Long... Loud... Boring, and Pretentious Objectification of Women

Rating: 2/10 (9 October 2017)

BR2049 doesn't give me hope for the future of cinema when filmmakers keep regurgitating the same misogynistic female sex robot trope.
i walked out of there feeling like i just got off an access Hollywood bus with donald trump and billy bush.
LONG. SLOW. BORING. LOUD. i can't even begin to describe how boring it was. i noticed couples further down started leaving and not coming back. it honestly could've been a 20-minute short film and had the same impact. which was ZERO. even harrison ford can't save it this time.
women are portrayed throughout the entire film as expendable whores with no character development other than being there to serve and inflate the male ego, and there is so much unnecessary strictly female nudity splattered throughout the film that i started thinking i would be super drunk if i was playing the shot game. and then wished i was super drunk so i could join some of the others who were able to fall asleep over the loud, nauseating score and sound mixing.
so many shots of absolutely nothing are so agonizingly long that you feel like yelling at the movie screen and telling the actors to, "GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!"
there was a really cool, close-up shot of a fly that i liked for the single second it made it onto the screen. i then spent the next 2 minutes wondering why they didn't leave in a lingering scene for that fly... it deserved it after the 5 minutes of screen time the sex statues got as ryan gosling walked aimlessly among them. (1 star for the fly.)
there was a really cool, fluffy dog in it that i wished had more screen time because who doesn't like cool, fluffy dogs... but then i started daydreaming it was going to get rabies and turn into cujo and kill everyone so that i could finally get up and leave the theatre. (1 star for the dog.)
by the time they got to the end with all of the water i wanted everyone to drown.
please stop making these films and continuously pushing the narrative that women are just around to serve men... women deserve a way better future than this... someone please give it to them!