To Beowulf or not to Beowulf

Rating: 2/10 (9 December 2007)

T'was not the lacking of tech-no skill, nor the sheer processing and Terrabytes required. It t'were merely substance.. simple substance that were missing. Nothing too complicated.
The pix-elated toss fest that was observed this evening could have been avoided. With the money they spent a hospital could have been built, lives - real lives could have been saved. A revolution perhaps? or just simply not contributing all that poisonous gas (produced when running all the computers and other technical gadgetry) into our fragile atmosphere. Al Gore.. where are you when the world needs you most? Having said that.. to put it simply - it was a crap movie made about what appears to be a good Tome.
Why? Why was it made? Why was the only perk seeing Jolies computer generated lop-sided breasts... and even then, no nipple.
With or without the nipple - it still sucked.