So Much Better than The Original and You Don't Have to Suffer Through as Much of the Wooden Harrison Ford

Rating: 10/10 (31 December 2017)

There are so many whiny children out there crying because they made a sequel to their precious little film. Except it wasn't your movie. Blade Runner was hardly a masterpiece as the geeks keep saying. Harrison Ford and Sean Young must have been carved from the same tree to put in such completely wooden and uninspired performances. Ford has been brought back from the dead for one last (we hope) performance.
Gosling is a million times better in this version and the sci fi story is superior to Dick's hack job.
I'm just kidding about Blade Runner 2049 and the 10 stars. It's incredibly slow and stupid, mostly. I just wanted to get under the skin of the sci-fi dorks. The film was WAY too long.