I bet Androids don't dream about Ridley Scott - not anymore

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2019)

Now I didn't even bother watching it after luckily reading the bangon reviews here about the need for Hollywood to constantly remake the standards from before instead of coming up with something new. But I almost did after a quick check of it's rating here (and before reading any actual reviews). Hollywood needs to take a time out and think about what they have not been doing. Thanks to reviews by wrt-47222, k-57670 and zvh-82397 to name but a few, that caught my attention with their wittiness and/or common sense, and for stopping me from wasting my time watching it even on Netflix, let alone at a theatre! Man, to think I almost spent two and three-quarters hours watching Ryan Gosling smirk by choice... I just feel sick.
I'm giving it a 1 cos I don't give a good (or bad) gawdamn about pretty girls, especially when they're praised for just being pretty and thin. And because if there is something such as sin, then scoring a weak remake like this higher than an amazing classic like the original, then this defines it. And because no one should ever take advantage of an author like Philip K. Dick when he's not around to defend himself! Shame on you all.