Two Hours of Tiresome Dialogue and Cross eyed CGI Characters

Rating: 1/10 (16 November 2007)

I saw the 3D version. 2 minutes into the movie I'm jolly watching the 3D effects. I'm loving it! 5 minutes into the movie it's dawned upon me that the whole movie is CGI effects. Huh? I don't recall that being obvious in the previews. Perhaps I should have watched the trailer a little closer. 10 minutes into the movie I'm trying to get over all the cross eyed characters. I'm trying to get over the character staring into space like they are blind. Next it just gets worse with tiresome and endless dialog. Essentially very little happens and there is a lot of talking. Several of the CGI characters run around as idealized graphic renditions of the actors. There is a lot of needless nudity that doesn't show any body parts that would be deemed taboo. 15 minutes into the movie I was debating whether to walk out or just sleep through it. I saw most of the movie, I just quit caring. This movie is the worst piece of garbage I've ever sat through on the screen. I did catch a little snooze, so I won't pretend to review the plot. I just did not care. I experimented with taking off the 3D glasses to see if the 3D was a distraction. I disliked this movie so much, that I didn't care if it was blurry or not. At times the clunky CGI was no better than stop motion filming. I was reminded of the movie "Clash of the Titan" and I was remembering how much better that movie was.
I wouldn't let a dog watch this movie. Don't waste your time on this. Don't rent it. Don't buy the DVD. Some movies are so bad they are fun to watch. This isn't one. This movie is just terrible.