I can now put my eyes out . . .

Rating: Null/10 (8 November 2004)

. . . because the pain would be welcome relief from this boring tripe! Nearly thirty years later, I STILL want my money back.
And a gun to shoot that damn tympani player!
And popcorn to take to a movie worth watching!
And a camera to capture on film all of the naked emperors that are being
bandied about as "cinematic triumphs" and "well-crafted cinematography." What a bunch of Nancies!
This film stinks, pure and simple. Remove it from the top 250 and place it
BELOW the bottom 100 where it belongs! (At least "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
had the decency to not be pretentious . . .)