Worst movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2011)

If Black Swan wins an Oscar then it is certain that it's all a big bunko. As is this website... I'm sure people by now will have noticed that IMDb is as important, if not more so, than the whole woooo Oscar nominations. But enough about that. And enough about Black Swan too. It is clear from the majority of honest reviews that it stinks. I'm sure it conveys some deep message, but the point is to get it across (will this review do the trick? I wonder...) Sure, I have seen bad movies. I just eat them, like french fries. Tasteless, but sometimes a fatty sauce like mayonaise (i.e. good acting, appealing visuals, well thought-out concepts) will get me to sit through it, no matter the overall quality. This was like having a day-old, flabby, stale chip to chew on for two hours... a lot like chewing on your own tongue. And nothing of the aforementioned sauce, perhaps only dripping with dog saliva.
Perhaps a lot of 15 year old girls with tormented souls vote on IMDb. That is to say: perhaps they can relate to becoming a black swan after "scratching" themselves once too much. As for me, I can certainly think of a more fierce & ferocious creature to turn into once I get the chance to tell the director and cast they have wasted a good bit of time, money and - perhaps more importantly - common decency.