This movie totally SUCKS!

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2000)

After hearing the critics rave about how intelligent, creative, and funny this film is my friends and I decided to give it a try. What a mistake. The movie is about going through a little door in a building and ending up in John Malkovichs head. After 15 minutes they would be dumped out by the New Jersey turnpike. Answer me this How is this intelligent or creative!? It sounds like a story I wrote in 1st grade. Do people have such small minds that this is creative to them? If so that's really sad. My girlfriend fell asleep after the first hour and she was the lucky one. My other friends and I sat in disbelief as we kept waiting for something to happen; it never did. I never thought I'd say this but Universal Soldier: The Return was better than this piece of trash. It was the biggest waste of $7.00 I have ever seen. Score = 0 out of 1,000,000,000