Not worth your valuable time, even if you like watching Mila Kunis engage in pussy licking

Rating: 2/10 (28 August 2012)

All right, here I go. Just joined IMDb to write reviews. Seeing all the overly hyped fanmails here about this and some other films, such as Inception (2010), did the trick.
** for Black Swan, which is one helluva over-hyped bag of annoying, juvenile, boring gimmicks, and possibly it gives you the experience of wanting to strangle the Portman lady, whom I've never seen in a marvellous acting performance. Sure she appears in some goodies: Léon, V for Vendetta, and ... and ... whoops, guess she's not that great, but she sure is popular. Strange. I admit she got brains.
I don't do spoilers and summaries*, but I will warn you about what I think are wastes of time. More importantly, I'd like to point out waaaaaaaaay better films to you.
In 2011, 'Drive', 'Blue Valentine', 'Tyrannosaur', to name but a few.
Oh, and the lesbian/sexy stuff in Black Swan....? Don't make me laugh. If you'd like to see Mila Kunis in a better vehicle, see After Sex (2007).
Black Swan, my arse. Now I got to click to Preview button, right?
* Guess I have to do one, after all. Oh boy, now IMDb tells me it's too long. Well, well, well: "One ballerina leaves, another one desperately tries to take her place as the black and white Swan in Swan Lake. While she dances perfectly (ahem), she ain't that dark, but some not-so-hot lesbian stuff and more 'sexy' stuff later which has Hollywood in a sweat, the film takes off like a crippled blind swan who suffers from severe mental stuff..." Is that too long? And how many words too long?! Please edify me. I'll try again.