Bitchy Resting Face: The Movie

Rating: 1/10 (26 March 2016)

Everybody is Grumpy Cat in this movie. Except without the ensuing laughs. If Lego Movie was about how Everything is Awesome, Dawn of Justice was about how in life, Everything is Awful.
Nothing in the $250 Million and two and a half hours of "movie" moves anything. It's a preposterous act of stasis and inconsequence. The movie was not so much directed as flushed directly to theaters from a mulch of half digested junk food. You can imagine every scene was stitched together with Metallica's Nothing Else Matters playing on loop for the editor's iPod.
The acting is terrible, the writing was terrible and most of all the movie was just boring. There's a lot of people talking about how awesome Wonder Woman was, but that's simply not true. Everybody is bad in this. Gal Gadot did just as bad with her few terrible lines. She was just much more interesting to watch do a bad job than everybody else doing a bad job or maybe because for three seconds, she sort of smiles and we all bask in that small ray of joy.
I mean, nothing works in this thing. The whole concept is flawed. Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne are the exact same archetype of rich orphans but instead of drawing contrasts, Zach Snyder just lays on the redundancy thick. I'm not even mad really, just sad. By the end, I too had caught the bitchy resting face infecting every other character in the movie.
There are probably other things I could say but it's hard to write something more insightful when nothing in the movie mattered at all.