Pretty darn Bad

Rating: 4/10 (31 March 2008)

To be honest I have never even been curious about this movie. Then a odd series of events led to my viewing of it.
1. I got a call from the rental store Saturday night telling me I had a free rental.
2. My wife told me she was interested in seeing it.
3. Sunday was cold and rainy.
4. My wife had a chocolate craving and I needed dark chocolate to make brownies.
So while I was out I swung by the rental and picked up the movie. Cost $0. Went home, made brownies and watched the show. It sucked. I knew it was CGI but I vaguely remembered Jolie warning Brad how realistic her "nude" was. She shouldn't have bothered unless she was lying to suck in the younger viewer. Everyone moved funny, looked funny and acted funny. Everything was off just enough to make it distracting.
Then they butchered one of the great pieces of literature.
So I wasted time that would have been better spent watching a rerun of "Soggy Bottom USA" which is saying a lot.