This May Be The Worst Film I've Ever Seen

Rating: 1/10 (30 January 2014)

Sadly, this was Jill Clayburgh's final film – I hope no one remembers her in this stinker. I have two English degrees and I'm working on a third; yet, I can't find the words to express how bad this movie is. Had I seen it in a theater, I would have demanded my money back. I found it to be worse than Howard The Duck and almost as mind numbing as Heaven's Gate. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - better than this. Killer Tomatoes Eat France - better than this turd. Even Xanadu and Can't Stop the Music were better than this film. I was expecting a raucous girls' night out complete with behavior no woman will admit to, but this was not as it appeared in the TV commercials. The trivia section says that this was the highest grossing R-rated female comedy in history, out earning Sex in the City. I never liked the TV version of Sex in the City, but it looks like King Lear compared to this dreck. The only funny part of the film involved raccoons eating a discarded cake. P.T. Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute; this morass managed to find millions of them. Stay away.