Is the Marlboro Man Actually Gay?

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2007)

For the record, I generally love films about relationships. Gay, straight or otherwise. "The Best Years of Our Lives" is one of the greatest three hour relationship films ever made. This however, is garbage. Replace the gay storyline with a straight one and nobody would have given this a second look. Besides wishing it to end, the main thing that kept nagging at me was wondering if that old urban legend was true about The Marlboro Man being gay. Hmmm. The secret Gay life of the macho Marlboro Man! Now THAT would have held my interest! BTW, my review would have ended there, but the IMDb insists that you keep writing even if you have nothing more productive to say. Just like this lousy film. See it for yourself and make up your own mind.