Absolute Disaster of a Movie

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2007)

To put it blunty: There are few movies on the planet I would consider worse than Blades of Glory. Visualize with me an absolutely inane and tired plot with terrible dialogue tied up with lame actors. You might have something close to Blades of Glory.
The plot plods along predictably, following a very familiar sports movie plot line. An unlikely duo is pitted against snobby rivals who try to cheat but are ultimately foiled by the forces of good. Adding Will Ferrell and Jon Heder and calling it a comedy does little to remedy this train wreck of a setup, or its cardboard romance subplot.
The jokes are flat-out dull, especially for the bizarrely-underused craziness of Will Ferrell. If you think incestuous figure skaters and routine references to Jon Heder's testicles are comedy gold, you may have a job on the staff of (Heaven forbid) Blades of Glory 2.
The ask-a-Ninja once made an advertisement for Blades of Glory, but I have this to say to the interested. There is no glory in Blades of Glory.