Cornier than the 60s Batman TV show

Rating: Null/10 (24 March 2016)

BvS seems like it was written by a teenager who was trying to be edgy. It was so comically melodramatic, I couldn't stop laughing and rolling my eyes. It's a total cornball from the beginning scene where Bruce Wayne is saving people from the MoS end battle, to Batman and Superman deciding to team up because their mothers both have the same name, to the Superman funeral at the end (like he won't be back for the JLA movie).
Oh, and there's nothing in it for the hardcore DC fans, either. The characters are all totally off. Batman brands bad guys and kills several by shooting them and blowing them up, Superman is feared and hated, Wonder Woman looks scrawny and frail, and Lex Luthor is as goofy and jokey as we all thought Jesse Eisenberg was going to make him.
Wait to watch this one at home if you have to see it.