Pretentious, discombobulated circle-jerk

Rating: 1/10 (28 February 2015)

How did this win an Oscar? It's like a Kevin Smith movie minus the funny, with no plot and an annoying drum set or a Wes Andeson movie minus the endearment, humor and character depth. A big ol Hollywood circle jerk of over acted tripe that attempts to pass itself off as legitimate under the word satire. The reviews must be getting pumped up because I cannot see why people would enjoy this self absorbed garbage. Manos The Hands of Fate has more artistic merit than this movie. Just awful. There were no redeeming qualities, no exciting moments, nothing to make you care about the characters. In short I want two hours of life - that will never return - back. If there is a joke here, it's on whoever paid to watch this movie.