Probably the most boring film of the decade

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2006)

Don't even think about going to see Brokeback Mountain - it is certainly the worst, most boring, film of the year. It might even be the worst film of the decade.
I hardly ever walk out of films, but I had to walk out of this half way through. Watching paint dry would be more exciting.
It is a complete con. Not only are the cowboys not homosexual (they just f uck each other out of boredom - it is odd that the audience didn't do the same, really) but they aren't cowboys, they're sheep herders. There is hardly any dialogue and what there is is utterly unconvincing. The acting could be done as well by tailor's dummies.
I'm not really sure if I should say more about how bad it is because it might make you think that it is one of those films that are so bad that they are funny. Nope. This one is the utter dregs of film making - I seriously thought of asking for my money back.
I'm cross. I've wasted good money and a whole hour of my time hoping that it might improve.
The cinema was packed too - quite wicked. All those people diddled out of their money.