What a pile of Dog Droppings

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2015)

How did this movie get made? Why did this movie get made? And by Bahamut's Blazing Ball-sack, how did it win an Oscar? (OK, I know that one: industry politics.) Well, after all the hype, I can honestly say "What the Hell was that"? Whatever it was, it was not in any way good. It felt like a sophomoric attempt to be meta, which the actors giving their lines like they're trying to project in a play, but it didn't work. Honestly, I think I'd have preferred to watch the Birdman TV show or movies or whatever, because frankly, even the worst, cheesiest super-hero show is better than this pseudo-intellectual poser crap. Twitter and Facebook are somehow important or relevant? Puh-lease! Waste of time and talented actors. Can't imagine what the target audience for this was. In fact, I'm not sure the director or writer bothered to come up with a target audience at all, aside from themselves. Basically, if you like watching actors bitch and snipe at each other, it might be interesting. I don't, so it wasn't.