Made for Hollywood, not the general public

Rating: 1/10 (11 March 2015)

It was awful. It had no beginning, no story, and no end. It wasn't funny, entertaining, provocative, glamorous, enlightening, or delightful... something you might have in a movie, but not this one. The background "music" was some guy practicing on a drum set and it was really loud and annoying. I couldn't find any reason for anything, except that I just spent $18 on tickets and $17 on a bag of popcorn and some sugary ice drink, and I didn't want to waste it. I should be thankful that nobody threw up during the movie... it was that bad.
If a movie like this gets "best picture," then I can put out a real blockbuster with my cell-phone.
Coming to a theater near you. I could use an extra $Million...