crap

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2012)

It's garbage. I had a feeling about it being awful when i saw the trailer and cast. Nonetheless, I wanted to see it because I WAS planning on watching "The Avengers" and wanted to know all the background stories. So, where to start (being that the entire movie was a piece of shi.t)... The love story: The chick didn't even care about him before he got buffed and emerged from that stupid contraption without his shirt. OK, after his out she keeps checking him out, hardly restraining not to touch him, after witch, in the rest of the movie, she keeps on meeting with him for no apparent reason and at some point they actually kiss. Why did she like him ??? Just because he pumped himself full of steroids ? I can't recall any other reason... And, what was her role in the movie ? I can only guess that she was the army slut, having no other particular use for anyone actually. Always dressed up and wearing makeup regardless the scene, not doing anything at any point... I don't know, i just couldn't stand her. Next: That stupid Captain America. Only the name gets on my nerves. WHY WAS HE A CAPTAIN and everyone in the movie started calling him that way ? HE WAS NOT A CAPTAIN. Disregarding this, i hate seeing metr0sexuals portrayed as an icon and the absolute good guy that everyone should look up to. that's not making a film for intelligent people. it's for idiots who don't know any better. The movie: Oh man... i'm sad i can't give it a big 0. Every scene in the entire movie was unrealistic, you can clearly see the punches being thrown never actually landing (but the bad guys are dropping like flies). The special effects look like they were borrowed from the '80's made me think that i was watching a leached, unfinished movie. but no, i was watching the "good" stuff. nothing was convincing about them. i could have overlooked this stuff if the actual plot of the movie and the acting were any good but, sadly, they were crap also. the sequences ran so fast one after the other that i couldn't actually enjoy and understand anything. it's something like this. skinny guy gets in a machine and returns as mister universe, girl likes him, he goes out and punches some guys, returns and becomes a clown, punches some guys again, blows up a train, fights an army, kisses a girl, flies a plane, wakes up in 2011. it's like there was no pause between these events, no thinking, no brainstorming, no emotions. i don't know if the movie wanted to be an action movie, thriller, romance, all of the above, I HAVE NO Idea. i think somewhere in there was a villain with a red head who was completely useless. good thing he didn't get to America to blow it up cause he would've gotten his ass kicked even harder. the idiot invents a super gun that can destroy cities in hours.... god damn it, that stupid gun didn't do anything to anyone (i think it vaporized a couple of soldiers though, something like 2 hits from 1000 shots). how the hell would've he destroyed a city with that useless b.b gun ? oh, writing this i remember there was this glowing cube that i don't know what it was for (just thought i should mention). the dart.h vad3rs were like dumb ragd0lls with the sole purpose of dying by the "captains" mighty hand and idiotic shield. basically, no continuation, no story to mention of, no drama, no nothing in this movie. The last thing i want to mention... what year was the movie in ? i mean... they had absolutely everything they wanted. laser guns, super planes, super cars, what happened to evolution since then ? anyways, dumb movie for dumb people and a waste of time for me. it got a 7 average rating so maybe it was aimed at the right audience (if you know what i mean)