OK, I saw it... but I'm still not happy about it

Rating: 1/10 (8 February 2011)

Well, well, well... I don't even know where to start. Eh, I'll try anyway. I think the main problem with the modern American cinema is around the fact it becomes more and more untrue to life and distant from the one can call reality. Yes, yes, I know the movies are supposed to sell us fairy tales and to make us entertain for the two hours we paid for as every other entertainment, but it is besides the fact you must not speculate with it. What I mean. Musicals are supposed to have a plot, even a thin one, but it's part of the movie and it is irritating when it is so distant and fabricated. I am putting aside the fact that singers involved (excluding Sher) cannot act, especially Aguillera. But please, please, do not try to be so ridiculous in the plot! Are we supposed to believe that a newcomer girl employed several days ago to dare to give advices to her boss what to sing and what to perform in stage? Not gonna happen EVER in real life and it is so boring. Wooden lines, just not believable situations... well, you can do what you usually do in porn movies. I mean, fast forward all the talking and watch only the songs. Too bad I wasn't able to do that in cinema as well.
3/10 from me, sorry folks. 1 for Aguillera and 1 for Cher (for the singing alone) and 1 for the effort. This movie really cannot deserve more.