Worst piece of garbage I've ever sat through

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2006)

I unfortunately drew the short straw and had to dry run this film for the theater I work at. Having seen the trailers over and over, I thought it was going to be a total flop. I read the reviews and thought there might be some hope for it after all...WRONG!!! This movie does the "In your country you do x and in my country we do y" gag that was done to death by Yakov Smirnoff in the 80's. For example, the "pussy magnet" scene. Let's take a joke that was mildly "haha" the first time it was said, and totally run it into the ground. And as for the scene with Borat and very hairy naked fat guy doing homo-erotic wrestling acts, well I could have lived my life without seeing that. I walked out of that dry run thinking "well there's 84 minutes of my life I'll never get back!" The only consolation is that I didn't have to pay to see this piece of garbage. It saddens me to think how many decent scripts were passed over to green-light this cow pie of a flick! It think we should have a double feature of Borat and Jackass 2, and then quarantine everyone who comes to it for the good of the human race. If I could give it less than one star, I would have.