SHOCKED! first time that i saw several movie ads crammed in to the movie i paid to see

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2016)

funny to see all the 10* reviews BEST MOVIE OF OMG! if you notice all of them mention the director Snyder, I work for a PR company, this is typical review blast coming from a set of instructions, like mention Snyder and the great (LOL) job he did for the biggest movie add of all times.
my take is a little different from others, yes the movie is a disaster, but i never ever seen a movie that is basically a collage of ads for upcoming movies.. how? well read on....
movie starts with a hell of a mess, and my girlfriend desperate, please explain! please! be patient it will all come together (i hoped)
and then just when i was starting to hope this movie made any sense....
a woman comes along... huh!!!!??? And a mutant! wait a minute! i came to see Batman VS Superman how did it became Superman VS Batman VS Lady VS Lame ass mutant!!??
oh i like the girl! my girlfriend said...
hum... OK i guess after using this movie to introduce this lady they will make a movie just about her and you can see it baby. *pulls hairs* funk... regretting ticket money badly at this point
OK come on! Batman and Super get on with it already!!!!
not just yet!!! its time for ANOTHER another movie preview!!!
4 Meta humans!!!! WOW!
who are they? well one has lightening or whatever, other is under the sea looking all mysterious, another has is a half human half metal cube or what, and of course the before mentioned lady. OK i'm interested..... tell me more...
WOE WOE WOE!!!
what movie am i watching again?? oh yes! the batman and superman thing...
damn i was starting to get in to this new Super 4 like movie... but i guess its coming soon in a theater near me.. oh goody!
FINALLY 5 minutes of batman V super fighting for no reason cause there was no time to make a plot in 2.5 hours.....
why the hell Batman hates Super again!? LOL
i turn to check with my girlfriend, she is sleeping... lucky her!
she missed the girl mushy part of the Tiffany ring commercial that Super could not deliver in person.. ugh good thing too. that would have $$$ me a pretty penny...
OK before the whole rooms goes in to coma still time for one last ad at the end,
*************Spoiler alert******************** Superman will come back as a zombie and he if Snyder directs the next one (prays God has mercy) he is a ninja too. don't miss it soon in a theater near you.
*Pukes*