Summary - one guy punches another guy over misunderstanding

Rating: 3/10 (27 May 2016)

I really liked the first Captain America movie, I thought the story was strong, the writing was better than average Marvel, the acting was spot on.... this is not that movie. The story is terrible, like terrible terrible. So much could have been resolved with a simple 1 minute conversation between Captain America and Iron Man, a conversation that would have happened in any situation other than this movie.
Aside from the terrible (have I used that word yet) shaky cam CGI that must make Transformer movie producers proud, the needless never-ending stream of Marvel characters is like watching the red carpet at some nonsense award show... yeah we get it, you love yourself. However, unlike an award show, there weren't any scantily clad beautiful people to watch to keep your attention, both myself and my girlfriend noticed that fact. Lots of pretty people, just as covered as women at a Bahrain beach. Somehow they managed to make Scarlett Johansson look average, that might deserve an award.
So to summarize the entire movie, HUGE spoilers (kinda joking but sadly not really), imagine this exchange between Captain America (CA from here on) and Iron Man (IM respectively), imagine this in your special voice, I prefer Cartman from South Park:
CA: Winter Soldier didn't kill anyone, he my friend
IM: No he kill people, I see the video
CA: Nah uhh, he my friend
IM: I see the video, so I put on my suit and punch you now
CA: No I punch you, and I get my other friends to punch you
IM: No I punch you, and I get MY friends to punch you too
... Time passes after the punches, and IM learns Winter soldier has killed his parents under the brainwashed control of Hydra long ago, and the following ensues.....
IM: Winter Soldier killed my mommy and daddy
CA: No he my friend, he not kill them, Hydra kill them
IM: No I see the video, he killed them
CA: NO! he MY FRIEND, he NOT killed them, Hydra kill them
IM: NO! I see the video, I put on my suit and punch you now
CA: I punch YOU now, I throw my special shield and break your suit
THE END
Your welcome for saving your sanity and your money