Waste of Film - Couldn't Even Finish It!

Rating: 1/10 (27 May 2015)

Not sure how in the world this would be considered a good film. It sucked!!! It was such a waste of film. Was bored in the first 5 minutes! Tried to give it a chance, but had to just turn it off it was so bad.
I feel sorry for Michael Keaton because he's better than this mess. Still trying to figure out why someone would create such a weird mess. Is this what they call movies nowadays???? If so, it's back to books for me because this is just a waste of time that I can't get back!
From the opening with the drums playing twiddling my thumbs waiting for the letters to form words, I was bored. Then, the camera sits on Michael Keaton's character just sitting there in his underwear levitating....seemed like that took forever just to move to the next scene. It was just sooooooo slow. Did an old man waiting to die write this thing?