Almost shot-for-shot exactly like the original, except sans the breathtaking animation, incredible singing, and anything else interesting for that matter.

Rating: 2/10 (30 March 2018)

Wow, Disney. Can you leave ANY of your films to stand on their own, or will you eventually have tarnished your entire repertoire? I usually enjoy Emma Watson and Ewan McGregor in most of the roles they play, but even they couldn't really bring any life to this boring hunk of shit. The average ratings for this are WAAAY too high! This is nothing but a bland, uninteresting, overly-familiar and formulaic exercise in pointless retreading that isn't over nearly quick enough. The fact that so many people actually like this garbage is pretty perplexing to me. If you truly think that an uninteresting, live-action remake of an animated masterpiece somehow even holds a candle to the original, then I want whatever you're smoking! 2.3/10