Being John MalkovichÂ… Don't waste your breath

Rating: 2/10 (4 August 2015)

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When i read the description of the "Being John Malkovich i wasn't sure what to think. I'm not a fan of anyone in this movie (except for Diaz and she was unrecognizable and acted at her worse), but i did look for the movie genre which got me to watch it.
There were funny parts in the very beginning like when the secretary could not hear, and his boss thought he had a speech impediment, but after that i found myself beyond confused. 1, because the man i began to like in the movie as an awkward puppeteer trying to earn a living, turned out the be so unlikable for being so comfortable with cheating on the woman who said she wanted to have kids. 2, the woman he fell in love with was conceded and a home wrecker who only cared about herself. I didn't like her and didn't find her demeanor humorous. 3, his wife fell in love with this woman and wanted to be a man, what kind of plot twist, i was not interested in the hilarity i was meant to find in that situation because it was more sad that funny (especially because the gun got involved twice... serious not funny) 4, something i said constantly throughout the movie... Why john Malkovich, he's old, unattractive (like everyone else in this movie), creepy, and irrelevant in comparison to most celebrities.
All i wanted to say was Why Why Why??? This movie was dreadful. The worse part is, the one innocent man who was being used, the one i would label the protagonist, Malkovich, will forever just be a vessel. The bad guys win? What? No i don't find that to deserve a comedy genre title.