Marvelless

Rating: 3/10 (4 September 2011)

This is utter drivel. It reminds me of green hornet, which was up till now the worst comic book movie of 2011. This however sets a whole new standard and might be a contender for worst professional production with a serious budget, ever. It is impossible to assess whether the characters or the cardboard cutout decors are the thinnest. Arnold Schwarzenegger was frankly a more credible actor in Red Sonia and the Conan movies then the cast of this misbegotten drama. Sebastian Stan proves that none of the Gossip Girl cast can act, and Tommy Lee Jones phones in his performance in order to stay within shouting distance of the rest. Summing it up: there is nothing to the story, the acting is a joke, photography and FX suck. If the cinema charged me per movie I'd sue it.