big stinkin' fish

Rating: 1/10 (14 March 2005)

i got about 1/4 of the way through this stinker. it goes on, and on, and on about nothing, never reaching a punch line, or an end to the stories. the acting, as a result of this rambling, is atrocious, boring, predictable, and point less. the DVD box advertises this as a modern wizard of oz, but this film couldn't hold Dorothy's basket.
typical tim burton over rated "art".. what could be told in maybe three pages of script, is told in 100 pages or more, isn't funny, provocative, or the least bit interesting. like lost in translation, it simply goes on and on, to no reason, or rhyme.
how can one come up with ten lines of text to describe this absolute waste of celluloid, film, tape, digital computer space, eye sight, time, electricity. talent, props, wardrobe, words, breath, hearing, money, space on the planet, space on the shelves, etc, etc????????????