Beowulf, portrayed as a braggart/anti-hero/swinger. Grendal's mom was a monster, not a hoe!

Rating: 1/10 (18 November 2007)

This movie sucked. The story-line was thrown out for a more "Modern" interpretation. Oh what might that be? Um, lets see...fornication, adultery, and a "hero", not "Hero". Holly Wood again made a hero--someone who is weak willed morally, promiscuous, and not creditable--without merit to begin with. So then the geniuses try and spend the rest of your time convincing you how a bad guy is really cool. In this movie Holly Wood struggled to heap some more sex in the movie Beowulf--to the point that the plot of the movie was lost in the great effort it took the perv---er--writers to spend endless hours trying to figure out how to work all that senseless hedonism into the final product: worthless movie. Holly Wood has an incredible imagination. In the book there was no sex with monsters!!!!That dragon-mead flask came from a dragon's cave (which was of no relation to Grendal's mom or Beowulf). Grendal's mom was a monster, not a hoe. Oopse those Holly Wood writers should have actually read the book in High School English class instead of glancing at the title from their cliff-notes.