I fell asleep

Rating: 4/10 (9 April 2018)

The movie had a very weak plot and compensated for the lack of plot with violence. It's just a typical "Disney has no creativity and resorts to turning stuff that was popular in the 1960s into movies".
I missed a good 30 minutes of the movie because I fell asleep from boredom.
The stuff I woke up to felt like a fanfiction of the Iliad. Move the Iliad from Africa to Greece and get rid of the Trojan Horse, give it some super high tech equipment and that was pretty much this movie.
I would've given it a worse rating, but there was a hot man shirtless throughout most of it, so that made it more enjoyable. Plus I also saw Red Sparrow, and it would have been an insult to humanity to give your typical Disney, superhero, plotless, violence a rating as low as a movie that's just brutal violence towards women.
Also, how is something violent only rated PG-13? I've seen less violent movies that were rated R.