Catwoman Returns

Rating: 8/10 (3 February 2014)

I believe the word you're looking for is 'Ahhhhh!'.
All good things considered, Batman Returns is unbelievably awesome. Tim Burton created a despairingly epic world in Gotham City, and I cannot say enough how perfectly wonderful the movie Batman Returns is! It's great all in an atmospheric nostalgic kinda way. The Batman script has been ripped to pieces in a way through way of the imaginative interrupted mind of Tim Burton, and it all works well and it's all to be well loved. Thank you, Mr. Burton. Batman Returns is one of my favorite movies, of all movies considered. I greatly prefer your Batman as best of all!
Batman Returns is a visual and audio masterpiece, basically! It's so well-done, to only say the least about it. The actors are excellent, and the overall indulgent satisfaction level of Batman Returns is immeasurable. I loooove it. Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito...the stars are terrifically cast...look, here is the one thing about Batman Returns that you might have not noticed when watching it, sort of Batman Returns' sexy little secret.....Catwoman is actually the main star, and not Batman! Can you believe it? Catwoman is the lead character. What an unforeseen, yet I say, lovely change of fortunate circumstance for us, the viewers, and I do agree that it may be a bit misleading and ultimately untrue to the original desired upon essence of even making a Batman movie to begin with, whereas Batman is the main star, obviously, but who's complaining? I'm not! Michelle Pfeiffer is incredible! Michelle makes this movie. She is just incredible as Catwoman in Batman Returns. Pfeiffer's purr-fect for the part. I love Michelle's black leather catsuit. This movie is so clearly wholly surrounded around Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, Selina Kyle, while Michael Keaton the co-star is again excellent as Batman, Bruce Wayne. I am here to tell you this, the one particular scene where Catwoman is back handspringing out of the corner Gotham shop that she's set to explode, when she first meets Batman and Penguin in the street where she stops, standing in front of them breathing heavily, looks at the two and in feign disgust she simply utters... Meow ...and the building blows suddenly and then she's off! Oh my God, I love that moment, like, understand, I deeply loooooove that moment. I do. I deeply love that moment as deeply as I love Michelle Pfeiffer, and like, I loooooove Michelle Pfeiffer, deeply. All of my deepest desires are perfectly summed up in that one deep beautiful moment from Catwoman Returns, I mean, Batman Returns. It's really, really deeeeeep.