How about killing Ben Affleck? That would be the dawn of justice!

Rating: 4/10 (3 July 2016)

What a disappointment this movie turned out to be. I watched it after seeing X-Men Apocalypse, which was indescribably awful in every possible way, so my expectations were reasonably low.
Credit where it's due: the opening scenes were very powerful, and quickly established that the quality of Batman Vs Superman was going to be far ahead of Apocalypse. But by the time the first act was over I could tell it would be downhill all the way, and sure enough that's what happened.
Superman is now even more of an emo than Batman. Batman is still unable to overcome his fear of guns, and still refuses to kill people. He's also stuck with some kind of weird unresolved mummy issues.
Batman needs to wear a mask and speak in a silly voice to disguise his identity. Superman only needs to put on a pair of glasses that do absolutely nothing to disguise his identity but somehow make him completely unrecognisable.
Lex Luthor is now a giggling halfwit (I must be one of the very few people who thought Jesse Eisenberg actually made this work) yet still capable of running a vast high tech multinational corporation.
Wonder Woman is supposed to be a super-strong Amazonian warrior, but she's built like a stick insect with the body mass of a flea. She doesn't bother to disguise her identity at all, because nobody cares.
Batman wants to kill Superman because he's jealous and Gotham lost the football game against Metropolis.
Doomsday is indestructible, unstoppable, and more powerful than Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman put together. Despite this they manage to kill him because something something the power of friendship.
The only person who emerges from this dire performance with any shred of dignity intact is the magnificent Jeremy Irons, whose Alfred is far more credible and relatable than the grovelling cockney 'cheers-guv'nor-'av-a- good-'un-at-Wayne-Manor-tonight-you-won't-'ear-a dicky-bird-out-outta-me- if-you-bring-a-bit-o'-fluff-'ome-at-3am' cretin played by Michael Caine.
I watched the ultimate edition in the hope I would get more than I bargained for. Alas, it was not to be.
I rate Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice at 13.32 on the Haglee Scale, which works out as an insipid 4/10 on IMDb.