Blaloney

Rating: Null/10 (20 April 2004)

"Blade" is some of the silliest, most forgettable fluff I've seen in a while. As with 90% of all bad movies, the script is the inescapable problem. I understand that it's based on a comic book, so I shouldn't expect too much. Still, the silly, very unscary, unoriginal film just isn't believable for a second. I never had those moments where I suspended my disbelief and worried about what was going to happen to Wesley Snipes as "Blade". Everything reeked "FRANCHISE" and "SEQUEL". I have to come to grips with my old age (I'm 39-years-old) and face the fact that there are movies that I'd have to been 13-years-old to love. "Blade" falls into that category. But it's also terrible rubbish. And sadly, this might be the best thing Wesley Snipes has ever done, the thing he's remembered for, his legacy.