Average, at best

Rating: 5/10 (3 August 2012)

There's a lead boy and a lead girl, guess what happens? There's a good guy and a bad guy, guess what happens? The bad guy has a.....give up yet, don't strain yourself...a grand evil plan. It's like they got this story from a.....comic book!
Captain America is as cookie cutter as it gets. If you turn the volume way up while watching this movie, you can actually hear the gears of the Hollywood movie machine turning this one out. I wasn't expecting much, but, c'mon. It's the same clichÃ© one liners, cocky attitudes and corny acting with lots of explosions, high speeds and c.g.i.
As far as some of the vitals: Chris Evans in the lead is a bit below the Mendoza line (or, more appropriately, the Christian Bale line). Hayley Atwell is fine as the lead female. Although half her job was to stand there and look good, which she did quite well. Tommy Lee Jones is....Tommy Lee Jones. And Hugo Weaving is emphasizing his "s" better than ever as the bad guy (He makes me think of a talking snake from some Disney movie, not that that's a bad thing). Boatloads of money spent on special effects, costumes, sets, etc.
So, If you're either under 18, sick or high on drugs, this movie can be enjoyable.