More like Inifinity Bore (cue laugh track)

Rating: 5/10 (18 August 2018)

My god this movie is dull. Not bad, not good, just...dull. Plain. Passing gra-ok, point made.
So what can I say? The film that was built up as the ultimate celebration and culmination of everything Marvel turned out to be an unfocused, bloated mess (no joke, the climax of the movie goes on for nearly 45 minutes) that's actually just an advertisement for the next movie, where every character that died will be unceremoniously revived (a time-honored comic book tradition) and the MCU will become even bigger and more confusing.
The best thing I can say is that if you're looking for an acceptable popcorn flick with enough jokes and cool moments to distract you from the 150-minute running time and terrible villain, this is for you.
But if you want a well-written film with interesting characters, a tight well-paced narrative and great directing and cinematography...look elsewhere. Infinity War proves once and for all that comic book movie universes are to nerds what the Fast and the Furious is to ****heads: a bland, soulless corporate cashgrab that will be completely forgotten about in a decade or so. And if you don't believe me, I have a copy of House of Dracula for you.