The Batman you've been waiting for since Burton's first...

Rating: 10/10 (16 June 2005)

I'm not going to go into a lengthy review because my bladder is painfully full from the coke slushi I had during the opening of Batman Begins. That being said...
If you even REMOTELY liked the first Batman movie with Michael Keaton, you owe it to yourself and all of your loved ones to redeem the Batman franchise that George Clooney so woefully burned to the ground with his infamous tenure as the Dark Knight. Christian Bale was absolutely perfect, and his all-star supporting cast (Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman) deliver in spades. I'm purposely leaving out details, as I don't want to spoil any of the many delightful surprises that you will enjoy with the rest of the audience. Take my word for it when I tell you that I am bar-none the most jaded of movie go-ers. Also take my word for it when I tell you that this movie made me feel like I was a kid again (and not in that Star Wars prequel marketing ploy P.O.S. kinda way.) You'll be enjoying this movie for years to come. It was an artistic success as well as providing over two hours of pure entertainment. GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!