That's four hours of my life I'm never gonna get back! Felt more like five!

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2015)

Self absorbed, self obsessed, pretentious luvvie sh*t. "Look at us, we are actOrs and you're not. We shall shoot this one take. We, are, going, to, show you, just how clever we are." I could have stayed at home and gazed at my own navel.
I really can't see why we have to write a minimum of ten lines. Surely short, succinct reviews are easier to read, but I'll continue in an effort to save other people from wasting their hard earned on such luvvie drivel. If you are pretentious, then please go and see this film. If you aren't........then don't. Spoiler alert! If only Lindsay Duncan's character could have reviewed the film instead of the play, she could have saved us all a lot of trouble. Ten lines, I'm done.