Diaz Beats A Lazer Wash On A Hot Day

Rating: 7/10 (26 December 2011)

I waited for the DVD on this one and have only watched the "UnRated" version. While this movie is definitely not for the kiddies, it is a funny film with spots of irony in the plot. I am sure on a nice sunny day that Diaz not only beats the Lazer Wash, but gets the car drier better too. My car never gets really dry at the Lazer.
Diaz plays a movie suitably bad teacher(Ms. Halsey). While she is not as scary as the real ones who make the news, she is indeed a bad teacher. It starts showing her gold digging days, but she is not a smart gold digger. She lets her rich boyfriend know how bad she is spending his dough before the pre-nup.
Meanwhile, she has just finished her first year of teaching, and when the relationship breaks, she has to return for another round at school. The second year does not start any better, but then as she settles in more it gets even worse. That is because her co-workers get to know her better than year one, and find out she really is bad, especially Ms. Punch who plays the obsessed Amy Squirrel to a tee. It doesn't hurt that Ms. Squirrel and Ms. Halsey are both after the same teacher Scott (Timberlake).
After losing the rich boyfriend, Halsey decides she needs to get $10,000 to build really big breasts on her frame in order to get another rich boyfriend. Halsey is not in touch with reality here as her breasts were not the problem with the first break up.
There are some moments in the film where Halsey actually helps some of her students in this version. The film has quite a few funny moments and follows a plot through. I've seen much worse Comedy efforts than this one. I will not spoil it but the ending is more to my liking than I thought it would be. In spite of Diaz washing my car, for some reason I want to make it with a squirrel. Maybe I'd better say that so you know where I am coming from.