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Rating: 1/10 (29 October 2014)

Wednesday Addams says a tearful goodbye to Britney Spears' virginity bandit, who is off to his national guard duties. Immediately she gets the screaming thigh sweats and gets plowed by the first coal sausage she can get her hands on. Meanwhile, Jules Winnfield is getting divorced because his wife cheated on him with his brother. Trashy ends up chained to Elmo McElroy's radiator as he feels it's his responsibility to exorcise her coochie demons (unfortunately not by stabbing them to death). When Nsync gets home, we find out his panic attacks are in his head and hers are in her stink-muffin. They bond over it and get married. There better be tartar sauce at the reception.
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