There might be something about Mary, there's nothing about Elizabeth

Rating: 2/10 (4 February 2012)

Cameron Diaz Should think about firing her agent after starring in this insipid little film as Liz Halsey, a superficial sad sack of a teacher who's more interested in getting a boob job and finding a rich husband than actually doing her job. Actually It could've been funny based on that premise but sadly that's far from the case here. I can't recall laughing once, which confused me for a second as director Jake Kasdan has had a lot of great credits to his name in the past, but than I realized that both writers for this swill were involved in the "year One" travesty and It all clicked into place. But I digress, long story short (too late) don't waste your time on this film.
My grade: D-
Eye Candy: Christine Smith gets topless