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Rating: Null/10 (19 July 2001)

I am no way condoning these sport(s) when I write these reviews, nor am I condoning the sport(s) when writing reviews. My view on the sport(s) do not effect the outcome of the review. If this were true it would be unethical.
Bring it On. Cheerleaders compete for superiority and the best dance routine. Starts off with a decent sport movie plot. I thought it could be watchable. The movie starts. I am in a bus on the way to Chicago, just done eating 50 (Yes, Virginia, 50) chicken nuggets. I feel queasy. I don't know why. I continue watching. The first dialogue is spoken. The s**t hits the fan. I gag, and loudly at that. And, no its not the chicken. The first cheer passes. I want to scream, losing all notions of sanity left in my poor, tired body (Hey, 4 hours in a cramped bus is enough to make anyone battered like Shake & Bake). I reluctantly resume watching, felling a fire burn deep within my soul. I think that was the last bit of sophistication going *pop*. I think I blacked out a few times, but I don't recall. The better I don't, for fear of remebering the "movie."
Well, in case you can't tell, I did not care for this movie. And, also, in case you can't tell, that was a bigger understatement than saying the average porno has no nudity. This was THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!Go though this site, you'll see some pretty bad ones, but this is just...o god...
I honest to god dont know why I am even bothering to mention and write about this movie. It is just so...horrid... The mere fact that this was meant to be taken seriously makes chills run up and down my spine. Not like MST3K movies, whom are made for the reason of laughing at them. No, this has to be about the happy blond and the evils of the minor key outcast, whom the cheerleaders "help" by making her conform to the perfect image of society. An I don't care what you say, by this movie's standards, cheerleaders look pretty, but never get the guys.
Acting: No humanly words can explain this. Possibly if I went into come Arcane rituals, and conjured up a demon, and mentioned this movie, his shriek would be words in its own. 3/10
Director: Any GOOD directior would have given up this idea from the script, but he did well with what he had, which leads us to... 5/10
Script: I don't know where to start. The beginning to the end had the word "TRITE" written all over it. It was not witty, not funny, nonsensical gibberish with buzz words thrown in. My dog could have crapped out something better. The only thing worse is... -4/10
Message: This is what I found: 1) Be part of the crowd. People like you better when you're like them. Individuality is the devil, and being different is sacrieligous. Everyone knows this, like, DUH! 2) If you don't cheat, you will lose. If you do, you will win! 3) Nobody in High School is nice, and everyone is on the football team. If you do not fit all these requirements, you are not a good person. Shame shame. -26/10
Audience: Cheerleaders, desperate men, maybe some bad dancers, thats about it. 3/10
Overall: This movie hits its demographic of MTV wanna-bes and giddy blondes. This is not a real movie. It is more or less a bunch of oddly shaped smudges on film that look like people, with voices thrown in. I honestly do not know how any intelligent person could watch this move for more than 5 minutes. God how i wish the principals of the Matrix applied now.(it is not real, the matrix just makes you think its real...)-8/10
Final Thoughts: Unwatchable. The worst message and dialogue ever mode in a movie (including porno). Do not rent or buy, unless intent on burning the movie or sending it to a similar fate. Like I stated previously, no words can explain the badness of this film.
P.S: I felt really good after writing this. It is like a great weight has been lifted from me shoulders.
P.P.S: This is a cheerocracy. 'And your a cheerdictator' Ok. going back to the upper world to "maim" the "writers" of this "movie". heh heh no one will ever know....
Do'h.