This review is NOT a Spoiler, it's a Life-saver: WHAT A CRAP MOVIE !!!

Rating: Null/10 (3 March 2015)

What a cold shower after high expectations.
I am not planning on revealing any more than saying: do yourself a favor - life 's too short to waste this precious time to watch Birdman.
Really, I cannot believe how bad it was! I was constantly on the watch for something remotely important / amusing / entertaining to happen. But no - this was painful.
I have marked it down as "Worst Movie Ever".
Even Peter Jackson's early movie efforts were a 10 out of 10 in comparison.
Hollywood - you got to be shitting me!! An Oscar? Best picture?? Really ???
Can I have some of what you had when you watched this mental diarrhea?