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Rating: Null/10 (27 March 2002)

"spoilers...if this movie can be spoiled."
All I wanted going into this movie was some cheesy action, and some bad one liners. I know there will be no plot. I know there will be terrible acting. I know this will be a bad movie. I thought i was prepared. Well, the cheese certainly was thick, the lines ... terrible. The fighting was nothing special. The CG sequences was amusing but i've seen better in video games. But the thing that really struck me was how BORING this movie is. I fell asleep twice in this thing. The movie pretty much went like this... Talky talky...cue random rock music #3, Blade fight homeless vampires, talky talky, play rock music #8 Blade fight vamps ninjas, talky talky, rock music #12 Blade fights rejects from Mimic with vampire biker gang... on and on and on... wait! i think Snipes expression changed.... naaaaa... not really. More random violence, then Blade dukes it out with final boss...yaaaa. Blade is killed!... Not. Blade wins! surprise surprise. Wow! Blade is suffering from a fatal heart attack! no, no, i think thats just Snipes trying to act. Looks painful, hopefully he doesn't do this acting thing too often. zzzzzzzzzz what movie did i watch just now? what's my name? where am I?