A better title: Burn Before Viewing.

Rating: 2/10 (27 December 2008)

This movie made no sense. It was a rambling, disjointed farce of movie-making. Fourteen sub-plots in search of a story. It's too late for me, but you can still save yourself the two hours of your life that you could spend watching a GOOD movie. Better yet, read a book.
Since IMDb insists I have at least 10 lines of text, here are a few more comments:
Avoid this movie at all costs.
Spend the money you'd spend renting or buying this movie on Botox injections, it'll be less painful.
Remember: Burn first, THEN watch.