God Awful

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2016)

Holy Jesus where to start with this movie? I suppose the start. For the record I thought from the very announcement of this film that it was a very bad concept, but concept doesn't matter if the execution is good. So how is the execution? Unholy.
From the very beginning you can tell this will be a ADHD hell on Earth, constant annoying cuts between one event and another that just come off as cheesy. From there the movie does briefly stabilize for the first act, however it never rises above being mediocre.
As we start talking about the second act I have one note to make: to hell with dreams, there are far too many hallucinogenic dream sequences and they all come across as extremely pretentious. Oh yeah did I mention that this movie is pretentious? It's pretentious. Zack Snyder for some reason thinks he can tackle concepts like God, morality, democracy and free will without realizing that the best he will ever rise to as a director is making things go boom (not even directing action, just the hundred explosions that take place in his action sequences). The main villain is laughable by the way and I have trouble believing anybody could take him seriously.
The third act consists of two parts: the first part consists of two really boring action sequences with shaky cam, blinding light and LOUD NOISES! The second part consists of a Return of the King style ending that never ends and bores me to Saint Peters gate.
Batman V superman has to be one of the worst movie experiences I have ever had. The only excuse you have to watch this movie is to warn other people of it's terribleness. I greatly do not recommend this movie.