TOSH

Rating: 2/10 (15 August 2019)

What a boring, pointless and terrible movie.
Marginally more entertaining than Civil War, better than Memento (because the constant scene flipping was at least in some sort of order), but less entertaining than watching paint dry.
I can't write a subjective review because I feel saddened that I spent money to watch this. Perhaps I should have read some of the comic books first? I just can't stop seeing this as just yet another money maker for all concerned. For me, it was a stupid, erratic, often lost, story line that made little to no sense and stands only on the merits of the talented CGI artists.
Bored, boring, boredom. Yawn, "has it finished yet?"..
Synopsis: I would have been happier to have just written Marvel a check, then at least I wouldn't have the experience of: "what a pile of ......"