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Rating: Null/10 (19 August 2002)

I have seen some real steaming piles, but this movie topped some of the worst flicks of the year: worse than xXx, worse than Scorpion King. Hollywood is dying folks, just look, this movie is based off a magazine article. We're appearently moving on from adapting every novel into a moving and then remaking and reimagining those movies over and over every few years... and I was afarid that was going to go on forever. This movie has everything an audience could want: Girls scantily clad at all times...even the 14 year old, surfing (which is appearently cool again, just like in the 80's!) big fat guys in speedos and product placement. Plus there was a nice close of up poop in a toilet, which pretty much sums up the whole movie. Don't see this movie! Don't encourage hollywood to produce more crap like this. I want my $7 back.