When did a woman soiling herself become funny!? It didn't.

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2012)

Bridesmaids has been sold as "the female version of the Hangover". Here are the problems with that: 1) Women are not men, nor should they try to act like men. That is just disgusting.
2) This is not some fun party film, it is in fact about some shrivelled up shrew with no life.
3) Trying to be like the hangover means that this film tries too hard. A woman soiling herself in the middle of the street wearing a wedding dress is neither believable or funny.
I literally do not know where to start with this car-crash of a film. It is an offence to women all over the world.
Plot Summary - An unattractive woman who feels sorry for herself after a break-up/career crisis is bitter and unlikeable. She is also the protagonist. Her best friend is getting married and instead of being a supportive maid of honour she starts a rivalry with her best friend's other friend, who happens to be beautiful and wealthy. AKA she is jealous. Along the way she is also an epic b*tch to a nice policeman who is interested in her, as well as ruining her best friend's bridal shower out of spite. Yet at the end everyone is OK with her.
Even when you ignore the fact the leading lady is an absolute c**t, it is hard to ignore the in-your-face, appalling gags thrust at you for the duration of the film.
Is making an obese woman overtly sexual supposed to be funny because she is fat? Is a woman getting drunk and offensive on a plane, ruining her friend's hen-do supposed to be funny? Is ten minutes of my life wasted watching a skin-crawling scene where both the rival woman give speeches trying to "one-up" each other even NECESSARY!? No. This film is not necessary. None of it. Not even for the sake of the nice policemen or the sweet puppies.