What a Piece of Crap!

Rating: 2/10 (14 March 2006)

I am embarrassed for Sir Anthony Hopkins and Gary Oldman. What a joke Keeanu's fake English accent attempt was! Winona was her usual vapid self. I guess it was type-casting. They needed someone anemic. I would score it much higher if I thought it was an INTENTIONAL parody of vampire movies. Just goes to show you, you can have all the money, and all the big names, and still make a piece of crap movie. Don't get me wrong, the production values were high. There was some great photography and special effects. I love Tom Waits. There were just so many clichés, and such camp. Just awful. I gave it a two, unlike the person who gave it a ten because they thought the overall score was too low. I was tempted to give it a one for the same reason, but I decided to grade it fairly.