Carrey should stick to fart jokes... at least they're funny

Rating: 1/10 (15 March 2004)

This was, by far, the worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of paying to see. Jim Carrey with God-like powers, and the best he can do is make a monkey come out of a dude's ass? Give me a break. There were no jokes to speak of, unless you think giving a man a speech impediment or creating natural disasters to report on are funny. Even the cookie and milk scene felt tacked on, a last, desperate attempt to make at least one audience member chuckle. It failed, miserably. Ha ha, you danced to a cheesy 80's tune that smacked of failed irony and blew up a fire hydrant, what a larf!! Oh, sorry, I meant Barf. I know Carrey is a funny guy, but this piece of crap should have been bagged long before it went to film.