Could've had more cute girls in it

Rating: 6/10 (11 August 2005)

The darker haired girls tended to be cuter, and I would say many flattering things about that one girl at the dinner party, and I'd love to get all up in Bridgette, but seriously, more hoes and fewer ho'mones. The tired antics of Hugh Grant, or "captain charming" as I've playfully dubbed him compel me to give away the ending of the movie. Hugh Grant = Bad Guy. And not just bad, but like, ick, girlfriend. Movie failed to deliver on its promise of 'brief nudity' and the 'blatant homoerotic/drug overtones' were highly overrated. The anachronism of the diary only made the movie's pretense all the more flimsy. I mean come on, everyone knows it's all about blogging these days.