That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Rating: 10/10 (1 October 2006)

This movie is my favorite movie of all time. It follows the life of Bruce, a typical 30 year old who lives with his girlfriend. One day, when his life seems to be going down the tubes, someone pages him. Bruce ignores the paging. The paging continues however. It hardly seems to stop. One day, Bruce tries calling the number that keeps paging him. It leads him to a warehouse that turns out is like a gateway to heaven. God shows Bruce the sins he's committed. Bruce thinks that God sucks, and God gives Bruce all of his powers to give Bruce a chance to redeem himself. At the beginning of the movie, Bruce thinks the powers are for playing with. He "parts the Red Sea", makes a monkey come out of a guy's butt, and other nonsense like that. Then, he starts to realize that being God is no piece of cake. He accidentally lets everyone have whatever they want, and the world turns into hell. Bruce realizes then that he has to fix this all. He doesn't know how to. When he goes back to the warehouse to get God's help, God is not there. Bruce is all alone, the world is hell, and all of a sudden, Bruce gets hit by a truck. He goes up to heaven and tells God he's sorry. When God asks Bruce to pray. Bruce starts by goofing off, but then realizes that's not right. He says he wants his girlfriend to be happy, to find someone that's good to her. God grants his wish, and all of a sudden, he's back on Earth in a hospital bed with his girlfriend by his side. This movie made me laugh, cry, and taught me spiritually that, as hard as life on Earth is, its harder to be God. This is officially the greatest movie of all time, and "that's the way the cookie crumbles"