Claustrophobic monstrosity

Rating: 1/10 (1 June 2015)

Grraraaarrghh watching this piece of feces was like spending the time in a lift with a greasy guy with severe halitosis and no concept of personal space who insists on telling you about his mother's ovary operation. Oh, and over really loud jazz as elevator music. I have no idea why any of the actors agreed to feature in it. I have no idea why it won an Oscar - it has "pretentious sycophantic try-hard" written on it in letters that rival the size of the famous Hollywood sign. The whole project felt like a giant testicle massage to the director and I am really, really sorry that we helped deliver it with the money we paid for the DVD. Seeing the 7,9 it got here, my faith in humanity wavers.