It ran for 134 minutes. Or so says my theatre.

Rating: 2/10 (14 January 2006)

The underlying story is sad. It could be an awesomely weepy movie. I am sure the story was weepy in the extreme.
I managed one minor emotional moment, and that was because I was determined to.
The scenery was good. The best character for me was sheep number 17,691. An Elk has a sad scene, too.
The makeup was not wonderful. The characters never made more than 2 dimensions. I so wanted to like one, or the other. Neither was likable.
Even the supplementary characters never made it to 3 dimensions. The minor exception was the elder daughter where the actress did her very best with a poor part.
It is not a gay movie, not a straight movie, and regrettably not even a weepy movie. It was a place to pass 134 minutes.
What a shame.