Bravo, Heart

Rating: 9/10 (14 November 2013)

Yo lemme be honest here, I didn't even watch this movie, but I'm already started on this review and I've seen close to a dozen movies in my lifetime so I feel I'm qualified to review this film for this Website of Film Academia (IMDB). Alright, let's do this. So first things first, how even the h*ck can a heart be brave? What gives? Hearts I'm pretty sure are inanimate objects and therefore cannot possess human traits and/or characteristics. Wow. Boom. Roasted. Also, why did the makers of this movie feel the need to invent a new country just to have a setting for this film? I'm pretty sure the world is full of countries. Scottland doesn't even sound like a legitimate country. I mean like what even is it a place full of Scotts, like Scott from Accounting? I couldn't imagine a place named after him, much less an entire nation devoted to the Douche. In closing, I give it a 9/10 because it's the prequel to Lethal Weapon.