Burn After Reading

Rating: 10/10 (16 October 2008)

So I just got home from seeing the Coen's brothers latest Burn After Reading & I gotta tell you, It's a Beautiful fu*king movie. I'm having some serious trouble deciding whether or not I liked No Country for Old Men or this more. I think I will have to choose this because No Country didn't star Frances McDormand. Who is possibly the best female actor ever (who is old). Brad Pitt also ruled in it as he always does when he isn't playing a heart-throb. Clooney continued being the sexiest man alive and I walked out of the cinema not hating John Malkovich, which is not an easy task after seeing his role in Rounders. The way he loses his mind on the phone time & time again is very good entertainment. Tilda Swinton is as always an annoying, arrogant, s*it-eating dropkick with a nose like Satan's throbbing member. The best thing about this movie was the unexpected things that happen,when you see the Brad Pitt scene in the wardrobe you will understand completely. I highly recommend this masterpiece. A movie you will definitely not want to Burn after watching.
5 stars lad.
PS. You can fu*k off with your 'what if I wanted to like burn it so I could watch it again' comments