Great for the fans but boring, long & confusing for the general audience.

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2016)

Jesus, where to start? This film was terrible!
Now I myself Have never been a Marvel fan. I was abit half & half with a film with such a gimmicky title & well, the film was A LOT worse than I thought it was going to be! I do think these films have great effects but to be honest that doesn't make them any better & even still smothers what the heroes are meant to be about, saving lives & connecting to the real world! The main problem I've had with these films! They're simply not like the classic where the plot was simple & the effects & sci-fi crap were scarce & used sparingly! I mean is it too much to ask? Really?
I even find the title of this film to be quite misleading! You only saw the 2 fighting for 5-10 minutes near the end of the film & that was it! Not that I'm one of those people who expects things to be literal to names but at least Feddy Vs. Jason was to the point of the film. This film strayed WAY to far from it's name & meaning I thought it was going to be!
As with the other sh!tty films: There was no life saving. No straight forward plot which was smothered by sci-fi crap & stupid story-line & dialogue which only sad nerdy fans would get & well, the film was just a toss up of scenes which made no sense! Damn it annoyed me so much! They ALWAYS focus on sci-fi what the f*#k is that!? I mean why can't they just keep away from the sci-fi theme? Jesus These films have really gone down the sh!tter since the year 2000!
I furthermore found the film dragged on & on & on & on & on & on & on....You get it right? It literally went on for what seemed like 4 hours! I mean is it REALLY necessary to have a slow 5 minute scene of Louis & Superman sharing a moment together while they are still trying to defeat the monster!? Which had took them at that point 3 quarters of a bloody hour to kill! Damn! I understand films need to be explained but to drag on scenes which are boring & have little to no action in is plain pointless! King Kong (2005) was the same took near enough a whole 1 hour until you got some action let alone 2 hours till it really kicked in! I don't get why these Marvel films feel the need to drag on so much! Just get to the damn point already!! Does killing a monster really need to take 20 minutes!? Does having a pointless clips of Louis nearly drowning for 2 minutes really need to be extended!? It seemed like it was NEVER going to end! Slow bits like Superman's funeral, again didn't need to drag on & on! It already put us general audience through enough boring torture already but just didn't end there!
No! Terrible film making! Lear this!: Less is more!! Cut the sh!t!!! My arse was sore & numb when I exited the cinema! This is exactly the reason why there's such things as deleted scenes of extend cuts of the film so people who aren't fans of these films & don't want sore arse's or to be bored sh!tless can watch the get-to-the-f*#king-point version of the film on the big screen while these saddo's with no lives can watch the extended 4 hour cut of the film!
Film's don't need to be long! I think even fans themselves would get bored eventually! But VERY few would do so.
I even found none of the scenes made sense! Like the guys in the film were talking their own language almost! Only fans & nerds would get it & it shut out everyone else who had little no interest (general audience) right out! I just don't see why films like Superman, Batman or any other Marvel film have to be killed with sci-fi all the time? At least with the Kick- Ass films & Deadpool, they didn't over-ride with sci-fi & made it more true/realistic to life which is a hell of a lot better than this recycled, 2 hour 30 minute, 12+ sh!te which seems to be getting churned out all the time! I'd say the biggest face-palm is Superman dying! I mean really? I mean I'm no fan or expert here but isn't Superman suppose to be immortal? It's like Chuck Norris dying from a paper cut! It's just stupid & embarrassing!
A terrible film! Long, Boring & a colossal waste of 2 1/2 hours I'll never get back! A film also which sad nerds with no feelings in the arse can watch as they'll only be able to get the film & forget the time elapsed as this film seemed like the never ending nightmare! Don't watch this crap!
1/10