By far the worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2019)

I've seen bad movies before but this is by far the worst. All movies are now measured against this one for a scale of 'bad-ness'.
I get the skills required to make it all like one shot, I get the good actors, I get that it's satire and meant to be clever, but it's pretentious, self-indulgent, the music becomes unbearable and it's simply not entertaining. It's just like watching a clique of artsy people patting themselves on the back for their inside joke.