Who got paid for the good reviews??

Rating: 1/10 (30 October 2005)

I seriously wonder who got paid to write all the good critics. First off: What the hell is batman doing in Tibet? His "training" is so poor, I believe I have seen it in at least 5 movies already (Starwars, Zorro,...). Well, after 7 years in Tibet (is that supposed to be a joke?) Brucie suddenly decides to come back and finds a wealthy enterprise his own. It just happens it invents and produces all the items he is gonna need as batman. Lame. Then there is his childhood girlfriend who looks down to him until she finds out he is batman. Then suddenly she gets interested and confesses her love. I call those kind of girls bitchy. The action scenes at the end were so lame, I went to the bathroom. Oh by the way, if all water evaporates, so does the water in the human body. But never mind, no one cares.