boe_dye sez: To Quote John Malkovich...

Rating: 2/10 (19 September 2008)

W.T.F? This movie really wasn't all that good. With the random subplots, and poor attempts to tie the players into every ones lives, it just became a jumbled pointless mess.
While I will say that Brad Pitts character did keep my wife and I in the theatre, his part was sadly cut short too soon.
Quite honestly, Mr. Pitts performance was the only redeeming quality to this movie.
Within 10 minutes of this film I was bored. Within 20 minutes I was thinking to myself, well it's not really all that long.
By the time it was over, the dragging of a film that was only an hour and a half seemed like an eternity.
Even worse, is that this movie had been marketed as being along the lines of say "thank you for smoking". A quirky intelligent film, but instead it wasn't intelligent. Quirky, maybe, but not really in a good way.
If anything the cast is what drove this movie for a box office hit. But once you realize that all these wonderful actors and actresses mean nothing in movie where the script is a total waste of disjointed paper and ink, and that this movie is kinda "meh", it's almost over and the time to walk out and get your money back has passed.