If I can say one thing about Beowulf, It would be this

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2007)

Hollywood TRASH! This is by far one of THE worst things ever! Now I know you're thinking like" Oh you you're stupid." Or "Oh well I bet you never read the book." or my favorite: " It was awesome because Angelina Jolie was hot!"Well if anyone said this to me then clearly you are all retarded! So to let you all know I had read the book very recently because I read it in my Senoir Engilsh class.
Okay now to the movie: We all know about Beowulf. You know the hero's quest. hero comes to town, kills the monster, Kills the mother, and then slays the dragon but killed in the process. Great story right? Well sadly this is not the story... Kills the monster they got right, but he never kills the monster's mother. But you know what he does??? HE HAS SEX WITH HER! AND THE DRAGON? WELL IT'S BEOWULF'S KID! WHY DID THEY DO THAT??!! THEY ALSO MADE HIM A LIAR AND A GREEDY MAN!!!! This is why I hate Hollywood... they just go and ruin everything...
But now you're asking me what about the CG? Well yes I did go to the IMAX version but they have these unnecessary camera angles that just shows off the technology. And I think they didn't need the CG. They could've done it without the CG. Manily because CG crap is now just overrated. But no they just what the CG so that it would be making more money.
So to end this review I'll leave you with this; IF you must see this movie then just for Angelina Jolie alone then you are pretty much a 40-year old geek who lives with his mother who just's masturbates to that slut! By the way if you're asking me why I went to see it since you know it was going to suck was that I would get extra credit for class! But know I think it wasn't worth it.
-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 out of 10!