What the hell is this?

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2012)

How is it possible for a movie to be so bad and so far away from the amazing book and yet still call itself "Bram Stoker's". Who in their right mind cast Keanu Reeves as Jonathon? From the first moment it grates the ears as he struggles with the English accent. Why not just cast an English actor? And what the hell is happening with the count? Why the ridiculous hair. The whole point in the book is that he is slightly strange, not absolutely ridiculous. He is almost clown-like, not just his appearance, but the unbelievable over acting, making this absolutely un-watchable. Bram Stoker should come back as Dracula and kill all the cast and staff of this god-awful disgrace