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Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2016)

In my cousin's words- "Imagine watching a fish being slowly pulled out of water for 2 and a half hours, as the fish suffocates." That is what watching Dawn of Justice is like. I won't say anything else. And no, I don't hate DC, I went in with a genuinely open mind. I didn't expect a lot, but I wanted to enjoy this movie. I prefer Marvel over DC, but I genuinely love Batman and Wonder Woman. This film was just really bad. The pacing was awful. The characterization of Bruce Wayne was inconsistent and sloppy. This film still didn't make me care about Clark Kent. Lois existed purely to be rescued and be irritating. Wonder Woman (Who I was so excited to see) was hardly in the film. The dialogue was actually cringe inducing. One of the most serious parts of the film (it was supposed to be deeply emotional) actually made me laugh out loud. This film took itself too seriously. Jesse Eisenberg was the worst part. I actually had to walk out of the theater at some point to collect myself after a particularly cringe-inducing Jesse Eisenberg scene. It was simply bad. I'm sorry. I'm not actually sorry. I hated this movie. I'm angry over it. I did not enjoy a single second of it. Why is Zack Snyder still allowed to direct films? I hate this movie. I really hate this movie. Please just don't. Don't.