Oh brother....

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2018)

This was not a movie, it was far to short to be one! I had only just sat down on the seat before i was herded out of the theatre with all the other DC nerds. What really got me though was the scene in Edinburgh, DC had no right to film here and I found it offensive and frankly cruel the way they portrayed Scottish culture. I felt like throwing up in my popcorn box. Another thing that really hit me hard was the death of my old friend Vision. I had a deep emotional and romantic connection to that youngster so when he dissolved or whatever I just couldn't stop the waterworks. Causing me to embarrass myself in front of my girl. I was so bored during the part where Mhanos was mumbling something my brain couldn't even transmit into English I found myself wobbling one of my teeth that was causing me a spot of pain after I bit into a Oreo to hard. I am sorry to all the humans that had to endure this monstrosity and I really hope none of you are suffering PTSD like myself or Tony.