Nothing but a pornographic fan fiction!

Rating: 1/10 (13 February 2015)

This film is a disgusting insult to the original novel and to filmdom itself! The story is so fast paced, it's like someone threw in a few weak story elements to release an hour long porno film! There is everything from bestiality to sadistic orgies in this embarrassment of a film! Dracula? More like Fifty Shades of Dracula! Hardly any dialogue unless you count moaning! All this and we haven't even gotten to the STORY! I have read Dracula cover to cover, and I don't remember reading any kind of Gothic porno novel! The book was a masterpiece of Gothic horror fiction! This is more like some sick fan fiction for sadists! Then they have the utter gall to call it "Bram Stoker's" Dracula! Seriously! Even Bella Lugosi's thirty minute little black and white film was closer to the book than this! When will someone actually make an accurate adaptation of this legendary novel?!