PLOT....WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING PLOT!

Rating: 1/10 (16 August 2002)

When I saw the Planet of the Apes remake about a year ago I thought that it would be a log time until I saw a movie as pointless and as poorly written as that one. Today I saw a movie that seemed as if it was written by apes. Instead of an actual movie it seems that the producers of Blue Crush have decided to give us a garble of scenes that have a vague relationship to one another. The script is actually one scene of work with the lines cut and pasted in different order to give the illusion of an actual script. For example, the line "Dude you wasted a wave" was repeated at least four times by the same character over the course of the movie. The script wasn't the only thing that seemed cut and pasted. The scenes themselves looked like the same images rehashed over and over ad infinitum and ad nauseam.
Blue Crush is a failure of a movie, the only two positive points that the movie gets is the nice visuals of the surfers (which get tired after you see the same ones 50 times) and the fact that it was under two hours. Hopefully the American public will show its intelligence and crush Blue Crush at the box office.