Bore fest with clichés of cardboard cutouts of stereotypes ...

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2017)

10 minutes in and you wonder: "why?"
So, first 10 minutes just describes this movie the best: - we spend ~2 minutes watching a "I'm to cool to talk" guy silently sing and dance behind a wheel waiting for his buddies to finish robbing the back ... guy is so bad at this, that producers have to make whole 2 minutes out of shots not longer than 4 seconds ... after this hundred different shots I know guys every single profile but know nothing about the story - we see 3 minutes of a f@#$% chase scene that progresses the story nowhere beside of pushing down the throat "look at him, he's so good behind the wheel" ... and again scenes can't be longer than 4 seconds ... because why not, let's pretend to be artsy. - we have a meeting after the heist with Foxx jumping on baby for being baby, baby having at least 3 sets of spare shades in his pockets just in case somebody would take his main pair ... and for some reason this is played as something funny ... it's a weird mix of trying to have Foxx going ape s*** about his name and doing alpha male crap while baby is doing Marx brothers humour ... wtf ?! and the sleazy couple ... ahhhh what ever.
And this is my pet peeve about current Hollywood industry - your dumb as f**** chase scenes: - guys does stunts with traction controls on, and then lock up wheel showing no abs - WTF ?! grow up ! - stop showing a driver changing gears in manual box, it's not exiting, whole f*** word can drive manual boxes beside of you ... it's not fascinating, it's not smart that the guy holds the shifter like a penis either. - stop showing this blazing speeds approaching 80mph ... it's not back to the future and he will not travel in time when he crosses 85 !!! c'mon whole world drives faster than that without being chased by police ... your approach is laughable ! - if you want to be responsible, rather than showing this stupidly low speeds, show that passengers fasten a f*** seat belt, guy does stunts and everybody in the car seem mildly inconvenienced - guy slams the anchor at speed to point of locking the wheels (again no abs) and everybody just seem to look around trying to figure out what he's trying to accomplish ... Anybody who drives at least as half as aggressive as this douche would kick out a halfwit for not wearing a seat belt and continuously ending up on a steering wheel.
Hollywood: Stop making stupid movies like this one - it's your fault people are turning away from you into video games and other stuff. And stop persistently buying fake reviews (8.3 score, my arse)