Wow! That was really tough....

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2007)

Before seeing this movie I was, like many of you, excited to see it from the "amazing" visuals we all saw in the previews. Unfortunately that 20 second clip was ALL that was good in this dreadful movie, and to be honest they should have just kept it to that 20 seconds instead of wasting 1 1/2 hours of my life. I should have counted but I think there was a total of 20 lines per actor in the whole damned movie. There couldn't have been more awkward moments between characters because of a lack of dialog and good acting. To say that you simply didn't care about any of the characters is an understatement. Does anybody even know what Malkovich's character was there for? I mean holy **** people! Please, if you see a review higher than 1 star for this crap, it's purely for promotional reasons!