The screenwriters were on vacation

Rating: 3/10 (12 May 2016)

I never go to the movies and, very fortunately, this saves me tortuous hours under a stupidly big screen and sub-indirect relations with rude people. The last time I attended a movie theater to see contemporary films was at the launch of that second Hobbit and then now, to accompany colleagues and family at 2 hours and 26 minutes of juvenile bullshit. Not that it was a surprise. The title says Captain America before a colon and Civil War but it is an Avengers spin-off. As such, carries a luggage of poor dialogues, incoherence and overload superficiality, trivializing violence. Oh, don't forget the jokes that helped giving face and arms to a pseudo-cynicism catastrophically used to destroy the integrity of the characters.