The justice would be removing this film from history..

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2016)

I'm not sure what the boardroom meeting for this film sounded like but it must have been along the lines of the following:
Producer 1 - 'guys the last Batman film was a huge success – lets quickly make another one as we like money'
Producer 2 - 'Interesting thought John but seeing as the last one was highly rated isn't there a lot of pressure to make this one even better, its going to be difficult'.
Producer 1 – 'Nah its cool, cause I've got a spanner to throw in the works. Picture this Batman AND Superman in one film'
Producer 2 – 'Ummm...'
Producer 1 – 'Wait it gets better. Both of the hero's will fight against each other'
Producer 2 – 'But John don't you think that'
Producer 1 – 'Oh and the best part is the name. Boys and I have been working on it all night. Wait for it. 'Batman Vs Superman'.
Producer 2 – 'So in a film were Batman fights Superman you're going to call it 'Batman Vs Superman.. isn't that not only a bit unoriginal but also giving a large part of the plot away.
Producer 1 – 'Nah it's cool as they'll only fight each other for about 20 minutes and then they join up to fight against a bigger enemy'.
Producer 2 – 'Wait so the reason why Batman and Superman resolve their issue is to go against another enemy?
Producer 1 – 'Don't play me for a fool Mark. Come on give me some credit. No something less predictable than that. They resolve their issues becausewait for it.
20 minutes of intense waiting passes
Producer 1 – 'both their Mums are called Martha'.
Producer 2 – 'John I think that may be a bit unrea'
Producer 1 – 'Oh the best part they then join forces with Wonder Woman and they fight this big Monster created by Lex Luther as he doesn't like Superman for some reason (we'll work that out later cough. Or notcough). Anyway they then accidentally destroy the whole of Metropolis, but they defeat the monster as Superman sacrifices his life to save the town'
Producer 2 – 'Isn't that similar to the ending of the Dark Knight Rises when Batman sacrifi.
Producer 1 – 'I know what you're going to say but difference is, in the final shot of the film we realise Superman is still alivedun dun dun.
Producer 2 – 'That's still exactly the same as the Dark Kni.'
Producer 1 – 'Mark don't interrupt. You haven't heard the icing on the cake Ben Affleck as Batman. Come on!
Producer 2 – 'Isn't he shi'
Producer 1 – 'Oh and were getting Zack Snyder to direct as he had such good criticism from the 'Man of Steel' movie.
Producer 2 – 'Okay I need to stop you right there; I have many questions least of which involve your last statement. I mean firstly why do Batman Vs Superman fight in the first place? Also, why would their mom's name mean anything about literally, anything? And why does Wonder Woman suddenly appear? Also have you not thought about the sheer ridiculousness of destroying the whole of Metropolis. again?'
Producer 1 – 'I mean I haven't got all the details ironed out, but I was hoping to go on an almost 'wing it' approach, you know like trying to make a cake, just add a few things along the way, and as long as it looks good on the outside (so marketing wise) no one will care about the end result as we've already got their money'.
Producer 2 – 'So before you set out in making this what have you actually decided for certain'.
Producer 1 – 'The Title'.
Producer 2 – 'Sorry John, I don't see it. It's a lot of money to fund and frankly I don't think the idea of Batman Vs Superman can happen. Firstly it's pretty unfair seeing as Superman can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes so it's not really a fair fight..
Producer 1 – 'No Batman beats Superman in the film'
Producer 2 – 'Riggghttt.Okay I'm sorry but don't you think the whole idea of this film seems a little to unconvincing. I mean the whole city destruction and monsters being created by Lex Luther actually out of interest who would you even cast to play him.
Producer 1 – 'We were thinking maybe, Jessie Eisenberg?' Producer 2 – 'Alright I'm on-board!'.
Producer 1 – 'Great, now we just need to find a target audience for this film'.
Producer 2 – 'Oh why not to the similar fan base as Dark Knight, so people who like a compelling story line, good acting, drama, plot twists.'
Producer 1 – '..Or! Maybe we target comic book fans, or people who think they have read the comics because they have seen the front cover of one. As they wont care about all that other stuff, as long as it has explosions and loud noises they'll be sure to clap their hands'.
Producer 2 – 'Well I guess it can't be a worse superhero film than 'Amazing Spiderman 2' am I right? (Laughs)
Producer 1 – (Laughs) Aha how right you are Mark. Just you see – the whole world will see and love this film.
2 years later
Producer 1 – 'Hey Mark I have this idea for Bat.'
Producer 2 - 'Get the hell out'.
Producer 1 – 'Okay fair enough'.