A total stinkeroo

Rating: 2/10 (24 September 2011)

Where to start with this pile of crap? How about the obscene length of it? By half way through I was just willing somebody, anybody, to blow Ryan O'Neal's head off and put an end to this ordeal.
This film could have been so different. Just imagine if Michael Caine had been cast in the main role, he would have created some humour and sympathy for a basically disgusting, cowardly and hateful character. But no, Ryan O'Neal runs the gamut of the emotions from A to B. He has the charisma of an "I speak your weight" machine, and I just could not wait for him to get what he deserved.
I give this a 2, it would have been 1 but there are some good shots of the scenery (which does a better acting job than the principals).