Sex and Animation for 4

Rating: 1/10 (19 November 2007)

First off I want to say I was so thrilled about the trailer. It looked like it was going to be fascinating. Also, I love the tales of Beowulf, so I was obviously pulled in from the get-go. So I'm sitting in the theater watching Beowulf when I find myself gagging at the boredom that is being thrown at me..Not to mention Anthony Hopkin's butt.
The scenery in the movie was phenomenal. I loved the animation, but when it came time for Beowulf to fight his first victim (spoiler) He decided it be more fair for him to fight butt naked...And yes, ladies and gentlemen, you get to enjoy a 3-5 minute Butt naked Beowulf fight scene between him and Grendal.
There also was so much talk about sex, and what the vikings were wanting to do to the villager women. Definitely deserves a R rating in my book. But so far, even though I personally hated that stuff being a PG-13 rated film, I let it pass..
Aye, but when Angelina Jolie's character pranced on the screen, that is when it concreted my thought and I soon after left theater. (spoiler) Angelina's character was not clothed at all. Nipples were clearly visible and well...so was other things. Not to mention..more butt.
So, If you enjoy Sex, Boobs, and Naked Men It will be the best movie to date..But if you are a moral human with any conscience I highly advise you to save your money for better movies that are to come.