Soporific - not worth the price of admission

Rating: 3/10 (18 December 2003)

I found this movie boring. There is no suspense, no real plot. There are a series of loosely connected episodes that don't really add up to much. It is mildly humorous in places and syrupy music plays when anyone cries. It's well acted, but who cares? There are also some puzzling anachronisms, like Buddy Holly and Elvis music during the KOREAN War. There are also some really awful southern accents. Why do Yankees even bother? They don't get it. The humor is sophomoric and often tasteless (an Elephant taking a dump). It was like bad TV. To make the experience even more galling, Loewe's has raised its admission price to $10.25. This movie is definitely NOT worth it. If you are curious about it, wait and rent the video.