Overrated, Overhyped, Overcooked.

Rating: 5/10 (28 January 2019)

If this were any other film, I would say, eh, nothing special, just another Marvel Studios crank-job. But this was not billed as just another Marvel movie, this was pushed out as the next big thing, the future of films. Every single critic was fawning over it like thier kid at the school play. However, when its metecritc score dropped below 100, everyone lost their minds. I actually found a post citing that white crtics gave it a bad review because of racism. Meanwhile the film has subpar acting from nearly half of the cast, the CGI in the first Iron Man (2008) was better, and there were so many plot-holes, I gave up an hour in. The rest of my family was done after the 30 minute mark. In addition to its technical faults, the film had no message, was rife with identity politics, and was generally bland. When I say identity politics, let me break it down. Nearly all warriors with the exception of the Black Panther are female, it portrays a charicature of African culture despite it being a hyper advanced society, American culture and ideals are made fun of at every opportunity and oh yeah, they had segregated screenings of it. Literally found a theater in town doing an early screening. When I showed up, the ticket office manager said the following. "I'm sorry sir, I can't let you in, we are only accepting people of color today."
This review will probably get removed for hate speech or some such other excuse, but it does not change the fact that it was a boring film that was heralded as the second coming.