What a terrible movie. Cinematic garbage.

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2004)

This movie was terrible. It was supposed to be poke at the Hollywood mob mentality and chic lifestyle. It is a twisted mess of metaphors and psudo-inside jokes and it comes off as a massive waste of time. The fact that people buy into it is a testament to how desperately the concept has needed a vessel, but this movie is not it. It's like an artist who is artsy trying to pick on artsy people. Comes off as just as elitist as it tries to make Hollywood seem. There is one humorous part that still makes me laugh to this day however. Should you have the stomach to watch this pile, wait the for the "Malkovich, malkovic, malcovich" part. It's funny, It's too bad John Cusak was in this movie, in my opinion he had a great record up to this.