Would make Ed Wood proud!

Rating: 1/10 (17 August 2008)

Poorly cast, poorly written, and missed the point altogether. The entire thing seemed to focus mainly on sex when the story is strong enough to carry itself if well executed. The costumes and effects could've worked well enough if Copola had put more thought into the roles. None of the actors really worked with their characters; casting Keanu Reeves was a big mistake. It seemed like the main point was trying to stuff as many big names into one title without thinking it through at all.
At least it isn't as bad as the 1970's version, but that's really not saying much.