BATMAN v EVERY OTHER aspect of the film

Rating: 3/10 (31 March 2016)

DUE to the overwhelming amount of user reviews for this movie, I am quite sure only a few people will ever read this, and for that reason I am going to keep this very brief. I will only list a few points that need to be addressed even though this review could easily run for pages and pages.
-Batman will definitely be the the best part of the film for most moviegoers. However he does not feel like batman, but rather a hybrid of Batman, Punisher, and an unintelligent emotion-driven, walking contradiction.
-Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is fine, but any female that is attractive could have played her part, as much of her fighting was CGI, and most of her lines were very underwhelming. People love her only because of WONDER WOMAN and not because of her performance, which is backwards film making.
-This film has so many plot holes and they are so massive that they should be called "BLACK plot HOLES" because nothing and nobody should be able to ignore or escape them. For example- Superman can save Lois so often (which is already another problem, but that's another story) by being able to hear/sense/feel she is in danger. However, the most important person to him besides Lois (his mom) is easily, and I mean EASILY, kidnapped and "tortured" without him even knowing.
-Superman dying was literally laughable. It was so unnecessary it can be compared to a horror movie where the characters are so dumb that they basically seal their own fate by acting out in the least plausible way.
-The reason for the BATMAN v SUPERMAN brawl (or rather quick scuffle) coming to an end, is literally on par with Starlord (Guardians of the Galaxy) starting a dance-off with Ronan to save the world they were on. HOWEVER, in that movie it worked because it was so comical in tone. This was NOT MEANT TO BE A JOKE, and there may be only one or two other "attempted" jokes in this entire film.
-Lex Luthor is almost unbearable. Possibly could have worked in another film, but NOT in this one.
-So many easter eggs were included, and almost all of them were detrimental to the film.
-The WHOLE INTRODUCTION of the JUSTICE LEAGUE characters was a JOKE. Literally, this film could have had a high school film department submit little "teases" to these characters and it would have been less corny than this whole scene.
-The ONLY BELIEVABLE lines in the whole film are given to Superman when he tells Lois that he "Loves Her" and that "She is his world." I literally teared up because it was so believable, and such a contrast to the rest of the films dialogue.
-Jeremy Irons is the best performer in the film, which is not a good thing, but he is great.
-Overall this movie is being blown out of proportion by many DC fan boys, whether they are "undercover" or not. I do not feel sorry for them though because they are not learning any lessons from this film, but rather defending it because of their loyalty to DC. If you liked it than that is completely fine, but do not try to argue that this is a quality film, because then you just look dull. If you FANBOYS wanted to do what is smart, you would also critique the films weak points and try to get those POINTS ACROSS TO WARNER BROS AND DC in hopes that they better their future films. All this defending will do is ALLOW movies like this to prosper financially, like the Transformers franchise, all while being only a mere shadow of what they could become.