Batman begins... is this a comedy?

Rating: 5/10 (12 October 2005)

So Bruce Wayne's father takes his family on the subway to the theater. When have you seen a billionaire take the subway? Cant he afford a limo like all the other billionaires? Then, they walk out the back door of the theater, and go off somewhere in a dark alley. Thus Bruce's mom and dad get killed.
So Bruce decides to give it all up and become a criminal and ends up in jail in some Asian country. There he is met by a white man dressed in a suit who takes him to a monastery where he becomes a ninja. The ninjas' sole purpose it seems is to destroy major cities once they become decadent. Bruce has beef with the wise idea, refuses to execute a prisoner, burns down the monastery, and escapes. Once back home, he gets himself a suit and a car, and goes after the mob boss (which is what every billionaire would do).
Meanwhile, a machine which turns water to vapor is stolen. Hilarity ensues when the ninjas show up at the Wayne mansion. Then, some guy who wears a scarecrow mask goes around spraying people with pixie dust which makes 'em go coco for coco-puffs. Aha! It turns out the ninjas have a plan (it must've been borrowed from John Kerrey as he had plenty of them). The ninjas want to destroy Gotham as it's decadent as well. Needless to say our hero saves the day. THE END.
Was the script written by a 10 year old? If not for the car, and a few nice FX, I would've given it a 3.