Or...Bridget Jones's Diary-ah

Rating: 1/10 (18 March 2002)

Get it? Boy if this isn't the kiss of death to 1000 years of western culture then I don't know my Spengler. What is it with this Zellweger person? Is she a new generation of gremlin? All that fuzzy seduction with so much poison underneath. From Nurse Betty to this. Phew. Glad she lives across the continent.