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Rating: 2/10 (18 November 2012)

Pfft, likable characters.. Who needs em', right? This little gem made the "wise" decision to focus on our Teacher, Diaz, playing the character you had already seen in the c*ck-teasers (trailers), a slut, with warped priorities.. Trailers give you that impression? Well, don't expect any surprises.
This movie had potential, but I believe something disastrous happened once they come to understand the benefits they could reap from exploiting Diaz' sex appeal. For you see, rather than focusing on the characters with potential; the giddy, glee, zany teachers.. They instead decided to shift their focus on who I assume was initially implied as the antagonist, Teacher Elizabeth (Diaz). Do you enjoy seeing likable characters torn apart through misunderstandings, inflicted by a man-hunting gold-digger, only to have things go exactly her way? I know I do! Okay, I know what they were going for -- and honestly, I wouldn't have been so critical, and probably would've seen the light in a cock-tease comedy..
Two (monumental) problems: 1. It's not funny, boringly so. 2. I fail to see the point in making a movie that centers itself around an unlikable character, when there are charming, far funnier characters at their disposal.
Finally.. 3. It left me feeling miserable. Right from the beginning, our "Protagonist" got under my skin.. I was expecting, oh, maybe she'll come full circle and display some respectable character traits.. No. She splits two likable characters apart, manipulates people, and even ruins someones life, to invest in a new pair of false breasts.. And she didn't even bother getting them! What is the conclusion? Well, she's got a f*ck buddy. Riveting, isn't it? Okay, she decided to settle for someone not wealthy, over chemistry -- fair enough.. Problem is, it's exploited within the last 5 minutes of the flick. Yes, after spending the entire movie exploiting this character for the manipulative, money-hungry bitch she is.. We're expected to fish for positive traits within the last 5 minutes, just because she didn't hook up with the wealthy wrist-watch bloke? Well done, you get a gold star.
Not really. I refrained from rating this 1 due to a few likable characters and charming moments, but other than that.. Pointless movie, just pointless and mean spirited, that doesn't really make any kind of progress with it's own "protagonist".