Warner Bros. courageously battles the Insidious Sony MegaCorp . . .

Rating: 7/10 (10 October 2017)

. . . throughout BLADE RUNNER 2049. Though this sort of "Inside Baseball" cinematic warfare has resulted in a fairly schizophrenic film, BLADE RUNNER 2049 is still chock full of the sort of prophetic Portents of Real Life Doom comfortably familiar to all of We True Blue Loyal Patriotic Normal Average 99 Per Center Silent Majority Progressive Union Label Citizens. Many of BLADE RUNNER 2049's trademark Warner Bros. warnings could be ripped from Today's Headlines. In fact, on the day that I saw 2049 (Monday, October 9, 2017) Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's U.S. Environmental Pollution Agency Czar, Scott "Just Ruin It" Pruitt, condemned 375,000 of our Asthmatic Fellow Americans to Excruciating Early Deaths by giving Big Coal a Carte Blanche to turn our once "Beautiful, for Spacious Skies" totally Black, just as they are pictured throughout Warner's half of this flick. Sony's 50% of BLADE RUNNER is full of crass product placement and corrupt job-killing automation, in keeping with their Mission--as the official Propaganda Arm of the Japanese Government--to destroy all the American Values that they can.
It will go without saying for many if not most Americans that Sony is closely allied with Putin's Stevie Repug Party, aka the GOOPERs, led by Steve Bannon and the late Steve Paddock (commonly referred to as the Deplorable Machinegun Cult). Certified, card-carrying Satanists in Real Life, these murderous miscreants are referred to by Warner as "Replicants" during BLADE RUNNER 2049. This is done to distinguish these Groupthinking Automatons from We Flesh and Blood Human Beings. The soul-less Replicants rule over LA LA LAND, as actor Ryan Gosling frequently manages to remind us by plunking various derelict pianos. The climax of Warner's Las Vegas half of BLADE RUNNER 2049 involves high-rise windows being shot out, no doubt Warner's way of alerting Real Life Sin City Concert Goers to Beware of Repug Replicant Steve Paddock. Unfortunately, Sony's team of deplorable Fifth Columnist Traitors spilled the beans of this mass market caution to Replicant Shooter Paddock, who moved up his hotel reservations for Another Day of Infamy. Those familiar with that Ancient Greek Oracle Cassandra might call this turn of events Deja Vu All Over Again, but if you're Warner Bros., what more can you do?