Pompous, Nonsensical, CGI-Crapfest, Worst Comic Book Movie Ever.

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2016)

Well, I have to say, this movie was just awful. At least a dozen people walked out. I sat through the whole thing, since I've never walked out of a movie before, but I was seriously considering just bolting for the first time in my life. I have my suspicions that most of these positive reviews are paid.
It doesn't matter if you're a comic book fan or not, the movie just makes no sense at all. The plot jumps around haphazardly without much explanation or logical flow. There are characters and plot devices brought in just to connect the sloppy patchwork in a way that is really beyond ludicrous.
There is an abundance of slow-motion scenes with a dramatic score that is supposed to make us feel something, but always feels way too forced.
The movie is completely humorless. Not a single laugh at all.
The characters do not act at all like they should. Batman seems more like the Punisher, and Superman is just a whiny, misunderstood teenager. Jesse Eisenberg is completely miscast as Lex Luthor, acting more like the Joker or Riddler, than the strong, confident and arrogant Luthor we all know.
There's so many other things wrong with this movie, but I don't have the time or inclination to get into. Just save your money.
Zack Snyder is really ruining DC's cinematic brand. Seeing how many other movies they have lined up for him is really sad. I won't be spending any more money to see a Snyder film.