Quick, to the Starkmobile!

Rating: 5/10 (4 August 2016)

It's Captain America versus Captain Business, as the Avengers tear each other apart while trying to figure out why the plot is so frustratingly aimless.
As the Winter Soldier rears his ugly head again, Captain America is torn between old loyalties and an understandable desire to smack the **** out of Tony Stark.
All your Marvel favourites are here: Micro Man, Psycho Girl, Archer Boy, Side Chick, Spank Machine, Inscrutable, the Flying Black, and Chadwick Boseman!
With the Winter Soldier proving to be the weakest and least troublesome villain of all time (seriously, everyone in the entire movie gets a go at throwing him against the nearest wall—even the unaugmented humans with no superpowers) the Avengers must fight amongst themselves for two and a half hours in the hope of making their way to a post-credits scene.
I rate Captain America: Civil War at 16.65 on the Haglee Scale, which works out as a desultory 5/10 on IMDb.