Boringly mundane.

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2020)

I will start off by saying the one star is purely for the cinematography. It's quite visually pleasing (and the setting is too) but that doesn't make up for what this film lacks in depth, storyline and being a total waste of time. This film looks pretty but is so boring you'll be constantly checking the time. YES, it won an Oscar, YES it's artsy. But neither of those mean it's good. There are way better films out there with an actual narrative worth watching, to keep you actually entertained. Not only is the basis of the story boring, but I'm also disappointed. I love LGBT films, but this just... Felt wrong. Just like Blue Is The Warmest Colour, just off. I turned it off with over 30 minutes left to stop myself from wasting anymore time. Watching it for Timothee? Literally watch any other film he's in. Watching it for the gay storyline? You're better off with Brokeback Mountain.