WHAT WAS SO FUNNY? Glad I'm not the only one who thought this sucked

Rating: Null/10 (28 October 2011)

I didn't see this in the theater when it came, but everybody said it was sooo funny (these were all women). I went in with an open mind and wanted to see a funny "female" version of THE HANGOVER, or something as funny.
Boy was I disappointed. The night before watching this, I saw BAD TEACHER, which was funny from start to finish. Far exceeding my expectations.
Then I went in to watch BRIDESMAIDS, and the opening scene was funny. The next scene with Wiig and Rudolph talking about penis was good. But... waiting... waiting... waiting... waiting...
This was what I was doing for, what seemed like 30 minutes. I was waiting for the next funny scene.
This movie felt like they were shooting a first draft of the script and didn't bother to take out the slow stuff. I was yelling at the screen... "Alright! Alright! Move it! Get to the point!" This was soooo slow and drawn out. Then... Rudolph shitting in the street was kinda funny after the "forced" jokes in the fitting scene. I mean forced. Melissa McCarthy shitting in the sink, was so forced and bad. No pun intended.
The worst scene was the airplane sequence. Just a bunch of weak little jokes, or failed attempts at jokes, with all the characters. There was set-ups that didn't pay off. It was just bad. They should have just cut that scene out. There was no real need for it. The point of the airplane scene (and the previous scenes where they discuss Vegas) was for this bachelorette (I'm sure I spelled that wrong) party that we NEVER EVEN GET TO SEE! One chick wants balls in her face, the other chick admits she's never slept with any man but her husband... set-ups... with NO PAY OFF! WHAT WAS THE POINT? The only funny thing I can remember next, was the scene where Wiig is trying to get the cops attention in her car, driving back and forth, drinking, topless, etc. That was funny, but...
That was it. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. They needed to have re-written this script, because there was lots of potential, that went wasted, in my opinion.
But, it made over $286 million worldwide, so, they got lucky with it.
I really wanted to love this one, but it wasn't for me. Maybe it was just meant for women.