I really wanted to like it....

Rating: 4/10 (25 March 2016)

But it was just terrible. I couldn't like it.
1. Overlong. I'm OK with a long movie, as long as it actually does useful stuff with this time. Batman vs Superman used this time for subplots, most of which were irrelevant. 2. Scene transitions were non-existent, they seemed to jump from scene to scene with no rhyme or reason. 3. Batman nightmares were impossible to distinguish from reality, and made the incoherently scrapped together movie even more all over the place. 4. Batman and Superman fight for 10 minutes of a movie called Batman vs Superman. 5. Justice League introduced through an e-mail. WHAT. 6. Batman and Superman become great friends and stop fighting because their mother's names are both Martha. 7. Script tried to be quote-worthy and epic, but fell on its face every time. 8. Batman and Wonder Woman introductions rushed. 9. Superman and Batman had no personality, they were just kinda there and did stuff. 10. Boring. I'm not saying it needed to have jokes, I have no problem with a serious superhero movie, but the first hour and a half were devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever. 11. Batman complains about Superman wiping cities, drags Doomsday into the middle of Gotham. 12. After the Capital blew up, people want Superman back but threaten him death if he comes back. 13. The Doomsday reveal in the trailer resulted in no stakes at all for the Batman and Superman fight. 14. Batman beats Superman with a sink. A sink.
Things it did right: 1. Wonder Woman was amazing, as well as Lex. 2. Effects, visuals, and action, while not groundbreaking, were good.
Overall grade: 3.5, rounded up to a 4. I still feel as though that's generous.