Just pitiful

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2006)

I really dislike this movie. It seems to have very little storyline or direction or meaning or moral at all. And sure it's meant to be a fantasy but it's got not balance at all. I mean as Ed goes into Karl's cave the voice of Karl makes all this wind, but only minutes after he talks normally. And what's the deal with the witch? The biggest fish gets that way by never being caught? It has no meaning or context as all as far as I can see. They key to Ashton? All these irrelevant things make for a very confusing and meaningless film. It also has the subtlety of a firetruck siren. I mean that scene when he returns to Spectre? Please! All up a dismal failure of a movie.