Lame-O Comicbook Clunker

Rating: 3/10 (25 May 2017)

Rant coming up.Need to let off steam.Still mad like a rat in a outhouse that I blew 120 rand and 2hrs 35 frigging minutes of my life which I ll never ever get back on Batman v Superman.What a noisy,dumb, depressing and incoherent mega mess.Where the writers high when they wrote this clunker?Zack Snyder cant tell a meaningful story even if his life depended on it.Please stop giving this wannabe Michael Bay money to make soulless movies.This movie is both literally and metaphorically dark;heck most of it takes place at night like A Tim Burton movie.The cinema was in silence 99 % of the movie trying to make sense of this senseless spectacle.Then they did something to a beloved comic book character that will leave you numb and shell shocked.And the way they set up the Justice League movie was rushed and forced.The only redeeming thing was Ben Affleck as Batman and the way he kicked brutally bad guys asses and Wonder Woman.And did I mention Jesse Eisenberg was annoying AF as Lex Luthor?Cant wait for Captain America Civil War.I know its gonna kill BVS at the box office.And before you accuse me off being on Team Marvel,I ll let you know Im on TEAM GOOD COMICBOOK MOVIE PERIOD.#RANT OVER.