Most overrated POS movie of the decade

Rating: 1/10 (12 June 2007)

Many years ago, there lived an emperor who was quite an average fairy tale ruler, with one exception: he cared much about his clothes. One day he heard from two swindlers named Guido and Luigi Farabutto that they could make the finest suit of clothes from the most beautiful cloth. This cloth, they said, also had the special capability that it was invisible to anyone who was either stupid or not fit for his position.
Being a bit nervous about whether he himself would be able to see the cloth, the emperor first sent two of his trusted men to see it. Of course, neither would admit that they could not see the cloth and so praised it. All the townspeople had also heard of the cloth and were interested to learn how stupid their neighbors were.
The emperor then allowed himself to be dressed in the clothes for a procession through town, never admitting that he was too unfit and stupid to see what he was wearing. He was afraid that the other people would think that he was stupid.
Of course, all the townspeople wildly praised the magnificent clothes of the emperor, afraid to admit that they could not see them, until a small child said: "But he has nothing on!" This was whispered from person to person until everyone in the crowd was shouting that the emperor had nothing on. The emperor heard it and felt that they were correct, but held his head high and finished the procession.
The little fable above illustrates a little how this awful movie ended up with a "91% fresh" rating on sites such as Rotten Tomatoes. A few elitist critics thought they saw something beyond the shi t humor, lame unoriginal jokes, and utter garbage that fills the entire 84 minutes of this movie, and then the rest of the critics followed suit. If I had to guess, I would say that at least 75% of the people who watched this movie did so because they were deceived into thinking it was worth watching, either by these retarded critics, or by word of mouth about the shocking distasteful scenes in the movie. Controversy combined with publicity sells. That is the only reason this pile of dung made so much money. I would be willing to bet that at least 8 of 10 people who saw this didn't actually like it. Do yourself a favor, save your movie money and don't even rent this movie. If you must see it, steal it or something. Either way, you will regret losing two hours of your life to see this movie. If I could give it 0 stars, I would.