Infinity War: The Parent Guide (The best and only non-spoiler review you should read)

Rating: 9/10 (30 April 2018)

Well well well, look who decided to watch another superhero movie?
It's here! Infinity War is finally here, after 10 years of MCU movies and over 20 years of fan boys waiting to see the mad titan on screen!
This review is for dad's all over the world trying to find out what their children have been bugging them about.
Let's get right to the point, go watch this movie. Want more detail? Here we go.
This movie starts off extremely well, building up that dark tone which lasts throughout the entire movie. There are three teams.
We have the New York team, which consists of Iron Man, Doctor Strange, and the Hulk.
We have the Wakanda team, which consists of Captain America (who now goes by the name Nomad), Black Widow, Falcon, Scarlet Witch, Vision, and of course, T'Challa himself, the Black Panther.
Lastly, we have the Space team, which consists of Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy.
These three lines have their own individual story lines, yet they all slowly start connecting together. Feel that the plot is moving a bit fast with all the jump cuts? That's normal, after all, this is a marvel movie, not Dunkirk.
Let's tackle the simple question, shall we? Why is Infinity War so talked about? Well, here's your answer:
Remember all those random marvel movies that kept coming out? Only so you, the parent, could say "Marvel has so many superheroes! All they need to do is to keep making movies of them and then they're set for life!" Basically, that's what happened. Infinity War has all those characters in it. Hence "the biggest crossover..."
Up until this point, some of the characters have been in their own world, minding their own business, such as the Guardians of the Galaxy. There was no connection to the Avengers or anything throughout the two movies, which is why it's fascinating to see them interact with all the characters who HAVE BEEN interacting with each other.
Haven't seen a marvel movie in a while? Are you absolutely clueless are what infinity stones are? Don't worry, this movie does an amazing job of putting together the little bits of knowledge everyone knows and expanding upon them.
Here's another reason why this movie is gaining popularity: people are going to die.
You heard it here first, well, that's a lie. Your child kept telling you that, so this is more like the 10th time?
Most of the characters you have been with for the last few years meet their ends, and it's up to you to find out.
Do I, the parent, need to watch this?: my father personally isn't in to superheroes very much. I, on the other hand, am. I own dozens of comics and know exactly how each character is the way they are. I drove my dad with me to the theaters each time a marvel movie came out, some he loved, some he didn't. Go watch this with your children, you'll have a blast!
Violence/Gore/Sexual Scenes?: some kissing (it's what people do). As said before, people do meet their end, some quick and easy, and others slow and painful. Nothing your child can't handle. Although they might get emotional when some, specific character dies, nothing too much to be worried about.
Conclusion: fill up your gas (even though it's reallly expensive), go down to the theater, and watch this movie. Not only will you enjoy it, your kids will enjoy it x10 more that they will bug you for the coming days, maybe even weeks. That's called parenting.
I'm 15, what do I know about parenting?