A Movie that is Entertaining on Every Level!

Rating: 10/10 (23 March 2002)

For starters, this movie made no sense from the beginning to end. That was the best part. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire movie. I got shushed so many times, but I could not help it! I think the plot has so many holes, there's almost nothing there. David Goyer completely breaks and redefines all rules about vampires at all times. But that is the best part! It makes the movie so humorous! Just watch Blade's glasses. They are indestructible and they don't fall off! That is pure comedic genius. Okay, so I found this move hilarious. It isn't supposed to be a comedy but it is. How about the action? I'm not too big of an action movie fan, but I am a ninja movie fan, and this movie has the best of both worlds. Not only does it have action, kung-fu fighting, but they added professional wrestling to the mix also. The excitement never stops, so most people can look past the terrible story. (But you miss out on the humor!) Plus, the action scenes are breathtaking. They seamlessly put CG in to do amazing visual effects for stunts and camera work that could never be done in the real life. If you want 2 hours of pure escapist fun, then see this movie right away! It has everything! Action, excitement, ninjas, sci-fi, horror, disgusting amounts of gore, lots of comedy, (but unintentional) romance AND drama! (Although the romance and the drama are just plain awful, but that adds to the comedy!)