Too Long, Too Loud, Too Dull, Too Boring & Too Confusing!!

Rating: 1/10 (10 October 2017)

Heard vaguely about the first Blade Runner but heard it was a book series, but again it's not something I particularly cared enough to latch onto. I just heard the words Blade Runner but didn't know exactly that it was a film, nor did I know it's story-line, theme, or that it was a book series before hand, let alone when it was released!
This film, Blade Runner 2049, takes place 30 years since the last, though the film itself is made 35 bloody damn years after the 1982 original! That's way, way way way too long to make a sequel, the excuses are simply not good enough, this could've been a damn remake, that's how long ago it was made!
Anyway, having heard about this film coming up & from a friend of mine, I decided to give this a watch, though I noticed that this was 163 minutes long, but I was willing to give it a watch despite also not being a Sci-Fi fan!
I found the film to be stupidly, stupidly long! Way too loud & I'm on 23 not 80! It was confusing I didn't have a clue what was going on from the get go! The film dragged & dragged some more & it got duller & duller, by the time it got to the 1 hour mark I was already beginning to get restless & bored. The film just simply plodded on for too long & it was 1 hour too long than it needed to be! It could've been 90 minutes short, but pointless scenes dragging on unnecessarily & other pointless dragged out parts had to be in there! It slowed down the pacing to well below the 1 mph mark! The sound was extremely loud, too loud even for someone like myself whose used to watching loud action films with gunfire sounds booming explosions! But this film was badly edited though length & sound mix it was just bad!
The story-line was confusing & made no sense, the length & pacing didn't help with this as you forgot what was what at the beginning! Not to mention the middle to which even then the film felt stretched & like it was never going to end! It went on & on & on & on & on...! If you know what I mean, it was slower than a damn tortoise! How many times do I have to emphasis to these idiots who make these films? Cut! The! Shite! OK!? Less is more! Short & Sweet! You get me!? This film could've been over & hour short! 1 hour & 10-20 minutes of fine tune super cut editing should've done it & of course made the film better, that & to beef the story-line up & make it more simpler to understand for those who weren't even born when the first Blade Runner was released! Cutting the shite & trimming the fat! That's how they should've edited this film! But no!They have to make it long & dragged out! So sense mental! By the time it got to the end, you were just glad to get out of there! You didn't care for the end result because you too bored to even care, you only cared that it ended in the first place let alone the content of the ending which just like the pacing & story-line, was proper arse!
The reviewers are clearly paid, once again, to write great 10/10 reviews! Because any old tosser who gets £20 million flung onto their lap would take money like morons right!? Gullible tossers! I guess Money does really talk & well Bullshite does actually walk! I'm not paid to write this review, I'm writing this from my true & honest opinion! I ain't a liar or a faker! This is my honest review about this film & take it from me, it was utter crap! 1/10