Overrated sack of crap.

Rating: 3/10 (24 June 2006)

This movie is so cheesy and lame, it screams Burton. What is so good about this film? You got this guy that's crying over his dad's stories, which is just lame. Seriously, his dad likes to entertain people with stories, get over it. You got Ewen stalking this girl and she's acting all lovey about it (in all reality she would have called the cops and gotten a restraining order probably by the time the airplane spelled her name or whatever). I guess you could make the argument that he was exaggerating again, but still. He was creepy. And, oh man, the ending. The stupid, lame ending. As soon as his son started spatting out that story as his dad was dying, I was begging for him to just keel over already so I didn't have to tolerate it anymore. Overrated. Very overrated.