Didn't even wanted to see it all the way to the end

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2006)

Before I start with the things i didn't like about this movie let me comment on the good things. The movie did focus on batman origin from the death of his parent to his training days. It didn't have those idiotic campy dialog that was in all the batman movies and the live television series of the 60's, however this is where I will have to end my "things that was good in this movie" review.
Now to the bad things about this movie. Even though i said the dialog wasn't campy like previous batman movie, the script still fall flat. And even though I think the actors are good, unfortunately they are sub-par in this movie. Bales voice was so not batman. Mrs. Cruise acting is mediocre at best. The fight scenes are weak as hell in that they had to use camera jerky shots to cover the fact that the fight action of this movie is not something they can pull off. And honestly, batman costume is not at all any better from the other incarnation of batman. Call me old skool, but the tumbler is not what i want as the batmobile. I could go on and on about why this movie sucked, but I don't have all day.
For those who say the movie is true to the comic, then which one? There are so many version of batman. It may be true to the comic because Joe chill kill his parent, but the movie lack suspense. The movie should have never reveal who killed batman's parent because that's batman real motivation, not knowing who killed them yet he remind in a never ending quest to stop those who could be the one.
Here's the thing, people who say they think this movie rocks are just comparing it to the previous four batman movie. Well when you compare that shitzmacker crap call batman 3 and 4, anything will seem like a bed of roses when compare to those two. Although Tim Burton movies were more unrealistic to the world we lived in, you got to remind yourself, how can people in this world take a guy in a batsuit seriously? At least Burton's movies have some artistic value. When i review this movie i didn't compare it to any of the 4 previous movie, but under this movie own merit.
This movie is average at best, but i gave it a one because the rating for this crapfest of a movie is so overrated that i decide to give it a one to bring that rating down a peg.