Laughably pathetic flick. This is NOT a movie. It is 100% CGI.

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2020)

Laughably pathetic flick. This is NOT a movie. It is 100% CGI. It is a cartoon, a modern day, higher tech version of a Saturday morning cartoon. It only roughly follows the story of Beowulf. It also insults Christianity, more of hollywood's anti-Christian rhetoric. Really stupid stuff throughout: Early on Beowulf decides to strip completely naked to help him defeat Grendel. Really dumb. For five minutes Beowulf runs, jumps, and swings around, completely naked as he fights Grendel in The Hall. A hand, a chair arm, etc. is always strategically located to cover the 2% of his anatomy. A naked Angelina Jolie is Grendal's mother who keeps seducing Danish kings to produce the next generation of her spawn... Save an hour & 54 minutes of your life that you can't get back and pass on this one...