Honestly?

Rating: 1/10 (19 September 2016)

I honestly don't know if I can give a review, see, as much as I love movies of all kinds. I fell asleep half way in & I wasn't even tired.
I'm more intrigued by the Marvel universe than a fan, but I make a point of watching these as a 'popcorn' movie and don't take them seriously...
But this... This err, was just... I can't explain what this made me feel apart from sheer boredom, the opening 'fight' scene was the usual fare, choreographed cgi, noisy visuals, then someone or other said something about the Avengers are blowing up too much stuff and the world doesn't like them doing that any more, they get sulky and then some more stuff gets blown up while some cat in a catsuit chases someone from a late 90's nu-metal band video while Capt America pouts & tells him not to kill anyone. Then a grey iron man lands and the guy from 'The Guard' tells everyone off, then there's some more sulking & pouting...
I fell asleep at this point, please, please don't bother telling me what happens next, I really don't care.
The only bit I did like was the cookery lesson from a very tomato faced Paul Bethany, but I would have used way more paprika.
I'd rather re-watch Prometheus than go through this again.