Disturbingly BAD ... Overrated as it gets & Dumb as it gets

Rating: Null/10 (23 May 2004)

Why would that idiot even tell stories that are so odd that no one in their right mind would believe them? They're not particularly clever or eccentric enough to captivate anyone. We, the viewer, were even treated to them visually and that just added to their deplorably foolish nature. I was not captivated or enchanted by even one of these tall tales. This film reminded me of that classic TV moment on the `Simpsons' where homer remarked to Marge about having to pay for concessions he had pilfered after a school drama production `I had to see Krabopple's butt, believe me I paid for it!' Well, I should have looted my theatre's concessions after this flop because I had to see Danny Devito's butt.