How NOT to do a superhero movie

Rating: 2/10 (11 April 2016)

Where to even begin... Maybe with Martha...? There is so much wrong with the movie that is hard to say anything good about it.
From poor character development to obnoxious down-in-your-throat "hey, I'm a setup for a Justice League movie to catch up on Marvel.... LOVE ME!!!!!!" via desktop footage (with cute DC superhero logos and all... imagine that)...
Doomsday looks like a cross between a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Marvels' Abomination.
Lex junior is far from being a menacing villain. Annoying, yes. Menacing, no: "tick, tick, tick, tick, tick"
Dreams inside dreams were cool on Inception. Here, they are face-palm material.
You know Superman? That overpowered goofy character we grew loving? Yeah... no. He is all but.
What was that? Superman flies half across the world to save Lois (yet again) from falling but can't hear his own mom being abducted? ... OK...
What? A bomb right next to Superman and he did nothing?... OK...
1% of chance equals certainty? .... OK...
Bats won't kill Supes because both their moms are called Martha? ... OK...
Supes decided to be an idiot towards Bats because... reasons?.... OK...
Bats sends an Email to WonderWoman and then is surprised about her presence?... OK...
Repeat after me: Poor plot and Poor exposition equals BvS.
But the most annoying part is that BvS only delivers the Versus part for 2 minutes. The rest is filler.
The pros: Some good action bits. Some imagery WonderWoman.
The rest is FAIL.
Guess Captain America: Civil War will deliver the goods. At least Marvel knows how to do it.