I want to test your blood

Rating: 1/10 (12 August 2008)

What just happened, why would these people ruin a perfectly good book by trying to make it appealing to the stupid drug addicted skate boarder type? Seriously this movie was crap, runny nasty smelly crap that cost a lot of money. We could solve world hunger with the amount of money being thrown at these movie makers who think they have any amount of talent. But it doesn't have to be that way, just get people who aren't high to make movies and we can go on happily ignoring the starving people. I don't really care what it's used for, just so that these uncreative hippies aren't getting a penny. They could have just as easily made Dracula good or, better yet, just came up with a new idea, but that would be hard and it's much easier to take a good book and make it into a bad movie. How bad was it? Keanu Reeves bad. Come on, he actually looks high. In fact, I think the people in charge of this piece of garbage were his dealers. Really, if I wanted to see people reading their lines without emotion I'd watch a small business commercial on the public access network, he's that bad. In fact, the only good actor was Gary Oldman, and it looks like he doesn't even care, though I can't say I'd blame him, I think the primary writing instrument for the script was a bong! It looks like they were reading off of cue cards the whole time. In fact, if you watch very carefully, Reeves actually squints whenever he has a line. On the plus side, I didn't get hurt because of this movie it was just awful.