Why use a 500 word review when one will do?

Rating: 1/10 (30 July 2010)

Rubbish...
(Clever concept, yes, great cast yes, great film? Oh dear. I'm only typing now because I need 10 lines of text to be accepted. This is yet again a case where the critics dare not give a damning verdict just in case they are left with egg on their faces. Its like a bad Coldplay album - there's not many but when it is bad it still gets 10 stars through fear and not through any real substance. Its the same reason why eccentric Art lovers pay thousands of dollars for paintings which have been made by the artist throwing paint in front of an industrial fan and letting the colour spray randomly on the canvas. Clever yes, artistic merit - zero. Unfortunately, if enough people tell you that something is a masterpiece, there are plenty of suckers who are always going to believe it or certainly not have the balls to dismiss it. This is 2 hours of painful, pretentious, pointless drivel! I have nothing further to add your Honor.)