Zack Snyder is shameful and 12 things that don't make sense in this nonsensical movie

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2016)

I want to start off by saying Ben Affleck did a fantastic job! It's a bad movie, to call it otherwise is an insult to the intelligence of the viewer and I love superman movies. Labeling the truth as criticism won't allow the future movies to get any better.
1) Bruce Wayne has a hallucination where he falls into a well and begins levitating while bats fly around him during one of his many hallucination. Batman kept having frequent hallucinations which was unnecessary and never explained.
2) Superman arrives in Africa to save Lois. Then people blame Superman for the terrorist in Africa shooting each other with bullets. I mention bullets here because why would Superman be blamed for thugs in the desert shooting each other but of course Zack Snyder doesn't use common sense and just adds random nonsense into this movie.
3) Jesse Eisenberg is a dork in this movie. I noticed he was wearing a suit jacket with a gorilla on his shirt. Why was he cast to be Lex Luthor. Throughout the movie I kept thinking he reminds me of the Joker. He came across as trying too hard to sound intelligent and just being an all around geek/dork/nerd. The last time we saw Lex Luthor in a Superman film, he was being played by Kevin Spacey. How can you go from a guy who plays Frank Underwood to Jessie Eisenberg.
4) I noticed both in Man of Steel and in this movie that Zack Snyder has an odd obsession with heaven, hell and God and devil which is stupid. In Man of Steel, Superman visits a church to receive guidance on whether or not to save the Earth from General Zod. Fast forward to this movie and Zack Snyder goes even further and compares Superman to God from heaven and then says Doomsday is the devil.
5) Superman saves a girl from a burning building, tugs an overturned boat, saves a family in a flooded home and Lois Lane in Africa. He flies above the US Capital building for a few seconds. Fights Batman for a few minutes and Doomsday for even less time. That's all we see of his power. WTF why is this a 2.5 hour movie and that is all we see of Superman flying or doing anything super at all! Why did you do this Zack Snyder? Why are you so bad at producing Superman movies?!
6) Perry White plays the token angry black man throughout the movie for absolutely no reason. I just could not understand why Laurence Fishburne would allow Zack Snyder to make him look like the stereotype angry black man throughout the entire movie. He reminded me of Samuel L. Jackson every time anyone (Clark Kent or Lois Lane) asked him even the most basic questions having to do with journalism or pursuing any story that seemed newsworthy.
7) Bruce Wayne/Batman falls asleep and has another hallucination with Superman, Superman troopers and something that looked like flying gargoyles from Darkseid. This is another bizarre and unexplained part of the movie that just feeds into Batman's unusual and pointless paranoia with Superman. Again why is Zack Snyder allowed to make this trash.
8) The Flash shows up at the end of another Batman hallucination to say "I'm too soon and you have to find us and that you've always been right about him (Superman)". I can only guess this has to do with a future Justice League movie but this is a guess because it's never explained or anything. What kind of movie has several scenes in it that are hallucinations and never explains or advances the plot at all.
9) Its 1 hour and 15 minutes into the movie and I look around the theatre and notice that nothing important has happened. I could have walked to the snack bar and would miss nothing at all. You can show up to this movie 1 hour late and you wouldn't be missing anything important at all! How can Zack Snyder sleep at night knowing he made this trash.
10) The fact that Superman gets beaten twice in the same movie is an abomination and blasphemous. I mean you're telling me that Batman and Doomsday both beat the hell out of Superman. Why is this happening to Superman. Henry Cavill, do you like being on your back and getting being beaten up that much? This is just atrocious. Everyone is kicking his ass. I mean I was suspicious of this in Man of Steel when Faora was beating on Superman but then in this movie both Batman and Doomsday treated Superman like a novice fighter. This film is just a disappointment to anyone who enjoys watching Superman triumph, you will not see that in this movie.
11) Superman getting shot with one kryptonite gas bomb from Batman was what I considered luck but then Batman shoots him twice with the same weapon and Superman stands there like a fool waiting for the Kryptonite gas to land in his face and smack him again. This was just too much to swallow for me. Zack Snyder is a fool and I mean this in every way imaginable. Zack Snyder should never be allowed anywhere or with anything involving Superman.
12) Lois Lane is the damsel in distress so many times in this movie it's absurd. Amy Adams played her girl needs guy to save her from everything stereotype to the max. It was just embarrassing and Amy Adams should have spoke up for herself. I've never seen a woman so helpless throughout a 2.5 hour movie before but what do you expect with a Zack Snyder movie. I'm done with this review, every time I think of this film it puts me in a bad mood!