A whole new level of Turkey!

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2011)

This film should never have left somebody's to-do list! Cher would have been fab – had she not tried desperately to look 20 (really?). Can you imagine how great she would have been if she looked her real age, with at least a few wrinkles, and lips that do not resemble bagels stuck to her teeth. And miss Aguilera really needs to fire all her hair and makeup people and get herself a personality. Her look in the movie is so schizophrenic that you finally aren't quite sure if it is her, or a new cast member appearing in every scene. The end result is as if someone taped together an endless loop of different music video tryouts... Save your money and revisit "Cabaret". That film got it right. And seemingly without effort.