Hot Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2019)

I went and saw this movie on premier night with my friends. It was unfortunately not the movie it was meant to be.
Instead of the end result of an 11 year buildup what we were served was a steaming pile of garbage.
The Adam Warlock tie in at the end of Guardians 2? Trashed. Instead we get dead faced Captain Marvel with a Rachel Maddow haircut (she goes through three haircuts in one film).
In the name of social justice and inclusivity Adam Warlock gets benched so we can get the Women's Power Hour after 2/3rd of the movie being a comedic time travel romp down memory lane. Yes, that's right, you're paying to see movies you've already seen. Congrats. But hey, great re-use of those intellectual property rights. There's also plenty of inconsistency like mortals can touch infinity stones now and the end twist allows for them to break their own rules about time travel.
The movie is overwhelmingly disappointing. It could have been, should have been, so much better. This isn't the movie we deserved. I won't give another dollar to Disney.