A movie that I don't really like, but I respect

Rating: 8/10 (2 February 2005)

Being John Malcovich-starring: Catharine Keener, John Cusack, John Malcovich, Cameron Diaz, Orson Bean, Mary Kay Place, W. Earl Brown and Charlie Sheen.
This movie is just weird. It deals with a puppeteer (John Cusack) wanting to get a job, and when he finds one....wow! He works on the 7 1/2 floor of a building, which is only 5 and a half feet tall!! He meets a lady (Catharine Keener) that he falls in love with even though he is married (Cameron Diaz) to a nut animal freak. He finds a door in his office that leads to John Malchovich (an actor) and he becomes his conscience. His wife tries it out and finds out that she is a lesbian. By the way, you can only go in for 15 minutes. Catharine Keener then goes on a date with John Malchovich when Cameron Diaz is in him (So she's going out with him and her as his conscience) John Cusack finds out how to control John Malchovich and it works. He stays in him for about eight months. Bizarre, huh? Catharine Keener is also a lesbian in the end. She gets pregnant by Malchovich while Diaz is in him, so it's their lesbian love child. The question is, why is their a door to Malchovich? It's because these old people are trying to live forever by going from body to body, taking over minds. In my opinion, the ending is brilliant. It ends where Cusack took the next body available and got trapped forever in her conscience with no control. It's a weird but fun movie. The most interesting scene is when Malchovich goes into his own portal and sees the world where everybody has his face (But women still have boobs and they wear their own clothes) The only word they can say is malchovich. It's a movie I don't like, but I respect greatly. Charlie Sheen briefly plays Charlie, Malchovich's actor friend, who is in a couple of scenes. The scene he's in at the end shows him in eight years balding. This movie is not for all, but all should respect it. My rating: 4 out of 5.