Total Suckfest

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2006)

This was by the far the most overrated heap of 2005. It appeals to the A.D.D. X-Box generation. Who cares about Year One. That was just as overrated. This played so much like a video game from beginning to end I didn't feel like I was watching a movie. A lot of action and blowing stuff up for the sake of blowing it up. Bale was horrible as Batman with that ridiculous raspy voice. What the **** was that about? And in this version apparently Batman is also a pedophile. Katie Holmes as his love interest? She looked like she was 14. Guess this is the start of some kind of trend because Kate Bosworth looks like she's a pre-teen and is playing Lois Lane in Superman Returns. Ewww. We definitely all the vacuous kiddies to thank for this slew of super hero movie crappola.