Beowulf (2007)

Rating: 2/10 (11 February 2008)

Uh. Um. Where do I start? Well, first off it sucks- in reality it lacks any depth and imagination. Is simply a nothing movie. The visuals may be interesting at first, but that is all this film has going for it. It is indeed one boring film.
Secondly, the dialogue sucks. How many times can you shout " I am Beowulf"? Or simply just shout and prance around naked? Then there is the voice work of Angelina Jolie. Good god. I don't even know what the bang she is going for here. She simply reverts back to that atrocious Slavic dialect she used in Alexander. Or is it even that? Is it Transylvanian? Good god, what a terrible movie and a terrible waste of time.