brain meltingly stupid

Rating: 1/10 (22 November 2011)

the person who wrote the lines for this movie should be put in solitary confinement for one week so she/he could be bored to the edge of insanity as this movie had done to me.
i tried hard to pick out even 20 seconds of footage that was not completely insufferable. i failed. i recognize the moments when the audience are supposed to laugh, instead of even a chuckle i feel like pitching myself in the thigh. think of a bowl of old soggy salad mixed with cigarette butts and pieces of eggshells.
clichés, check. utterly predictable plot, check. ridiculously unrealistic characters, check. extreme cheesiness that makes you feel like you're teething again, check. flat jokes, check check check check.
decent cast but god have mercy--what a bomb.