The only movie that actually, quite literally made me vomit. Highly Recommended for Masochists

Rating: 1/10 (31 October 2007)

I rated Transformers a 1, so I wish there were negative ratings, or at the very least a 0 for tripe like this...
This movie is ostensibly an Oscar-nominated R-rated film, but I would rather be tasered in the scrotum by manic-depressive than sit through this again. That's a slight egg., but honestly I would really rather suffer some kind of short-duration instantaneous pain (like static electric shocks etc), than be made to sit through 2 hours of this again.
I've never said that about any movie before. I've watched some pretty crap movies in my time, but this has to be the first to make me vomit. After 20 minutes watching it, I stopped, and decided I couldn't watch it alert - so a few hours later, when I was tired, I attempted watching it in bed. Hoffman is a brilliant actor, but in this the voice kept me awake, and after about 40 minutes I was wide-eyed and awake, a sickly feeling in my stomach getting worse by the minute. I threw up. And I'm pretty damn sure I wouldn't have if not for this movie.
Abseloutely torturous experience...highly recommended in place of, or to complement, any kind of masochistic activities such as self-mutilation, etc. If you're more on the sadistic side, then rent it for your wife...
Want to watch a good movie? Check out Amelie, Leon whatever there are loads. Want an underrated masterpiece? Check out 'Immortal Beloved'. But please, please, please don't take your kids to watch this movie, or you will scar them for life.