Dudes kissing Dudes romantically ....I'm out!

Rating: 4/10 (19 July 2019)

I go by the sleeping scale. I was able to stay awake during the movie. There was a fly in the ending scene, even though it was winter. The worst 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back. The characters felt so fake and it was so boring I just couldn't wait for it to end. He's 17 and the other is an adult! did nothing for me. None of the characters was likable in the slightest, so I couldn't sympathies with them, I felt no chemistry between them. Both of them were pretentious jerks. What was fairly obvious was Elio's frustration, but blue balls does not equal love. And what completely blew my mind was how chill the dad was with a stranger coming into his home, living there, sharing his bread, and touching his child under his roof. it's just. Ugh. The movie was deeply boring. So... Another bad movie which we have to grade as a masterpiece because of we don't we are intolerante haters homophobics ignorants.. Yeah. This is crap... And please let's all ignore the pedophile aspect of it because well.. We don't want to be haters. Indeed, it is unbelievable in every sense that this film got all the attention it did! This movie has absolutely nothing to offer... The story is flat and the love between the two unmatched characters is very unappealing, This film is shallow, empty of substance, miscast with mismatched and one dimensional characters. It is poorly directed with one detached, meaningless scene after another with pretentious but terrible dialogue don't kill two hours of precious life on something totally forgettable...