Must have been tripping..

Rating: 1/10 (23 August 2016)

Plot spoilers.. Starts with some faux-profound schmaltzy voice-over- "what falls is fallen etc." Ooh thought provoking! You can extrapolate your own verbs like this at a dinner party "what dies is dead, what breaks is broken" and so on. It isn't difficult. May have carried more weight if spoken by Morgan Freeman but sorry everyone, he's gone. His character has been amalgamated with Alfred who is now a scientific genius inbetween fetching muesli for Batman.
Batman isn't as we knew him either. Watching too much Ironman probably. New bulky suit with flashing eyes and east German border guard boots. The bottom half of Afflecks face protrudes from the mask to finish the ensemble.
Not just the suit and Alfred have changed, Batman has gone full psycho. He shoots guns now and brands criminals with a burning bat badge with the intention that they can be easily identified and finished off in prison. He excuses this behaviour with something like "bad things make good people bad" or some such. Speak for yourself Batman!
On with the story, Batters was miffed that Superman damaged buildings and people died during the big set to with Zod. Batman decides to change tactics and advocate genocide. In relation to Superman.. "if there is even a one percent chance he is bad he absolutely must be destroyed". Applying that logic to the general population- nobody would be left alive. Batman forgets he has gone bad too and should maybe kill himself. Hopefully later.
Usual kryptonite search goes on, Batman rips off Lex who also wants to kill superman. Batman makes special weapons. Back story continues, public getting uneasy about Superman, summon him to a hearing. Superman goes and submits to the great democracy. Lex has already been and blows the place up. Superman survives of course but things going south for the feller. Periodically he nips back to see Lois and give her one in the bath. Best way to relieve the tension- hey! he never asked for any of this.
Lex breaks into Kryptonian craft using the fingerprints of Zod. Has plans to reanimate Zod but for now he's content with taking over the ship. Ship has limited security and Lex now owns it.
Fight goes down- it's Batman and Superman. Superman typically unaware of any Kryptonite gets owned by Batman. It's all a bit sado. Batman about to finish him- no mercy- with a big kryptonite spear but wait! Superman remembers the "safe word" which turn out to be "Martha". Batman backs off wh wh what, what did you say, you say Martha? It's the name of their mums bless. Now the sado is off and the bromance is on.
Time to take on Lex who has reanimated Zod into a big bad monster. Wonderwoman turns up to raise her profile and the city gets destroyed again. Nobody cares. Superman dies during the battle and the world is sad. Gets a good send off. Terrible script, acting, poorly paced, no imagination, plot holes galore, bad visuals, seen it all before. Emotionless junk. Shameful waste of everything.