When Illiterates Make a Movie

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2020)

To say this trainwreck is based on Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is like saying Michaelangelo was the inspiration for Mr. Bill. Everyone who was owed a favor in Hollywood got a job in this movie. That's the only explanation for the bloated cast of extras, the ridiculous costumes, and the "what were they thinking?" hair and makeup. Everyone who has dialogue takes their sweet time saying their piece, dragging out slow scenes until they're positively petrified. Non sequiturs liter the fight scenes. Key characters from the book are unrecognizable. It just goes on and on. I want my two hours back.