Could get your blood pumping. Mainly through violent outbursts.

Rating: 3/10 (11 July 2011)

The synopsis for Bad Teacher is as thus. A shallow, hot sociopath teacher is going to do whatever she can in order to afford a life changing boob job.
The movie is really about two other things though.
An attempt at crude jokes as Diaz competes with another teacher for Timberlake's affections.
And eye candy.
In regards to the former point, it fails heavily for many reasons.
Firstly, the jokes aren't funny.
Secondly, the characters are so annoying in this movie you want to punch every one of them in the face whenever they open their mouths.
Thirdly, this hate stems from the characters being so nauseatingly unrealistic. Some may suggest they are meant to be annoying. But there is a vast difference between annoying and having a personality that the Dalai Lama would be driven to kill over.
Fourthly, now because these characters are so unrealistic it means the story jumps around without making a lot of sense. While it doesn't take an average I.Q to keep up with the story, it's still blatantly obvious that scenes explaining events were ripped out to try to keep the movie flowing.
The biggest failure on all these behalves is that the movie is not funny, the characters suck and no matter how much they cut the movie up, it's still around an hour to long.
Now in regards to the sex appeal of this movie, I can't help.
See, to me, since free and explicitly messed up internet porn became readily available of sexy women, who are also 20 years younger then Cameron Diaz, I have not gotten remotely excited at the idea of sitting through an hour and a half of bad jokes to see an attractive middle aged woman strut around in revealing clothing.
Or a set of random boobs.
But that's just me.
Call me simple, or cheap, but when the only block between me and 1000 videos of XXX sexy teacher fantasies complete with corny one-liners and hard core scenes is a simple search engine, I fail to understand the 'pulling power' of a terrible movie with a hot woman who doesn't get naked.
But each to their own. Cause this movie is still freakin terrible.