Something must be wrong even if it's right.

Rating: 8/10 (28 December 2006)

What finally convinced me to see it was Borat's performance on The Tonight Show (or whatever it is) with Jay Leno. He (Sacha Baron Cohen) was really brilliant. Great promotion. Worked on me.
The movie was hilarious. A few scenes I had already seen. That "Throw The Jew Down The Well" song was not in it. I guess you have to buy the CD.
That's all I choose to say about the movie itself.
The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the audience. What a bunch of morons. By my estimates, there were only about seven people there with any class at all in a room full of about forty-eight drooling yammering simians. Seeing why my country is not a direct democracy, I changed my seat twice until I was in the very last row of the theater. I was not always considered a square; something happened to make people babble like baboons who can speak; namely NAZI brainwash technology, ie. cable TV.
I was thinking though, something must be wrong, or right, about Borat to attract that kind of a crowd. He is well-liked by the totally stupid.
One guy kept saying what he thought would happen next, and when it would happen, he would make snorting, whistling, and grunting noises to congratulate himself; like that was difficult. Meanwhile his observations were so blatantly obvious, he hurt my brain. I had to get out of radio wave range. People like him are like sticking your brain in a microwave. I felt like I'd get brain cancer if I remained any longer. Borat helped my brain. His audience hurt my brain. Should there be a sequel, I'll try another theater or wait for it to come out on video.
I should be more confrontational. I am seriously going to stretch and get ready for a fight before I leave to see a movie at a theater just in case a verbal confrontation escalates into violence; it's that bad. I am not looking for a fight; I simply recognize where one can find me. Ladies and Gentlemen, the United States is in a serious deficit of proper manners and ability to appreciate the cinema correctly. Civility is dying. Watch out, there may be roving bands of barbarians invading the streets any day now. I suggest you buy guns and defend yourselves.
Maybe someone can produce a short on shutting up. One where the offender's entrails are used as drapes on either side of the screen might be nice.
What would really be nice is language-recognition technology connected to ejection seats. Now that would be good.