There are better things to do with your time than watch this movie.

Rating: Null/10 (3 January 2003)

as much merit as a completely original film has, they wasted it on such a pathetic plot line as this one. Besides the wife (the animal lover) contemplating having a sex change because she wants to have homosexual relations with the woman her husband also randomly falls in love with, and the idea of manipulating john malcovich to fulfil their own kwirky sexual desires, i can't think of anything worse to base this movie on. well i probably could, but point being that the first half of this movie was better than the second, which was simply a waste of time and efforts. So my recommendation to you, is don't watch this movie, unless the things i've mentioned here appeal to you in some way.