The First Of What I'm Sure WIll Be Many Similar Reviews About Children's Entertainment

Rating: 2/10 (28 June 2019)

It's not my fault that no one told you how boring it would be to become a parent.
It's not my fault that you can't go out without your kid throwing a fit.
It's not my fault that you miss going to the movies or just leaving the house once in a while.
But, this is not entertainment. This is a pixelated babysitter on a screen. It's literally a pacifier.
I'm sorry that your mind reverted toward that of a child, rather than the other way around. But, this is not a film or a movie, it's a cartoon for underdeveloped minds. And, when rated on the same scale as a real film, it just doesn't add up.
So, no, I'm not at all interested in how the cartoon will make me care about the bear/mom, anymore than I am interested in Bambi's mom or Garfield's lasagna. 7.1 IMDB rating huh? I think maybe housewives and stay-at-home-moms need to get their own movie rating website.
This Pixar cartoon, like most others, is a COMPLETE waste of time, designed to get money out of the pockets of desperate parents who need a break. This is a vehicle for the extortion of exhausted adults by children and local movie theaters. #Fail. #WasteOfTime
RealReview Posting Scoring Criteria:
Acting - 0.5/1 (No non-verbal acting in a cartoon, only pixels);
Casting - 1/1;
Directing - 0.5/1 (Less real directing in a cartoon);
Story - 0.5/1 (Bear mom, huh?);
Writing/Screenplay - 0.5/1;
Total Base Score = 3
Modifiers (+ or -):
Technical Effects/Make Up: +1;
Believability/Consistency: -1;
Tastelessly Emotionally Manipulative: -1 (Shoot some more arrows at bear/mom, while you play sad music... go ahead and watch your IMDB rating fall...);
Total RealReview Rating: 2