Nonsensical at best, idiotic and insulting at worst

Rating: 2/10 (14 August 2018)

Let me start by saying that I tought that Man Of Steel was actually a pretty good movie. I'm all into the Christian imagery and the Superman-Jesus parallel concept. I believe that was "smart" if I dare to say the word.
But oh boy, do they miss the mark with this one. Let's start with the good stuff or at least, the "tollerable". Ben Affleck as Batman is OK-ish, but then again, the writers had like 10 min or so to develop his character so lets shoe in the same old rehersal story of him loosing his parents, but let's make it in slow motion so it looks dramatic even tought we'd seen this story a thousand times. Screw interesting character development, maybe people don't know who Batman is, right?
From here it just goes downhill in the worst way possible.
Lex Luthor is just a Joker copy-paste and not a good one, in short, he's like Jim Carrey playing the Riddle, except he's Jesse Eisenberg. Everything he does on screen is dumb, but everything he does off screen is genius. And by the end of the film you're just left there wondering how he did everything but it doesn't matter because he makes Christian analogy, so it must be good, right?
We'll review his "plan" later, I put it in bunny ears because all of it is off screen because we must have a reason for Batman wanting to punch Superman in the face.
So Batman is (justifiable) angry with Superman because he destroyed a whole city district while trying to save the world. That's okay, I hope we explore deeply the inner conflict with all the people who lost their house, jobs and families in Metropolis, maybe an insurrection perhaps?.
Oh no, there's a guy in a Wheelchair... Oh and an african lady who is scared of Superman... I guess... that's all the consequences there is for unsupervised godlike power. But don't worry guys, we just handcuffed Superman and we will put him on TRIAL so we can hear him say he's sorry.
Not for long because the whole court blew up. How? We don't know, but it must have been Lex Luthor because he said a pee joke to the judge.
Meanwhile Batman is killing people with guns in a scene that's factually kinda cool. Because turns out that Lex Luthor is doing shady stuff.
We'll go to a party to steal all his information.
Because conveniently, Luthor has his super computer in his party summer house... behind a glass door... without a key... with no guards.... with a convenient usb port so you can steal the whole hard drive or what have you...
You can also get away with it by saying you tought it was the Bathroom too.
Moments like what I described are all over the movie, and they're so many because on top this movie is painfully long, and yet it seems like nothing happens or makes sense whatsoever. Flash appears trough a portal and he's yelling something that will matter in Justice League I guess, Batman has a dream where Superman is evil and some bug minion things are flying, wonder woman joins the fight against a poorly made CGI monster which is the biological son of Lex Luthor and General Zod from the last movie.
Then Superman dies, like Jesus Christ, get it? But don't be scared, Justice League is released after Suicide Squad.
Pathetic, insulting, idiotic and completely boring.