Batman, Superman, and the Audience vs. Dr. Frankenstein !

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2016)

I watched the Ultimate Edition, with the 180 minutes long, right after its release. And after being tortured by it, I read a news flash that said "The Ultimate Edition is the version of Batman v Superman that the fans wanted all along!". Well, enough with the lying you big corporations! You're like a Hitchcock villain; kills his mother, and pretends in front of everybody that she's alive!!
Hollywood's sin presently is mind eradication. They own everything; the money, the distribution, the stars, the high-tech, etc.. with no mind whatsoever. They became stupid, or want us to become stupid, or - oh dear god - it's both!
Speaking of stupidity; scriptwriters Charles Roven, Deborah Snyder, and director Zack Snyder!!
Simply, look at the movie they made. It's a big mess of many unfinished movies. You have Batman and Superman hating each other in utterly forced way; since they're very much alike. You have Wonder Woman whose her name wasn't even uttered, and her agenda was mostly vague. You have scenes with the leads of the next Justice League sequel that distract you horribly. You have 3 Batman nightmares. One of them has a dream within a dream and is absolutely incomprehensible, with dark future, fly-like warriors, ruthless Superman and "Lois is the key"??!! It's like running into a short story in the middle of a novel while none of them is completed or understood, otherwise this is the result of writing while being on drugs! You have a long talk about Superman as the god, prophet, devil.. whatever, that sounds deep and philosophical while being nothing but mumbo jumbo. You have Lex Luthor who we don't know why he hates the title characters, or why he wants to destroy them. Originally how this guy is the movie's evil mastermind, while he maunders embarrassingly during giving a public speech?! You have general Zod who got resurrected as the indestructible Doomsday confusingly. And you have a silly last-second-hint that Superman is alive, a la the end of X-Men: The Last Stand and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; so why killing him in the first place???!!!
Every minute there is a stupid point; as if it's a marathon of an intentional dumbness. Try to stand: Batman's costume to face Superman was laughable, being 2 times the globally sneered at size of Judge Dredd costumes in the 1995 movie! I didn't catch on how Batman got the Kryptonite from Luthor's men on the harbor; and that's because the movie's stupidity, not mine. Btw, why Superman was there; peculiarity when he shows up suddenly?! Luthor gets an access to Superman's ship so easily, and Superman doesn't know or sense a thing about that?! Superman hears Lois's knocks under the water, knows the exact second of her falling off Luthor's building, however doesn't feel his mother's kidnapping at all??!! Kevin Costner plays the most unnecessary cameo ever. I dare you to explain the connection between his talk and the movie, and I double dare you to explain his presence here (a daydream, a flashback, a ghost appearance, a Kryptonite way to talk to the dead, a fast visit to heaven??). A nuclear bomb explodes Superman, who turns into a skeleton already, and then he's healthy again.. How? Well, don't wait for an explanation from a fool! And Superman is killed in his second movie?? It's not revolutionary move, it's mighty stupidity that merely wants to cash in the success of The Avengers, by making Justice League ASAP while saying "We Don't Care About The Fans!" (it's the same stupidity that wrote v in the title instead of vs.!). Superman mails a ring to Lois, before his death, which his mother receives?? And the crown's jewel: "Martha", or the moment that will live forever to assure how real drama is killed in Hollywood at this age that we're living!
It runs like a boring spy thriller for 2 hours, then voilà it's an action. All the cast punches you, speedily and unstoppably, with an info or a dialogue. Why this provocative hurry??!! You want a snappy pace, fine. But it is a problem when it fails to deliver what's required, and a serious headache when your scenes are endless. Some lines are disgusting: "Take a bucket of pi*s and call it Granny's Peach Tea!", "With balls like yours, you belong to here!". Alfred, Batman's butler, is now an old drunk, or crack addict, with nothing funny or unfunny to say. And the face of Gal Gadot, who played Wonder Woman, is dead. No, it's death itself!
Superman is shirtless more than Shah Rukh Khan in a hot number. Lois is nude in a tub, then Superman gets nude, and has sex with her. A scene for Batman showering in the nude. So this is the way how these figures get to be mature??? I believe this is immatureness, and cheap commercialism, in their perfect image!
I loved the idea of Jesse Eisenberg as young Mark Zuckerberg-like villain, Wonder Woman's theme music, and couple of action scenes which indicated that Snyder could fit as action sequences director ONLY!
Batman v Superman is a mix of awful drama, super tedium, hideous grittiness, alleged philosophy, all played with some action, great confidence and - let's not forget - shaky cam for the realism! As if the law nowadays is: Give insane amount of money to stupid people to make neither art nor entertainment. Actually it's how the blockbusters transformed into brainless, heartless, and soulless cyclopean monsters in the last 20 years.
Hollywood becomes uglier over the years. And with many movies of that kind; it's turning into monsters' creator. Rather a nefarious and imbecile version of Dr. Frankenstein!