A very boring film

Rating: 5/10 (15 August 2010)

It has battles, but no action, - just MOVEMENT.
The lines are not dialogue, just WORDS spoken.
There are no characters, but carton figures.
Very rarely I wish the movie would end faster. Usually, almost every time I don't want the movie end, ever, but this one made me doubt my bigger-than-life passion for cinema.
Like Tarantino says there are films and movies, and films are for those who don't watch movies. Well, I base my definition on that, but in my interpretation it's "a film is a boring movie", so Beowulf is DEFINITELY a FILM.
Nice director, cool writer, big studio budget - one could expect more.