Call the cops a crime is being committed.

Rating: 1/10 (9 January 2006)

Brokeback Mountain Call the cops a crime is being committed.
A crime of being a boring movie from a stupid and fastidious script, a cast of two juvenile actors and finally a very bad work of direction from Ang Lee etc.
I don't understand the craze for such a phony movie. Almost everything in this movie sounds and looks false. The story itself is pure baloney where two cowboys in need of affection (sex) decide to do it like any dog would copulate, with an other one, on the spur of the moment. What a ridiculous and bad taste start for a 'romantic movie' Jack ( Jake Gyllenhaal ) invites his partner Ennis ( Heath Ledger) to join him in the tent to get some warmth And then bingo 'we're in love' for worse or better. But, there no 'better' in this story. Everything goes from bareback seduction to a rotten divorce leaving confused and dazzled kids and wides.
The ending is more pathetic than anything else I've ever seen in movies in recent years. Jack is killed for being gay and Ennis goes on living with a soil shirt and jeans jacket. Wow!!! A 12 years kid would have though of this.
Brokeback Mountain is a forbidden movie and I urge the public not to see it. Because it's extremely disturbing in bad taste, in lack of excitement and in stupidity.
2 out of 10 The 2 points are for the beauty of the locations in the Canadian Rockies that emerge magnificently in this mishmash film.
Roger Cardinal (Sputtosi) 08/01/06