BOOOOO... Good parts but just not that good

Rating: Null/10 (16 February 2017)

Adam McMullin February 8, 2017 Ms. Mcneill B7 Movie Review
The movie, "Batman vs. Superman" was supposed to be the biggest hit of the summer but it turned out to be a disaster that gave every superhero in the movie a bad name. Why?
Batman and Superman were created by DC Comics and were added for extra excitement to their books. Little did DC Comics know that these two superheros would be the biggest faces of the entire super hero world. When first released, Batman and Superman immediately prompted people to start getting territorial about the better superhero (Batman for life!!! Yes, that's right you're reading a paper written by a staunch Batman fan, you're welcome). So when DC released the Batman vs. Superman comic book it opened dozens of new doors for their creator.
When you hear of a standoff like Batman against Superman you immediately think of some amazing fight scenes with dazzling effects and amazing plot twists, not ugly costumes or a weak story line. This movie starts out with Batman's parents being killed. This scene was actually put into poetry form and sort of made you feel like you were watching a drama. But when you get to the scene with Clark Kent (cover alias for Superman) flirting with his girlfriend that drags him around like a lost puppy you immediately know this is going to end in something a little too personal to show on a movie screen, but it only gets weirder from there. You have a senator that believes she could solve a problem about something that I couldn't figure out. She takes up 25 minutes and tries to give some possible "deep insight angles" to the plot and then gets killed which is strange because her death didn't add to the story at all.
The only part of this entire movie that I actually liked was Wonder Woman. Let me just state that she was a breath of fresh air to a sagging plot and deserved way more screen time. Wonder Woman was the only character that actually acted like she was human. Besides her performance, this movie was band-aid cover after band-aid cover. So I urge you, if you think that you'll watch "Batman vs. Superman" to see what all the big whoop is about -- DON'T FALL INTO THE ILLUSION -- you'll only be disappointed for all three and a half hours of it.