physically painful to watch

Rating: 1/10 (28 November 2008)

I'm a huge Coen Brothers fan, and this movie sucked. I've never seen such a great ensemble eat dirt like this before.
Rather than spending $5 at Blockbuster to rent this flick, take that same $5 bill, roll it tightly, hold it to your ear, and drive it in with a hammer. You'll enjoy the experience much more than seeing this piece of sh-t.
Things I'd rather do than watch this movie again include: cut off my forefinger (pointer); give my child a warcraft name; or, watch a movie in which Chris Tucker plays all parts.
enough lines?