May I Recommend...

Rating: 3/10 (15 March 2008)

The boobs of Clarice van Houten aren't all that attractive, though she shows them at the slightest provocation. (The nipples are small, like a man's.) Everything else wrong with this preposterous picaresque has been fully described in other comments, often awkwardly in English but sometimes quite eloquently.
At the beginning, it is said to be "inspired by actual events"--a slippery, essentially meaningless statement. Certainly **Zwartboek** does not depict any actual events!
If you are looking for a serious treatment of the moral dilemmas of war, occupation, resistance and collaboration, rent a copy of "The Counterfeit Traitor" (1960) starring William Holden and Lili Palmer. That is a movie for grownups. It has a fine, international cast and genuine European backgrounds. The characters and events ring true.
But go not near this big budget piece of garbage.