Boring-man vs Stuporman: dawn of who gives a crap

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2017)

I want my money back. All of it. I will take a check, or Bit-coin or stamps or cigarettes or in some other form of currency, but absolutely, I want my money back. Jesse Eisenberg should be fired from acting or Zack Snyder should be fired from directing or you could fire both of them, I can live with that. Way too serious for an all white cast forced to play cartoon superheroes, levity would have helped were the writers capable of crafting jokes. This movie desperately wanted to compete with the Avengers movies and failed and for the record the Avengers movies were very mediocre, very very very mediocre, a low water mark. Let artists make art, you chumps should stick to whatever it is chumps are good at doing, I don't know what chumps are good at.