Unwatchable Dreck

Rating: 4/10 (30 July 2017)

Horrendous.
Incredibly cheesy opening scene (hmm, bank robbers dressed in black suits walking in slow motion at the same time - never seen that before!). Then we're treated to what passes for cinema these days: a ridiculous, CGI-based Crank/Fast and Tedious clone car chase. But the most insulting of all to the audience is the main character: a bland, autistic dolt constantly prancing around like an idiot, wearing stupid-looking Ray Bans: "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's take Tom Cruise's "Risky Business" dancing, Ray Ban-wearing fool and put him behind the wheel! He doesn't need to have any character or really personality - audiences today will lap this crap up because every other movie is a cartoon or comic-book CGI fest! Those characters don't have any personality, and audiences flock to the theater in droves to see Avengers 17 or this year's Spiderman "reboot"!".
I guess they expect the audience to identify with this clown "Baby" because the creators of this film assumes today's audience members are just that: children. It appears they are correct: this predictable, insulting time-waste is highly-rated here. I guess it's unfortunately reflective of the times we are living in that a mess like this is not only acceptable, but praised.