I wanna die.

Rating: 2/10 (26 March 2016)

My review may not be the most helpful in terms of providing a fair critique of the film, but it will be helpful in terms of saving you time and money. If you think that the Marvel films are making other films worse and you loathed Man of Steel, (like me) avoid this one. If you like the Superman and Batman characters, oh god.. please don't see this movie. No one, not even casual superhero fans deserve this. I don't read comics or anything and I wanted to die. This film is so jumbled in its story and pacing that i honest to god thought that my theater's projector was broken and rolling the film out of order. At one moment, I thought another film entirely was being shown. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor? What happened, man? It's not the actor's fault; the direction was totally bizarre. Lex was like an obnoxious 14 year old attempting to appear witty and charming but totally falling on his face. *Minor Spoiler* ---- Batman goes around mutilating people and shooting guns. It got overly dark, even for the dark knight. I don't care about violence in film, and I felt like it was ridiculous (for this movie anyway). *Done* ----- The two stars I give this film are for a couple decent shots, and the fact that the seats in my theater were really comfortable. They reclined and everything. It was dope. Movie was awful, though.