Batman AND Superman Vs. plot and storytelling...

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2017)

...Sadly, Bats and Soop win the above fight.
Possible spoilers ahead, but to be honest the movie spoils your day enough on it's own. If you watch it after reading this, then you deserve everything you get anyway!
The movie was horrible. Do not believe the 6+ rating. The 5 star and above reviews are from children and fan boys who refuse to admit to themselves that this was utter garbage, just because they love the characters!
I NEVER fall asleep during a movie. I even managed to stay awake through the art-house cr*p-fest, Solaris, which is an almost impossible feat, that I feel should come with some type of reward, or medal. I managed to drift off in BvS just after the bizarre dream sequence. I'm so glad I waited for this movie on Sky!
It jumps all over the place. The plot is incoherent and full of holes. The acting is acceptable, but dull. Characters that famously behave one way, behave totally differently, just to allow lazy writing and set up stupid action scenes. Essentially what this movie is saying, is that Bruce Wayne is smart enough to conceal his identity, build crazy gadgets and even fight the man of steel one on one..... but is too dumb to talk things out with superman. Yet just sharing a mothers name with your enemy, suddenly makes them your buddy. I'll be sure to try and guess my opponent's mothers name in my next bar brawl, and wrap things up quickly!
The sudden and pointless inclusion of a super enemy at the end, just to allow for the protagonists to join forces and fight lot's of visual effects for 20 mins, was just lazy nonsense.
I could list plot inconsistencies all day long, but I already wasted enough time on this movie, but I will say this in regards to the ending in particular. The Kryptonians banned the super monster because it was just TOOOOOO dangerous, yet it can be taken out by one Kryptonian, an amazon and....er.. a fella in a rubber suit! Yet a WHOLE planet of Kryptonians were scared of it!?! Really?
If you enjoy flashing lights and punch sounds for 2 hours, or you love being angry, or you have recently sustained a catastrophic head injury resulting in a drastic loss of intelligence, then this movie is for you!