Myself Included

Rating: 10/10 (29 June 2011)

I have been writing reviews now for many years, sometimes implicating innocent but real people as having contributed to the process of making some truly awful films.
I am sincerely sorry for doing so. My affection for good cinema compromised my affection for my friends, who were in no way involved in the movies that I disliked. I was wrong to blame the so-called Hollywood system, and wrong to implicate my friends. I apologize.
Youthful mistakes are not the exclusive province of young people. I am neither young nor beautiful. But I am lucky. I wish only the best for everyone except a few certain individuals who know who they are.
I'm sure this will be a great movie. I only wish somebody would re-make the Bionic Woman as a film starring Miss Diaz, whom I look forward to dating. She did such a great job with Charlie's Angels.