Warning to those in Possession of a Brain - The Worst Film EVER made!

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2004)

...a category that has some very stiff competition. However, Caddyshack is the clear winner by a good couple of laps. I bought the DVD on the strength of the IMDB reviews and it's now used as a frisby...
Let me just warn anyone out there that has an IQ of above 70 or so - this will insult your intelligence, unless you enjoy the likes of knock-knock jokes and The Jerry Springer Show, although if you do, by all means go for it - I'm happy for you. If, on the other hand, you are in possession of an intellect somewhat in excess of a wobbling jelly, steer clear - you'll only waste 90 minutes of your life, and life's for living, it's not a rehearsal.
This is just not funny. My wife was ducking from the sheer embarrassment of the repeated vain attempts at humour. She went to her bed half way through. I was curious enough just to see how bad it got so staked it out, but it was tough going.
I love comedy films and own 750 DVD's. This, though, is just utter pash. There is light at the end of the tunnel though - the one good thing to come out of watching this is the sound knowledge that I will never see anything worse as long as I live...