One of the worst films I've ever seen

Rating: Null/10 (23 December 2003)

I recall sitting in the theatre with my friend, and after about half an hour turning to him and asking, "Does this movie suck?". As said it, I could see the grim realization hit him that indeed, it did suck. That characters were flat, the over-embellished production design was such that I was painfully aware this was filmed entirely in a studio. Coppola's feeble attempts at being artsy come off looking like Norman Rockwell trying to paint abstract expressionism.