Play Injustice instead, you'll get a much better story for your 2.5 hours

Rating: 4/10 (26 March 2016)

It wasn't Ben Affleck, and this isn't a sequel to the Nolan Batman movies... Mostly upset that Snyder could make a coherent Watchmen, but incoherent BvS. How did that happen? Did he fire all the writers and just lump various plots together?
What I learnt: 1) Batman must be the world's best boss 2) Superman has about as many lines as Mr Bean 3) Villains need no motivations, just a rich dad and hot Asian chick to run a complex terrorist network and company in total secrecy.
Go play Injustice or just watch all the cut scenes on Youtube, if you must watch the Bat and Superman fight. Sad that a video game is more gripping than this bloated piece of garbage.