What a hero, what a batman!

Rating: 3/10 (29 July 2006)

A movie all about mastering the arts of making bullshit look like serious deep stuff. I have to say, the makers do master that art very well. Darkened clouds, a fear deep inside the soul of our Mr. Batman, the provoking words of his ninja-master, Mr. Batman's inner fight against his feelings for vengeance.. But still, though outermost impressive all these things.. it is bullshit. It has nothing to do with the fine art of making a wonderful movie. It is all about putting plain, old stupid heroism and as much chaotic action in one movie just to make your own nice surround system go mad and your neighbors angry. Well, when you like those typical movies where a -staring at the horizon trying to be 'deep' and wise- hero beats an -eyebrow frowning, wishing the hero was on his side- naughty crook this is probably your thing.