If I had a time machine I would kill the director of this movie

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2006)

I recently purchased this movie from HMV for around $15, lets just say I didn't get my moneys worth.
The movie is extremely boring, unfunny, and a waste of time. The movie doesn't even fit in the category "Stupid Funny". Scenes in this movie were longer than they should have been which made it boring. The jokes used were all based on the same idea making them tired right from the beginning.
The acting in this movie was extremely terrible, I have a hard time believing Keano Reeves was in this.
Only one thing I found useful for this movie...umm...errr....I had and idea...just wait...nope...nothing EASY STEPS FOR MAKING YOUR OWN TERRIBLE MOVIE! 1. Let a 14 year old kid write a fantasy story, now its important that he does his worst thinking oh and drunk too.
2. Hire someone like Bob Hope for jokes 3.Make sure it has plenty of plot holes in it, example, Beethoven NOT being def.
4.Oh throw in a telephone booth.
5. And, uhh you know what it'd be so much easier to just react THIS MOVIE!