Absurd

Rating: 4/10 (16 December 2018)

Is Bird Box smart? No, in fact, it's stupid. Is it subtle? No, not at all. Is the writing good? Well, it's not totally terrible. Is it even worth seeing? If you can overlook all the stupidity, maybe.
It's a structural disaster in how to keep tension. It's unpolished and unfathomably ludicrous. There's enough moments of sheer ridiculousness to make Fast & Furious seem realistic.
You might enjoy this for unintentional reasons.