Black Snake Moan is one of the hottest movies ever thanks to freaking Christina Ricci!

Rating: 6/10 (5 February 2019)

Something special's going on here. Little Christina Ricci is the hottest little girl ever. Everyone hotter than Christina, is taller than her, except for like maybe fine ass Nicki Minaj, but little Christina is probably even hotter than Nicki, and shorter. Christina's in her white pair of panties like the whoooole movie long and I love it and I love her and I want her and I respect her and I want to have sex with her, so bad. OMg i LoVe christina RiCCi! Ricci's perfect for the part! Ricci's boobs and nipples are ideal for her sweet petite figure. I like JT. BSM is a very hot Southern-style home cooked though very relatable fun film. I love Christina Ricci! Christina has one helluva heinie, seriously! God, this movie is so stupid sometimes. The black chain is very metaphorical and all. The best part's when Christina's walking through the field like she is a mule since you can't lay around on the sofa all day because you gotta get your legs strong and Ricci turns around to the camera and shows off her exquisite body then turns back around and shows off her perfect butt then yanks on the chain and walks away in the field with the sky and the trees and the far, far less beautifuller than Christina yellow flowers OMg I want to have sex with Christina so bad. I love you Christina Ricci, I think your name is, you're so gorgeous! I think you have to make the right choices in life. Women are beautiful, and Miss Ricci is a good example of that. I love Christina Ricci!