What a load of garbage!

Rating: 3/10 (2 October 2010)

Just seen this oldie on the telly.
Rarely have I seen a film so overblown, clichéd, melodramatic & cheesy in my life! Basically it's like a hoary old WW2 B-pic with Titties, Naughty words & lots of poo! (No - I'm not talking about the script).
The climax is jaw dropping...
Our heroine needs a screwdriver to screw down the lid to a coffin.
The coffin contains the "baddie" who's still alive - he's jumped-in in order to escape from liberated Holland - (Cliché 254b) As he's trying to bribe her by stuffing bank notes, gems etc through the gaps in the lid - money stolen from the Jews he's helped to murder - Boo Hiss! (Cliché 1607-15 variant 5) Fortunately "Our Heroine" has just the thing! A conveniently shaped locket containing the pictures of her murdered family - the family that "Baddy" helped to murder! Cue lots of screwing - muffled screams & lousy incidental music as our baddie gets his just desert – asphyxiating in a cloud of bad acting. Hoorah! Pass the sick-bucket.
This scene just about sums up this rubbish.
I confess I'm not a fan of Paul V - though Starship Troupers was a sly clever film. This film however is just trash by anybody's standards.
Avoid.