Not funny

Rating: Null/10 (30 July 2003)

Dumb movies with bad dialog and writing are sometimes kinda enjoyable, but there's no sense of humor or subtle irony anywhere to be found here. Cliches', illogical plot, et al can all be overlooked somewhat if there's a bit of fun involved.
Ain't much here. "Some M'F'ers always like to skate uphill!" C'mon. Standard Martial Arts stuff thrown in... um, just thrown in 'kuz some of it looks cool, I guess.
(hardly a SPOILER coming up)
BTW, assuming everyone is turned into vampires by Mr. La Magra, what's left to drink? Pig blood? If loud noises and bright and shiny things can keep you occupied, you're on the same level to enjoy this movie. Or, if you're extremely forgiving and can ignore the terrible writing and messy shooting/editing, have at it.