My Review from the Loo

Rating: 10/10 (27 April 2018)

You know that feeling when you're bursting for the toilet, I mean you have the sweats you're back teeth are floating, you can feel it touching the cloth but your miles from any decent place to go so you hold it and hold it. But then you get home, race to that porcelain prize.
It sits there like a gift from the gods looking all shiny and white, clean and pristine then you proceed to bomb it like a middle eastern country. You remember that feeling of relief, joy, rapture you might have even commented to yourself it doesn't get any better than this, well that might be true until you see Infinity War, it's that good
Now where's the toilet roll????