Just the worst comedy I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2008)

Now I have seen some terrible comedies in the past..American pie:band camp, employee of the month, Date Movie etc, but this piece of crap truly takes the cake.
An arduous 90 minutes later and I'm cringing. Storyline  Lame. Actors  Lame. Comedic Timing  Lame.
I thought "sweet, a movie featuring all my favourite Asian stars" Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat, Cassandra's dad from Waynes world 2 and Bruce Lee guy from Dragon, the Bruce lee story. However, I was possibly asking too much to expect a laugh from a movie so cheaply named "balls of fury"..like they were expecting people to laugh at the title. I suppose this is the way of the American comedies these days, cheap, tacky and SO unfunny it hurts.
I lost count of the amount of times the fat guy (who obviously wanted to be Jack Black) got hit in the balls. Every time I saw the gay guys I cringed, every time somebody said "im going to Disneyland" I wanted to throw myself into a vat of fat. The "love story" made no sense as there was no valid build up, and no point to it. I'm not even going to get stared on Walken. He says "Hows Trix?" and "Represent"at points during the film, enough said.
Listen, just don't watch it. Don't fund these people to make more movies.
Lets put an end to this typical American crap NOW people!