the longer I watched, the lower my rating fell

Rating: Null/10 (3 March 2020)

Thought 1: The first 2 hrs 10 min were mostly boring. The last 34 minutes were plain old dumb.
Thought 2: That lady sure does drink a lot.
Thought 3: I wish Gosling walked faster. If he did, or if they got a leading actor who walked faster, this film could have been over in 2 hrs.
Thought 4: The mad scientist & his Luv were ridiculous characters made laughable by lousy acting.
Thought 5: If the tedious story & tedious acting didn't put you to sleep, the soundtrack sure would & DID.