Black Swan - Pure Rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2011)

OK so I was forced to go see this film with my girlfriend. That's a given in my situation. I choose a film to see and next time my girlfriend chooses. Fair is fair.
I watched a trailer to this and figured it would be kind of a crazed serial killer/ murder movie. Was I wrong! A load of ballet dancing and men in tights. This film tries so hard to be arty that it comes off as being full of itself.
A weak plot that takes so long to unravel you almost go insane. Looking around the theater I noticed one other guy. An old man with his wife. Same look on his face as I did. Other than him it was old lesbians and rich looking hags all around.
If your a male who likes male things and isn't at all interested in ballet skip this load of tripe of a film. An hour and a half of a little rich girl crying and whining and dancing around. Blah blah. Not even a boob in this film.
Its a yawn fest.
Dave