May contain spoilers? This film is one giant talentless spoiler

Rating: 2/10 (19 April 2016)

After my rant at the god-awful at Star Wars wasn't published on 3 separate occasions by IMDb then I get the feeling Batman/Superman will. Right? The spoiler of this film has been set years and years ago and those are the morons who paid money for the laughably bad, 300, Watchmen and Sucker Punch etc. Yep it is you morons who put any money into this idiot's pocket that set this crap to be made.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan-boy or any such, I just take exception to talentless work. I'll happily make a better film from scratch, if this idiot is never allowed to make another film but you'll have to pay me well then never, ever darken my door again.
This film is pathetic on all levels, seriously and the casting is a big one. I'm a fan of some of Affleck's films being the Town, Gone Girl and Chasing Amy but this was a miscast of grand proportions. I think he's being screwed over by his agent, masters or whatever. Cavill is just not a good actor and any talk of Bond is laughable. Jesse Eisenberg can only play Jesse Eisenberg but hey, he'll do well in a zombie apocalypse, if nothing else. Probably the best actor here is Amy Adams who can actually, well, act.
The fight scenes are atrocious, with some of the worst choreography I've seen outside of some crappy martial arts films. Batman's fight in the desert, possibly, being the worst I've seen.
Whoever was in the armour was so slow, so physically incompetent (if it was Affleck then dude you were awful), you could see some of the stunt performers lifting their legs to be swept before the hit was made, or leaning away so they could throw themselves with the punch, which made BM look even worse, as it accentuated the lack of finesse in, we'll say Affleck's, physical coordination.
Finally and possibly the most irritating part of this rubbish, for me, only adding to the complete failure of this film was the........musical score.
Whoever put this together has no clue, literally no clue. There were practically no non-musical parts to a two and a half hour film. Alternating between high energy finger-wrecking, string movements and BWAAAAAAAAHHHHs. Mostly when nothing or very little was happening, for TWO AND A HALF HOURS!!!! Just clueless, talentless, turgid dross by a fool who's mammy and daddy need a slap for telling him he's special. I wanted to leave, after tolerating an hour, but I was surrounded by masochists whose turns it was to drive. Who, also hated it, moaned throughout but could not get off their arses.
To sum this crap up I'd liken it to a goodish looking, cheese sandwich, without the bread. Don't be fooled to think that it might not be that bad we mustn't forget the oh so amateurish musical score.
I saw the main cast doing a PR round on Graham Norton and they, especially Affleck, looked hesitant, even apologetic when going through their PR lines.
You make this film if you have no talent but most of all no soul. Literally, no soul.