One word sums up the entirety of the movie: Cliche.

Rating: Null/10 (12 September 2002)

This movie contains a spoiler. Who really wants to hear how terrible the movie actually is? It spoils the entire experience of finding out for yourself a) reasons why to kill the movie producer b) how to get money back after watching a movie.
One word sums up the entirety of this movie: Cliche.
The camerawork was pretty good, the music production was polished (but the music itself was uninteresting and dry). Technically, this movie was standard.
However, people don't watch movies for technical proficiency - the aim of movies is to entertain or enlighten. Blade II is a pathetic load of drivel that could've been written by a monkey. The brain capacity needed to comprehend the plot is akin to that of an eggplant (no offense - to eggplants.) . I could guess the outcome of the plot at any given point, there were no unexpected plot twists. But wait: there's more! Cheesy storyline, shallow, undeveloped characters and badly thought-out ideas to boot.
I laughed uncontrollably at the ending sequence where the female vampire type wanted to "see the sun rise just once before I die". I pointed at the idiotic woman on my left bawling and laughed at her. Everyone was glaring at me!
My temperament after viewing this sorry excuse for a motion-picture alternated between retching and uncontrollable fury and violent urges to murder everybody who had ANY hand in taking this to the cinema.
If you liked this movie, sometime you must explain to me why you enjoy force-fed hollywood puke handed to you on a silver platter.
Good riddance. If there is a sequel, boycott it (or make rude noises during the "emotional" parts ;D )