nothing to spoil

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2003)

Pure, unadulterated spectating hell: plotless, over-sentimentalized, and one-dimensional, a tour de force of boredom, obviously deeply convinced of its own "insight", so let's throw pretentious in there for good measure.

I suspect that those responsible for this film's outsized rating on this site may also be held responsible for Ethan Hawwkee's status as a bestselling "writer".