Spoilers and F-bombs

Rating: 5/10 (31 March 2016)

There are only a few things that save this movie: Wonder Woman's badassery, the cinematography, the fight scenes, the dark Batman, Jeremy Irons, and the casting of Superman. That's about it. I didn't hate this movie, but it was such a mess that I turned to my friends multiple times in the theater and was like "What the f* is going on?", and they asked me the same thing. I don't usually do that, because I like to wait until the movie can explain itself, and I consider myself an intelligent audience that can eventually catch on. But it's been a few days and I am still asking the same question.
Let's start from the beginning. The movie starts with a kind of montage of the murder of Bruce Wayne's parents. And then the dad falls down and whispers "Martha" in his last breath (addressing the dead mom). Then it shows the kid Bruce at the funeral, running and crying, until he falls into a hole in the ground with a cave (like in every Batman back story). I was okay with everything up until this point because EVERYONE knows the Batman origin story so there's really no need to spend a half hour on it. But then, kid Bruce sees a sh- ton of bats, which then start flying around him (like in every Batman back story), and then the kid STARTS TO F*** FLY. Yeah, I know it was a dream and I figured it was in the theater, but I was laughing; my friends were laughing; there was chuckling in the theater. THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT. Who wants a f*** dream sequence anyway? Who personally walks up to Hollywood directors and asks for more f*** dream sequences? Please tell me, I need to know. Who genuinely wants to see something that changes the plot or adds something interesting to the story, and then have it to all just be a dream? But, I digress. I would have preferred that the whole back story opening sequence was taken out; it set a really goofy tone for a serious movie. But nonetheless, the producers needed the sequence so that daddy Bruce can whisper "Martha" for a plot point at the end of the movie. There is a time jump to Metropolis, where Superman is fighting General Zod (it's during the same time line as Man of Steel), and they are destroying the city. And in all the chaos people are being crushed by falling buildings and cars and are dying. Bruce, now big Bruce, is upset at this because I guess all this death is Superman's fault (totally not the douche Zod who wanted to start a f*** intergalactic war, but I understand that Bruce could have misinterpreted the situation). OK this is what gets me angry: this scene sets up Bruce's hatred for Superman for the entire f*** movie, and it's Bruce's motivation for wanting to kill Superman.
Let me explain why Bruce's motivation is f-ed up. For the rest visit:
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