perfect Supersoldier!" (original story, never seen it anywhere before) after some generic scenes where he proves his bravery (or suicidal tendencies) he is accepted into the program. In which, he is given superhuman speed and strength and other "super powers" including knowing how to do amazing things with a shield.
He meets Peggy Carter (generic love interest) now don't get me wrong, she is an amazing character and she goes onto star in a Marvel One Shot, and even got her own TV show. The actress is amazing, so is the character, however the love story is the "generic" aspect of it all.
You meet his generic boring best friend Bucky Barnes (okay he is the coolest person on the planet in Captain America 2, but that's not this movie. He was nothing in this movie) It could be argued that this movie sets up the second one, but I would want to punch that person in the face for even trying to justify that. This movie should stand on it's own but it doesn't. Anyway back to this borefest movies story.
Captain America realises that the Nazis are controlled by *gasp* Hydra!! OMG SO BADASS! And Red Skull is the big bad guy, okay now I must admit he actually was a cool bad guy. Not the best but definitely better than the way overrated pretty boy villain/anti hero Loki.
You will try to muster up some excitement for Tony Starks dad, but his brief scene hardly means anything but hey who am I to tell you what to get off to.
The good guys fight the bad guys in the most forgettable and boring ways possible. Me and my friend (Sorry I mean my friend and I) both walked out of this movie bored crapless. There is one saving grace in this borefest of a movie, and that is the end scene where Cap wakes up in present time. That scene was incredible. The rest of this movie is tripe and unforgettable.
My advice is watch the Bucky Barnes scenes on youtube for context when you watch the (undisputedly and ironically best Marvel film ever made to date) sequel. Watch the ending scene on youtube and spare yourself the rest of the movie. You could try arguing that you have to watch for Peggy but no you don't. The rest of her stuff she is in is independent so don't suffer through this atrocity just to understand her story. I'm sure there's gotta be some compilation of her scenes on youtube as well.
Don't let this turd turn you off from Captain America movies though because its sequel will blow your mind. It will be everything you could possibly want from a superhero movie, this film is a massive disgrace compared to it.