Ugh!

Rating: 3/10 (17 January 2012)

Oh brother, thank God I didn't spend money to see this miserable excuse for a film. Where does one begin? Okay, Cher! I was in college in 1965 when Sonny & Cher hit it big and the ole girl is still pumping em out - but my God she looks younger now then she did 45 years ago - in fact Cher has had so much plastic surgery that her face is like a mask incapable of any kind of normal human expression - yikes - bizarre to say the least! I'm sure she looks great on the stage but on film, no way Jose! Please Cher no more movies! Your time has past big time! There is a really cute scene where two guys get together and one can't remember the name of the other and Eric Dane is a always fun to look at but the story is so lame, so old, so utterly lifeless and humorless that one yearns for anything to break the pall that hovers over the story like a death watch.