Batman Vs. Superman - Really???

Rating: 2/10 (13 May 2016)

Wow!!!
I felt like I wasted my time watching this movie. Here's why:
1. Superman Vs. Batman - Come on, we all know Superman could kick Batman's #ss any-day of the week and twice on Sunday. It's a no-brainer. Superfreak vs. freak in a mask. What good does Batman's bat-star do against superman who can withstand bullets.
2. Make Superman mortal - Wow...how many times can we spin this? He has no other flaws. Therefore we must "Re-invent" how he becomes mortal.
3. What's with Batman's outfit? We might as well have been watching "Bat-cop." ( In case you missed that, Batman/Robo-cop) Because that's exactly what we were watching - Batman moonlighting as a Robo "Wanna-be."
4. Plot - Give me a break. First they're fighting each other..."Hey, there's a bad-guy - maybe we should team up and fight him." And let's not forget about the feminists - let's just throw a woman into the fight. ( with how things are going, politically correctness and all) maybe Wonder Woman ought to have been a transgender. I'm sure someone is going to be offended.
5. When did Superman start working in Gotham city? Seriously, maybe I missed something during the credits that explained that - Why the hell does Clark Kent live in Gotham City. And if he does, where was he during all of Batman's other escapades. "Oh...Batman has this one...Ugh...Who's this creepy Joker guy - I better let batman take the lead on this one."
6. "The action" - Bull-sh#t! We're amazed at the action here? Wake up people. There's a bazillion movies out there with action. And really good action too. You just have to get out once in a while and go see a movie.
7. Ben Affleck (sp) - I've always like Ben. Is it just me or is he looking a bit old?
8. Who in the world is this Superman character? You know what?? Before you answer that, don't bother because it doesn't matter. He's not even important enough to keep alive. Ant-man, Spiderman, Aquaman, even the Hulk....What were they thinking when they decided to end SUPERMAN? This guy could kick anyone of these other jokers' a## any-day of the week.
9. If you even made it here - thanks for reading and do me a favor - don't bother leaving me a negative response. I'm not going to read it and if somehow you can legitimately defend any of my criticisms of the movie, then it's time for you to put video games down...turn the TV off and go take a walk in actual reality. While we're going back and forth over this ridiculous movie, they're people out there actually dying and starving.
10. Oh yeah...this movie sucks!