Bram Stoker's Dracula a parody

Rating: 1/10 (5 October 2005)

This film.... have I ever seen anything worse? Probably not. The only reason I actually watched the entire thing was because I have to write an essay on it. I've been trying to figure out - was Coppola actually having a serious attempt at this? Or was he just trying to create an OTT film for a few laughs? Because really, people, come on. This film is AWFUL and I think anyone who liked it needs their head checked. It's called BRAM STOKER'S Dracula, therefore it should be similar to...da da dummm... Bram Stoker's Dracula. The basic storyline is... usually present...but sorry I can't stop the word vomit any longer, it just keeps pouring out.... and apparently Dracula's gay now, so go figure.