It looks like "Shrek" !!!! Can u really take it that seriously????

Rating: 3/10 (18 November 2007)

Okay so they made the dumb decision to put everything in CG. Nice job guys! you're idiots! This movie is supposed to tell the tale of a bad ass hero fighting off really cool monsters and it looks like "Shrek". It's not like I have anything against "Shrek" but this is just a crappy movie. If they had taken this movie, gotten a REAL script, done it with real people, and amped up the violence and exposure to an R rating then it would have had the potential to be a good, borderline decent movie. There are also times in this flick where it will feel like you're watching a bad cartoon porno. There is a scene where our hero, Beowulf will fight in his birthday suit. During this scene you will find yourself playing the game, "what object is going to cover his 'goods' in this take?" This is not what I'd like to be doing while i'm watching a film but due to the immature script writing I couldn't help it. If you're going to have him fight nude then let him show some skin and don't make it so obvious that you're covering it up, and take the R rating. Or, just have him fight in some tight boxers or something but at least don't make it look immature.
If you must go, go with friends because you will be laughing at how bad it is! 3/10