Don't bother with the cinema

Rating: 2/10 (31 March 2016)

A good movie to see if you're stuck on a plane crossing an ocean and you're bored with the Skymall magazine or if you're sick at home with a high temperature and poor judgement. The first movie I'd recommend watching on your phone, you won't miss anything.
It's a perfect movie for those who love to waste more of their lives watching another Batman origin story because every superhero fan wants to see that, again. It's been said that if you took every Batman origin story ever made and connected them together you'd have a piece of film long enough to go from the Earth to Pluto and still be bored to tears.
And the dream sequences, wow, can't get enough dream sequences said no one, ever.
So if you like to watch 3 hours of trailers for other movies, but are afraid of things like story development, the use of colours, coherence, then this could be the movie for you Just think of it as a crappy version of Suckerpunch - no, really, it can get worse than Suckerpunch! Zack Snyder has triumphed in his ability to waste millions and present nothing but a whole bunch of global warming. I'd feel better if the cast and crew planted a couple trees to offset the carbon debt created in making this disaster. He's like a modern day Dino Delaurentis but without the substance or talent.
At the end of the day, if you're a 14-year-old boy, or just never matured beyond that point, spend your allowance on this. You'll like it just as much as the technology that makes everything look like a talking vagina from Man of Steel.