A fuzzy, white nightmare

Rating: 3/10 (12 September 2014)

Oh, where to begin? I remember how excited I was when Bolt hit the theaters in Canada, during the early 6th grade. I was into dogs then, in the phase when I saw them as more than just big, dumb animals, and I saw an ad in a magazine for a film about a dog with superpowers... I saved up all my allowance, shoveled driveways, delivered groceries, and then I went to the movies to see Bolt...
MILEY CYRUS!? Ugh, two minutes into the film and already I thought it was cheesy and annoying. And that's no opinion from an adult reviewer, this was me when I was the target age! I wasn't the only one, when it reached the Hitler-like cat and his fat sidekick, both parents and their children were getting up to leave. I stuck around, thinking it might improve... not a bit! Miley Cyrus' (Penny's) obese mom is introduced, as is a fat hamster, a stray cat with a misshapen head and then this utterly stupid scene where Bolt makes a strange face with alien eyes in a trailer park came up. Towards the end I think I was ready to burn down the theater it was so bad! Not only was Miley Cyrus in it, but the soundtrack was unbelievably terrible, nearly every voice was nerve-wrecking and there was too much of that puppy-love crud that makes dogs out to be these intelligent creatures.
It might be an alright movie if you're two years old... but I'm sorry, I just didn't see the interest, and I feel worried for society seeing its current amazing reviews.