What a bunch of bull-crap

Rating: 2/10 (1 February 2015)

One of the toughest films to review, because there is no film to review.
Simply put, this is the actual representation of Michael Keaton hammering the last nail on his coffin and probably saying goodbye to everyone without a bang.
Keaton actually attempts suicide in the last scene of the film, which is actually what he does choosing to do this film.
The entire movie is shot in one take. Yes folks, in one camera shot, which is actually a very boring and confusing technique dropped and never used again by directors a long time ago. The entire movie feels like you're riding on a very slow and boring coaster ride.
I can't believe Keaton tries to take other actors down the drain with him, that is very selfish of him.
Somebody shoot the director in the face so he won't make another film.
Why this film is being advertised all over the place is beyond my understanding. Extremely boring, shows nothing, it's about nothing, a very big nothing.
Keep destroying yourself Mr. Keaton but remember that your Batman role also goes down the drain with you. Leaving us to think that your Batman act was saved by the director and not you.
What a terrible film and career. Scrap this, I'm watching Multiplicity and Dream Team again so I can get a laugh.