Only the reviews are Haunting me...

Rating: 2/10 (4 June 2006)

I had to give this film a 2. After reading these insane reviews, I almost gave it a 'one'. Only because it was shot it in such a wonderful location (Wyoming) did it earn another point. Otherwise, this is easily recognizable trash for the feeble minded. Character development rivals that of Ang's other films... THE HULK jumps to mind. (I liked the bottom left frame of The Hulk the best- but I haven't watched the three others yet). Otherwise, I believe many females are 'haunted' by the thought- this could happen to their man! As for the 1500 or so 'haunted' male reviewers... can you guess who they 'are'? I believe 'Jay and Silent Bob' have a scene or two dedicated to them. As a straight male, I found the movie ANYTHING but haunting. Boring? Yes. Lacking Dialogue? Yes. These long silent, loving moments give us time to be... Haunted? The bottom line (no pun intended) is that this director doesn't speak English, and has resorted to the 'haunting silence of love' to make a big budget movie that caters to a specific audience that hasn't been fed in a decade or more (we miss Harry Hamlin?) Good thing Jason (Holloween fame) didn't like boys... all these reviewers would have to find a new adjective. Gaysmerizing should do it.