Pretentious, asinine, stultifyingly stupid

Rating: 1/10 (24 December 2006)

Being John Malkovich was one of my worst cinematic experiences, ever. Fortunately I walked out before the end of this disaster, and I actually stormed out of the theatre. Pretentious, asinine, stultifyingly stupid, pointless, execrable, insufferable garbage. Mind-numbingly awful. Incompetent. Inept. Ludicrous. Third worst film of all time, behind 'Rent' and "Vanilla Sky'. Words cannot express how much of an outrage this film is. Those responsible for this dreck would not know what creativity is if it hit them in the head with a hydrogen bomb. The negative should be burned and the ashes scattered to Madagascar. I HATED this movie!