Hollywood having a w**k

Rating: 1/10 (11 February 2015)

There seems to be an assumption, by a lot of the reviewers here, that if a movie makes no sense then it must be art. Art, in fact, must be entertaining. A movie doesn't have to be artistic to be entertaining and plenty of bad movies are as pointless as this one. This certainly appears to have pretensions to being artistic, but really, it isn't. Long shots? Slightly nauseous in fact, as you hurtle down tiny corridors and around unseen corners. Powerful dialogue? Er, no, two hours of mumbling, mostly, like the cast were either told to, er, 'act natural' or, more likely, they were embarrassed to be spouting the lines.
Two hours of entertainment (if you have been unfortunate to have sat through all or, more likely, some of this movie) can be had from reading the reviews on here. Particularly the positive reviews. Some of those are quite as obscure as the film itself. Obscurity does not equal art, people!