Absolutely infamous.

Rating: 1/10 (28 June 2012)

Bram Stoker must be turning in his grave, and if I were one of his descendants I would have sued Coppola for using the writer's name in the the title. This monumental piece of trash has almost nothing to do with the novel but looks like a long feature MTV video for teenagers. Terrible, atrocious and awful.
The art direction and make-up designers should have been fired on the spot: the armours are made of plastic and Gary Oldman's make-up as an old man is a ridiculous hybrid between the Phantom of the Opera, the Mummy and the Fly. They possibly couldn't have done worse than this, and they won an Oscar for it!!!
The acting is so bad that even the always reliable Anthony Hopkins gives here one of his worst performances ever.
The whole thing is so awful and such an insult to the spectator's intelligence that I can not go on without starting to use foul language...