What this movie is is not a telling of Beowulf!!!!!!!

Rating: 2/10 (12 April 2008)

This movie seemed to rely on the hope that those going to see it were brain dead slugs who never picked up a book before in their lives. First it seemed like they were trying to make a poor remake of Excalibur. After that it just gets worse and worse. Where I would have given some leeway to improvisation to the story to make the film, this movie or as was mentioned by some of my friend as a very expensive and confusing cartoon, was from the first attack on the hall onward so far removed from the original that I almost felt like vomiting. If this is passing for adaptations of classics stories then please they need to stop now. Between the Dragon being his son (the golden child) who he has to kill and knows how to kill because of the story told to him by the king and so on I felt like I was watching a crumpled together bunch of movies that caused me to get lost because I kept getting lost as to what I was watching because it kept jumping to the other movies using almost word for word and scene for scene. People should read the book and burn this movie.