Embarrassing pile of cliches

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2000)

This film was very hard to sit through. People moaned and snickered at several 'sincere' moments and I'm shocked at some of the favorable reviews. This is for "Billy Elliot," right? This is the kind of C-R-A-P that big Hollywood films are supposed to produce, not indies. I feel like I need to take a shower. There is a guy I'm not so fond of right now and I actually considered recommending the film to him just to ruin his day. I couldn't. As much as I disliked this person I'm just not that spiteful. I could rant for hours but have to go vomit in the toilet so excuse me.