Don't hope for much here

Rating: 6/10 (15 June 2005)

Well, like the loud and rowdy midnight crowd I was anxious for the movie. We sat down through exactly, well around 22 minutes of commercials and previews, and then finally the movie started. It started off awesome! Bats making the sign. Couldn't ask for more. But after not that many years ago having seen so many Batman movies, I felt there was no need to make this whole new very very long introduction of who Batman is... and how this Batman thinks he's a "Ninja" Which was kind of a lame idea. And seeing how everything was so simple... the batcave was a lame looking basement. Alfred didn't know how to put anything together so he kept placing orders for Batsuit stuff. LAME Bat Car. I really don't know what they were thinking off with this movie. I actually felt embarrassed in a sort of way like, awe man you're making a fool of yourself when he said "I'm Batman" I was thinking, wow this is Batman movie, I had forgotten that... and I was thinking it was just some lame movie. I really wanted to like it... But it really wasn't good at all. Needed a good villain. The only really awesome part in the movie, I think was the part where Dr. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow saw Batman as this huge scary looking thing. Ahh, Christian Bale just looked bad at Batman. His cheeks were too fat looking and they were popping out of the suit. And what was up with him having to make that really funny voice for it? If people end up liking this movie, I will not have one clue why.