Almost as bad as the first

Rating: 1/10 (16 June 2018)

...and in some ways worse. For example, at least the first one wasn't 800 hrs long. Holy bleep. I got about 30 mins in before debating if I should turn it off. I thought wow, are you kidding me, they are making the same mistakes as they did with the first one...glacial (and in this one, overly complicated) plot, vapid script, uninteresting characters, cheap tricks like pointless nudity etc, and by now a hideously worn out "noir" theme....oooh it's always dark, it rains a lot, oooh everyone wears dark clothes and is depressing or manic or otherwise a waste of flesh. But no worries, everyone will love it because Harrison Ford is back and ooooh "THE IMAGERY"....and sadly, they were apparently right, as it seems to be getting mostly positive reviews. Which is laughable. This film drones on and on AND on like some Chinese water torture. I can't count how many times my mind started drifting because it was that uninteresting. Don't ask me why I didn't just turn it off, but in the name of mercy pls don't make another one. That would be like making "Jaws 10" (or whatever).