What did I just watch...5 times now?

Rating: 3/10 (18 October 2019)

I've slept through (watched) this movie 5 times now and I would have a very hard time explaining any of this movie to someone. Not because this movie is so mind-bendingly awesome but because nothing ends up happening in the whole movie. Each time I watch it I think "this is going to be great" and as each scene comes and goes I always end up thinking, "oh I remember that!" but that is it. Nothing sticks to my brain at all.
Nothing but beautiful images and a soundtrack that as another reviewer said "is just loud noises" and I'd have to agree. Not that I don't love the soundtrack but what the heck?! We are suppose to have a guide through this movie, any competent director would tell you that, but this just ends up getting lost in itself. It's like if you have a puppy lying on the middle of a bed and you throw your softest most beautiful and comfortable but heaviest blanket on top of the puppy. It ends up taking the puppy 2 hours and 40 minutes to come out and he is just confused. This blanket is the movie and we are the puppy. I hate to say it but not very fun.
That's all I got. Watch at your own risk but I think the director ended up saying something to the effect of "we failed making this movie because it does not entertain people enough to take them out of the real world. We made the most expensive art house movie ever." Apparently they had a 4 hour cut at one point and the studio was toying with the idea to turn it into 2 movies. At least we can thank whoever is holy that did not happen.