Clooney is equal to Bruce Wayne as Reeve Superman,Bale =BATEMAN

Rating: 3/10 (23 July 2006)

I don't understand how this bundle of twilight is getting 8 of average, for those who want to reply me, don't offend,only show your ideas,OK? Respect to be respected!!! To begin, one Wayne goes to the TIBET like SERIES 60'S "THE LEGEND OF THE CHAMPIONS" shook up with a "7 YEARS AT THE TIBET"!!!!,bad starting! now right here his master and guide is QUI-GON JINN!!!!! a Jedi master from the fatal"Episode 1",then Wayne is Obi WAN Kenobi"!!(but one moment please,shake'em with a little bit of Anakin,ALONE AND WITHOUT FAMILY),and Who is that yellow guy?:"Ra's Al'ghoul!",yes,the evil Muslim is for today Chinese(though WATANABE IS Japanese),but the good actor Neeson shall be RAGUL!!(pop name from comics),for those who don't know anything about Batman's comics JUST APPEARED AT JUNE OF '71,Kane created the hero at '39,Great contradiction,worse idea!,Neeson was superb at "Schindler's List" and another films but here fell down, look the comics:Ragul looks like Christopher Lee not like Liam!!! Lee,despite his years, had done better job,Ragul has got a pretty daughter called TALIA,she didn't appeared here;and she really matters because loves Bat and props all the crimes of her father,Qui-GON Jinn passed to the Dark side!!!,Barbara 'Pennyworth' is a big shot compared with this insane proposal;and now a great miscasting:Caine huge actor as Alfred,but he looks like Gordon(only put him glasses and mustache),Gary OLDMAN SO TALENTED as a good Police chief??,he is a great specialist to create a fearsome crooks(when he was younger, could do a great new NORMAN BATES,not the Frakeinstein-like & out of quality called Vince Vaughn), to be good characters Oldman is wasted (dont remind 'Dr.Smith',that was poor exception)he could be the Scarecrow NOT MURPHY,Katie Holmes PRETTY but her glam was not exploited,her abduction was cheap(maybe they didn't tie her up to make a typical Batman's rescue),THE ONLY WOMAN in all this OVERRRATED,very valued but not to be deserved EXPERIMENT! About Cillian Murphy,Don't YOU care he looks like Tom Welling?,but more than he had done a good "Scarecrow",Is a cheap two holed-purse a good mask to a high-budgeted film?,not even at the awful 60's Batman was possible,more absurd hard to match,and Katie defeated him,so easy with a single electroshock!!(torn horse included). KATIE Didn't KNOW CAPED'S NAME,but she discovered him at all,because heard a Wayne,s common phrase!!,Ragul did it too!! What a imagination!!,Morgan Freeman ran an unnecessary character,HAUER looked tired,YEARS ARE NOT IN VAIN,the first hour seemed "Bateman Returns",CAPED JUST APPEARED AFTER WE GOT BORED 60 anti-insomnia minutes!!!,BURTON ONLY NEEDED 15',this Nolan's KINDRED is not better than 2,3,1(Kidman,Drew & Mazar at least put their glamor;Nicholson his wisdom to act and Pfeiffer,Danny their vein ),but here Nolan denies Kane'S CONCEPT,putting Ragul as Wayne's guiding light,when this foe was born 33 years ago from KANE'S first work;and not even to name Lazarus pit(SOURCE OF HIS STRENGTH& YOUTH). Nolan is a rookie director,he only had 4 films before this mourn chaos,this ghoul success product of a good merchandising,is the best evidence how Hollywood is lacking of ideas,but its good advertising overwhelms any logical. To complete the vicious CIRCLE:Ragul is good-intentioned but at his way!!(the real RAGUL HATES THE MANHOOD,his greed only wants power),"BATEMAN" Bale doesn't want to kill(Like West?,because Burton thought in otherwise),that bat mobile looked like a Hummel model "Dessert STORM 2006",lower than the great design from 90's,the final raspberry to this bitter cake is to put Joker before BATMAN's approaching,WATCH the card held by OLDMAN at the end,therefore Jack Napier never fell to the chemical liquids because he was running out from Batman!! Bale almost asked Oldman:"PLEASE,INTRODUCE ME TO HIM",whacking Kane again Mr. Nolan,maybe their defenders will argue "DARK KNIGHT" inspiration,BUT SO MUCH INSULT TO KANE IS INSANE. Don't you REALIZE Clooney is equal to the comics & cartoons' Bruce Wayne? it's a pity he acted bad at part 4,because Bale doesn't look like Wayne,maybe he defeats Keaton,Kilmer and West;but Clooney at every time you see him with careful you shall, see the same face as the bat-mogul as Chris Reeve looked like Superman,worse even,Nolan menaces us with a sequel at 2009,regretly without Clooney(hey,George,get out from those awful OCEAN'S and come back,maybe Warner FIRES Nolan and hires JAMES CAMERON,WITH A GOOD SCRIPT,YOU SHALL BE ACKKNOWLEDGED,PLEASE WE MISS YOU,ERR IS HUMAN,FORGIVE IS DIVINE)Bale is a good player but rather he replaces Craig(the new LAZENBY for sure!!)to perform James Bond,Nolan better you had to come into the Wayne's MANOR at the end!!
Oh, my God:Nolan & Bryan Singer will increase all the comics' enemies around the world!!,BATMAN & SUPERMAN Don't DESERVE SUCH ATTEMPT!!!.