Man of Steel, Part II (well that can't be good)

Rating: 1/10 (31 March 2016)

My Mother always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." OK Ma, here goes, "Wonder Woman". (Long awkward pause and sound of crickets chirping in the silence.)
In a movie that is composed of the worst parts of: Phantom Menace (Who doesn't love tedious Senate subcommittee hearings, like C-SPAN without the thrills.) Inception (Daydreams, Nightdreams, Nightmares, Dreams about Dreams, Thanks, with no Leto we're already all Requiemed out here.) Rock'em Sock'em Robots (Batman and Superman have to fight uhhhh . . . , because uhhhh . . . , (A) They have WMDs? (B) Soupy didn't like the sneezing powder gag gift Batty got him for their second date? (C) Batfleck was just all Tire'd out? (D) We just need something to justify all the expensive CGI (Yeah, I think we have a winner on the D-List.)
In a movie that turns into one long exercise of "Waiting for Gadot" BvS was tedious, verging on narcoleptic. Do yourself a favor and just watch the Trailers again. (All the best parts are already on display there, anyway.)
Well, Vladimir, Estrogen and I are going to have a bit of a sit down and wait for 2017.