Gimme Dat IL' Time Religion

Rating: 2/10 (22 December 2004)

Prayers, prayers, prayers. Soothing music to go along - lets your tears flow better. Rachel from friends is someone the whole planet will sympathize with, so she equals love and rightfulness. Too bad she's married to that hunk, tho - this won't be a teen-girl movie. The billion dollar Hollywood thingie starts out "normal" with a light tone. Then things start happening - this is the real comedy part...things are going well for Bruce. But then Bruce (as God...instead of Morgan Freeman...NATURALLY) starts to struggle, and you might choke up for feeling bad for not having prayed or payed a lot of money to the church of whatever religion you're part of (and by whatever religion I'm naturally referring to the "only right one"...the Christian one...NATURALLY), things are becoming sensitive. Get out yer hankey...only to (and to your great surprise) see Bruce make it at the end. They kiss. Seen this one before? ...thank god for Ingmar Bergman (and Alfred Hitchcock). There's nothing wrong with Carrey as an actor but... boy - does he seem to be in need of more money or what!? ...oh, and btw - did I just thank god!?