The comedy was funny but the rest stank

Rating: Null/10 (6 July 2002)

Yuch. Plodding, dragging, unfocused, empty. To quote Chris Elliot in a far more intelligent film-Cabin Boy-`dullsville, that's another name for it.' I did however enjoy the remake of Zulu scenes and I especially enjoyed the comedy scenes in the end when the undifferentiated ersatz heroes had to run home pursed by bugs bunny-esque cars hoping in and out of the shot. A little Yaketty Sax sound track (ala Benny Hill) would have made those scenes perfect. Other than that, who cares.