WORST BATMAN MOVIE OF ALL TIME

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2019)

How in the world does this movie have anything more than an average 2 star rating??? This movie will give you a headache. Here are a few things that are just beyond stupidity. I get it, it's not meant to be realistic depiction of Batman but for fux sake it goes way overboard with the bullcrap.
Michael Keaton-Is short, can't fuxing fight, is losing his hair and who knows how he knocked out that big clown into the sewers with one punch. At 5-8ish 165 pounds there's no way he could have launched that huge body with one punch. Lol.
Danny- Actually not a bad acting job by Devito but the plot and story just throws every effort into the, well, sewer. How does he appear out of nowhere in the huge platforms coming from under the ground in a 30 story building?? Haha.
Michelle- Weights no more than 110 pounds but she literally kicked Batman off the rooftop and managed to hold him hanging from her whip. Falls off of building gets bitten by cats and viola! Is now a fucxing gymnast, a seamstress, knows how to crack a whip and can apparently take 6 bullets and still be walking. Lol
Actual live penguins carrying rockets walking around the downtown area. Boyyyy are we in different times now. Peta would've had a field day with this one. Thank goodness for CGI. Lol