Suburus and Toyotas are among . . .

Rating: 7/10 (12 July 2017)

. . . the many foreign car brands Sony Pictures depicts as wreaking havoc along the streets and highways of our once-safe USA Homeland during its latest Trojan Horse Sneak Attack upon American movie theaters, BABY DRIVER. Sony, the official propaganda arm of the rogue Japanese government, explicitly tells us that we cannot lick their Pearl Harbor Third Wave Invasion Force of attack vehicles, many of them booby trapped with exploding Takata airbags, such as the one that blows up All-American Madman Jon Hamm near the end of BABY DRIVER. We MUST join the revenge-minded Enemy Within, Sony subliminally dictates through BABY DRIVER. If we don't, they'll kill us all with their autonomous vehicles. However, why don't we instead inundate Leader Trump with a Tidal Wave of Urgent Pleas to BAN all of these job-killing insidious foreign imports--whether cars, movies, or computer-chipped devices--once and for all, while nuking EVERY city harboring a Japanese Auto Factory or Sony Studio for Good Measure?! After all, this is how Our Esteemed "Greatest Generation" won that GOOD WAR, aka World War Two!