God willing I'll never have to watch this movie again

Rating: 1/10 (5 February 2014)

Suuuuuuuuuuuucked. Do you have a friend, perhaps an otherwise cool person who likes to watch "important" movies. I have such a friend, bless his heart, and in his company I had to watch this whole f*cking movie. Holy goats dude did you know the camera was on? Why why why this script? This? This is the story you want to tell Mr. Writer/director of Black Snake Moan? Do you just hate people? Are you here to ruin a movie going experience? I felt like I was being punished, what did I do to you Mr. Writer/director of Black Snake Moan? They make cool movies, you could make a cool movie Mr. Writer/director. I mean, if you think about it, when this script was pitched, some one eventually said "yes", crazy.