A complete waste of film.

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2003)

This movie is ranked among my top 10 worst of all time. This was a total waste of time. I don't dislike Michael Keaton, but his part annoyed me so badly that I could barely keep from throwing the remote through my TV screen. His ramblings throughout the film sounded like nothing more than a busted chainsaw. I literally found myself getting more angry as the movie progressed. The entire concept of the "Dark Candy Land" only added to the level of complete and utter stupidity. Also, the end of the movie was absolutely fitting.(very pathetic and very annoying) In conclusion, there was not one redeeming quality in this entire film. It was terrible from beginning to end. If you want to laugh or be entertained in general, I highly suggest that you watch a different movie.