Super-Disaster (Predictable!)

Rating: 3/10 (8 July 2016)

There is a list of reasons this movie was a horrendous disaster. I don't plan to sit here all night though.
Main Problems: 1. Batman killed many people and it was never explained why he broke the one conviction separating himself from the people he fights. The reason behind it was however hinted at, but if you're not familiar with Jason Todd you're left clueless.
2. Batman woke up one day and decided to kill Superman for no apparent reason. Bruce Wayne is seen watching the news then suddenly turning to Alfred and vaguely suggesting his plans to murder Superman. Batman, a victim himself of bad publicity, watching the news or has Batman just become someone completely different?
3. 30 minute funeral... Half an hour of my life was wasted witnessing a staged funeral for an alien nobody in the audience believed to be dead. It was a pointless portion of the movie that only contributed to how awfully boring it was overall. We knew he wasn't dead, this isn't even a spoiler. There are several films scheduled to come out starring Superman.
4. Batman is a detective, not a juggernaut. In the movie he tears up the city in a loud, brightly lit, tank equipped with a rocket launcher. Apparently instead of analyzing crime scenes Batman would rather just blow stuff up and kill random cops.
5. Batman is stupid in this movie, a blithering fool. I'm surprised he didn't drool.
6. Jesse Eisenberg needs to be fired before the next movie starts filming. I could be a better Lex Luther and I'm a woman (there's a serious problem here).
7. Batman and Superman fight in the movie (Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice" for approximately 15 minutes out of the near 3 hour span of movie. That's a big problem.
8. Batman and Superman stop fighting because they both have/had mothers with the same first names. After that, they were instantly best friends. Again, 15 or so minutes...
9. Tall, beautiful, exotic woman..."I wonder who that could be." Please, we knew who Wonder Woman was the moment she hit the screen, but it still took up to the last half hour for her to make her long awaited reveal.
10. "Doomsday" is now among the legion of potentially amazing characters subjected to "bestialising" (being portrayed as a mindless, rampaging animal) followed by a very quick demise undermining the sheer power such characters are often capable of. A tragic example that we'll never forget is that of Bane (Batman and Robin 1997).
11. Finally, it was just bad. Badly written. Badly scripted. Badly directed. Badly thought through. I got bored. I got up and went to bathroom, when I came back I'd missed nothing. It was just bad. Very bad movie...boring, predictable, uninteresting, unbelievable, bad.
On the bright side kids seemed to like it.