Anyone who likes this is in severe denial.

Rating: 3/10 (10 July 2016)

Ask anyone who likes this film and they will definitely take shots at Marvel. "Marvel is so childish and light." "Civil War wasn't good".... What a joke. Unlike Civil Was, this film barely had any superhero action at all until the last half hour. Watching this with a group of people, for the first two hours all anyone said was, "This movie sucks", "This is soooo boring!", "Where are the superheroes?" Seriously there are so many subplots here that are so uninteresting, tons of jumping around to terrorists and police officers, intertwined with dream sequences showing very confusing imagery to folks who don't know the comics. Mainly a dream sequence where Batman is in the desert and flying guys come down to kill people... Or something. And then he wakes up... Or did he!? Because immediately after he gets a visit from the Flash.... Which is terrible and shoved down our throats. As a matter of fact, every clip of every other JL member is stupid and forced down our throats. They are going for realistic but when all of your heroes are demigods, it's kind of tough to do. Aquaman's cameo was utterly stupid. It's not like Thor with Marvel, which they did as best as they can. You are gonna tell us that this guy has been in the ocean for forever, wielding a trident and no one noticed? Batman was terrible. Fanboys like to argue that back in the day Batman killed criminals... Maybe he did but that's not the Batman we all love now. Bruce Wayne is chock full of hate and vengeance, no detective skills whatsoever and nothing to like about him. Superman is boring too. He does nothing.... Like NOTHING at all that makes you enjoy him. Just looking sad and confused the whole movie. At one point Clark is climbing a mountain... Don't know why or how he got there, he just is! And then he has a coherent conversation with his dead dad! Makes sense. Jesse Eisenberg was sadly the best actor in the film, but his character is so poorly written. Annoying as all Hell, ranting on with nervous ticks and nonsensical sayings. Doomsday was actually alright, except that every three minutes he releases an EMP and it's basically the same exact clip, almost like they just reused the same animated scene three times. Two hours of no build up whatsoever leads to the fight between Bats and Supes... Pretty bad fight of course. And then Batman, consumed wih SO MUCH RAGE, makes peace because they have the same named mother.... Nothing is thrown into them making up. They just shake and now hey are best friends. How terribly stupid. Superman nearly drowns retrieving the KRYPTONITE spear, but minutes later he is able to fly with it and thrust it into Doomsday.... Umm no. No that's not how that works.
Zack Snyder did a poor job with Man Of Steel (it was a bad movie, if you think otherwise then you clearly haven't seen Christopher Reeve's version) and now he has destroyed DC's flagship film. I hope every movie after this bombs as well because DC chose a terrible director and they need to pay for it. Bad bad bad bad bad 3/10