5 Seconds Of This Movie Are Great

Rating: 5/10 (3 March 2015)

1. Steals a little from the origins of David Carradine's Kung Fu storyline.
2. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, so surely he can afford a sprinkler system in his mansion to prevent it burning to the ground.
3. Relies heavily upon British, Irish and Dutch actors (Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Tom Wilkinson, Liam Neeson, Cillian Murphy and Rutger Hauer) which is ironic considering Batman is an American idol. It's essentially a European movie.
4. Some very sexy low angle shots of Katie Holme's breasts to excite the male teenage audience (and us old men).
5. Ludicrous but innovative military Bat car. It could never turn a sharp corner with those wheels.
6. Over complex and unnecessary plot about toxins in the city water supply that then need to be vaporised by a laser type weapon.
7. Enjoyable special effects for the Scarecrow character.
8. The 5 seconds when the Scarecrow sees Batman as a shark toothed bat gargoyle is how Batman should be portrayed all the time in my book. A supernatural Batman would make him truly scary.
9. Compared with other super heroes, Batman is a bit weak on fire power.
10. With all those skyscrapers, I kept expecting to see Spiderman swing around the corner at any moment.