Bored to death

Rating: 3/10 (18 January 2018)

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME: I appreciate a good love story as much as the next guy, but I can't remember when I've been so absolutely out of my mind, shoot me now, blow my brains out, when-will-this-ever-end, mind-numbing, b-o-r-e-d shitless, instantly forgettable, piece of crap. Root canals are more interesting and a much better use of your time and money. The acting is not even worth mentioning and whoever nominated Timothee Chalamet for anything with this movie needs to get out more. Even the music was coma inducing. I took one for the team with this pretentious total waste of time. Score: 3. DON'T GO. Really, DON'T GO. Spare yourself the agony of this ecstasy. You all owe me one.