Murder man vs Barely any dialogue man: Dawn of rushing to get to the Justice League

Rating: 5/10 (1 May 2016)

No...just...just no. Thanks a lot Mr Snyder, you are now officially the Michael Bay of comic book movies. The action looked great though and I'm sold on Bat fleck as Murder man FOREVER. It's just literally everything else with the film, OK lets start from the beginning; or more accurately just playing the opening to Batman Begins which is pretty much what the opening to THIS film is, but shot very nicely. Then we have a sequence in the desert where Superman is framed for killing the native soldiers there...with bullets...wait what? Yes the entire squad of soldiers who were OBVIOUSLY gunned down by other mercenaries,(Who are working for Lex Luthor) They put all the blame on Superman, yeah makes sense right? And then a few minutes later Clark and Lois have a very deep conversation about the ramifications Superman's presence could bring onto the world...nah JK he say's "don't care" and jumps in the bathtub for some wet and wild fun, yay? And now we arrive the main event, oh not the epic superhero battle royale no no no I mean the outstandingly bloody GOOFY performance of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, we have yet to hear an apology from Jesse to this day, alas I shall have to soldier on. So basically Lex finds Kryptonite from the world engine and then ask's some senator man to gain access to General Zod's ship in exchange for the shiny green stuff. So Luthor sticks some cherry sweets into the senator man's mouth and that seals the deal...OK then?(God his performance is so awkward) Anyway coming back to the main real issue of this film, Batman and Superman have barely any reason to fight each other, Batman wants to kill Superman cause he's responsible for a ton of death(Hypocrite he kills now) and Superman dislikes Batman because he's a vigilante who works outside the law?(Hypocrite Superman is a vigilante and has never worked with the law) Oh yeah and thats not even the reason he fights him anyway, Luthor kidnaps Clarks mother and tells him to kill Batman. Oh but its okay cause both Superman and Batman's mothers names is Martha, so they're best friends now...whoop de doo, oh and Wonder Woman's in the movie and so is Flash and Aquaman and Cyborg...sorry has Justice League already come out or something??? Ugh this film isn't terrible, its average, disappointing mainly the story and character motivations are WEAK, still excited for Suicide Squad though. But I swear if that film is anything like this one or worse? I'm officially done with DC films, guys just go out and watch Civil War like 5 times in a row or hell wait for X-Men Apocalypse to come out and watch THAT 5 times in a row, yeah i know "Marvel bias" but screw you they actually make good movies.