Two long dumps.

Rating: 2/10 (30 January 2015)

There was this one time I took a dump. It was a pretty long one-- possibly 20 minutes. Like a taco bell one. Maybe with some corn, too, because I distinctly remember kernels of corn in it. It smelled like poop.
Anyways, I digress. My girlfriend had to go in immediately after and take herself a bit of a poops. It was of similar consistency-- I checked-- and smelled like a Rhino's asshole.
After that-- and this is where it gets relevant-- I went to brush my teeth and gagged on the tooth brush and then spit up a little in my mouth.
That was what this movie was like. Puking in your own mouth on the smell of two consecutive dumps whiles gagging on toothpaste and vomit.
However, there was a mechanical dinosaur who blew some peoples faces up about an hour and a half in. So I give this movie a 2. But only because of the awesome dinosaur guy. I named him Pablo.