Contender for the worst movie ever.

Rating: 1/10 (5 November 2006)

Okay, I don't care that it dealt with the gay issue. I'm sure it was tough back then for guys that liked other guys and that truly must have sucked for people that can't just change who they are and what they think. And the story itself was decent, but not award winning. And the gay sex scenes were just as uncomfortable as the straight sex scenes in other movies so what ever (meaning I hate sex scenes period). But this movie blew squirrels out of its ass. Alright so, a long and uneventful beginning where the 2 meet. Okay, they are awkward together, alright I get it, building tension, I see. Wait a minute, alright so did he just rape him, oh k, no, he presented, seems to be mutual. Okay they got fired, ya, that sucks, wait, why don't they....okay punch the wall if you must. So life just rolls on, you both meet people alright straight sex scene even more uncomfortable, wait your married now...WITH CHILDREN? WHEN THE HELL DID THIS....OH SO NOW A MUSTACHE, WHAT SHE DIES HER HAIR? Oh k, the dad doesn't like him...ya make out with the dude a little more in front of your...ya I wish you knew how to quit him too. Okay, return to sender....Now Jacks dead? WTF just happened. That (minus the insane amount of laughter) was almost an exact replica of my reaction. The pacing was so weird in this movie and the Director won the Oscar. Now, the portion of the year they had together doing that job took like an hour and the following 20 years took the same amount of time, that is bad story-telling on its own without the fact that they don't explain too much that goes on. They leave the job, they meet women, without warning (or wedding bells) they get married and have children in the following scene. I felt bad for Jacks character, but sympathy cannot carry a movie. Lets face it, this movie was all about the controversy, and so is the Oscars. It seems every year a minority group is chosen to be a theme ingredient that will make it a contender for the good awards, otherwise it's over looked. Capote, Brokeback... it seems that year was homosexuals. No one told the Crash makers though, so they just made a movie based on all of the minorities, and it paid off. Okay, a GOOD movie about homosexuals does not bother me, however a HORRIBLE TRAIN WRECK that only focus on the fact that its about homosexuals bothers me. And yes, I agree that this review sucks and might even be one of the worst, but I contest, the worst review for the worst movie.