I hated every minute of it

Rating: 1/10 (22 September 2011)

The acting sucked (Keanu woah reeves plays a Brit: "woah a crumpet"), I don't always hate Keanu, but this was just not him. Similarly Winona Rider makes a good nut case or cutesy wootesy girl, but not a good Victorian Brit and vampire. The only scenes she sells are the ones where she's overcome by vampire horny-ness.
The story jumped all over the place without connection, and the cinematography made it look like a porn, there were enough breast scenes, even a sex scene with a possessed woman and a werewolf. How did the woman become possessed, why is Gary Oldman a slimy vampire on a boat and then suddenly a werewolf having sex with some red head? Don't ask, don't even think to ask, and perhaps the movie will hang together for you.
You might like the a bit if your favorite movie ever is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The whole movie is like the scene where the floor is bleeding and everyone turns into a dinosaur, and it was filmed like someone was copying Tim Burton, on acid, and poorly.
Worst movie ever.