Well, it left me speechless, I will give it that

Rating: 2/10 (26 March 2016)

Wow....I mean WOW!!!! Well, it left me speechless, I'll give it that. In fact, I am beyond speech....
MINOR SPOILERS
Now, before I go on with my rant, there is a single thing that is good about this film that got it the 2 stars I gave it. The performances. Battfleck actually pulled it off & both he and Cavill deserve Oscars for nailing both of their characters with the material that was given to them. Everyone is fine and comes across quite competent in their roles. So that is why this movie gets a two star rating from me. That being said, it is a pity the actual film makers weren't quite as competent. Aside from these amazing actors who managed to make something out of pure raw sewage, this would have gotten a Zero from me. Period.
I physically recoiled in horror as I watched this movie. I literally sat there with my mouth wide open in shock as Snyder & his goons not only completely destroy whatever chances the up and coming DC Cinematic Universe had to succeed, not only wasted $410 Million on something that looks like a video game, but I also saw this guy and his cohorts single handedly beat the art of storytelling to death with one fail swoop, as well as slam its corpse through a buildings foundations, causing it to topple and fall on top of it. This is everything wrong with "The Amazing Spider Man 2," "Fant4stick" & "Catwoman" all mixed into one. Oh yeah, you heard that right, I said "Catwoman." Remember that film starring Halle Barry? Yep, this is the level of entertainment you should expect while seeing this movie.
But you know what, I don't think any words can describe this theatrical abomination in full without the necessity to describe the cinematic experience I had while watching "Batman v Superman"....There literally is no need for spoilers, as the trailers managed to spoil the film just fine. In fact, just go watch those and stay right the hell away from the finished product. Keep the wonder intact. But I digress.
I feel that in order to allow you the chance to avoid this 2 and a half hour travesty and not get suckered in by the hype is to tell you what actually happened at the cinema that I watched this movie in.
1) At the start, the cinema was full to capacity, by the end it was half empty....
2) At one point I started laughing out loud and I just could not stop for a good three minutes, I was getting weird looks by everyone. And let me tell you, it was not an attempt at humour on the big screen that made me break out into a maniacal cackle, not unlike the Joker....It's just that my brain could not even begin to fathom the abomination of cinema that was presented to me via the Snyder/Goyer hope destroying machine that is this, the DC Cinematic Universe. This was at the point in the film when the newsreader on some television playing nearby talked about how it was lucky that this time, no one was in the city because it was night time and no one was at work. The city mind you that Batman just lured the villain back to, even though there were countless other options available to him that did not necessitate him bringing the destructive force that is Doomsday BACK to a populated area. But nope, Snyder has got to have his destruction porn to masturbate too.
3) During a Superman movie, I personally witnessed kids being escorted out by their parents traumatized, crying and screaming....
Yes, you heard that right. Kids began crying & screaming in terror, begging to leave. Zack Snyder has gone and made Superman, the symbol for hope and everything that humanity should aspire to be, too terrifying for the kids to watch. And no, I am not talking about little kids. I am talking 10, 11, 12 year old children who all now have PTSD and went home with nightmares thanks to Zack Snyder's own superpower of zero subtly. And they weren't the only ones that left either. I saw a few fan boys and some couples leave too, shaking their heads in disgust. As they should. As we all should.
The fact that a review on here compared it to "The Dark Knight" convinces me that humanity's evolutionary peak has been passed and we are now on the decline. And if "Art Reflects Society" and this is the "art" that we produce nowadays, I say humanity's extinction is not only long overdue but well deserved.
I have to go watch "Batman & Robin" now for some cohesive story telling. And before I leave you with my final thought, I have to point out that I have no love for comics, have no care for their canon, don't care about which company is superior and as a movie buff, all I want is a film that is so important to pop culture to be at least semi competent or half good so I don't feel it necessary to write something like this. But, in regards to "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice".
THANK GOD FOR MARVEL!