Big Ass, Bunny suit, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Rating: 2/10 (9 April 2006)

A fairly expensive version of a tacky, crude, vulgar birthday card that has a catchy theme when you open it. It takes the form of a diary, self centred and uncensored. It's a play school version of a porn film. The kind of film watched by teenagers kneeling two feet from the TV set, a box of tissues next too them, their pants at their ankles, remote in hand, masturbating while re watching the same 10 seconds of suggestive soft porn, looking over their shoulders every couple of minutes checking their parents haven't come back from their dinner party. The sad fact is i can imagine that it is actually an accurate representation of some peoples lives (which is why i gave it a 2 instead of a 1). Watch it therefore only as a cautionary tale, or if the parents are out and your looking for some obeisant kicks.