Sam Spade in the 21st & 1/2 Century

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2017)

This stinker is two hours and thirty minutes of butt squirming misery! But here's how to make sense of this senseless story.
K (the Sam Spade replicant) has been sent on a mission to snuff out an out of date replicant. But this old replicant tells K he witnessed a miracle. Well this notion stirs something in K and he wants to know more. (By the way K is sometimes called Joe because he has about as much personality as a day old cup of coffee).
So K, like Sam Spade, starts his quest to get an answer to this miracle thing and along the way he has sex with a hologram, gets beat-up numerous times, gets really dirty, but his First World War style overcoat is always in perfect condition.
K finally meets his recluse Dad, Deckard! Deckard is dumbstruck because he fathered a girl and standing before him is a full grown man holding the all meaningful little wooden horse Deckard made for his daughter! So K realizes he is a trans-gendered replicant and falls over dead so the female replicant can have a life. The End.