Rushed, Lazy and Crowded

Rating: 5/10 (29 April 2019)

This felt like a wrap up. The acting was phoned in, the script was lazy, the cast was PACKED - but interesting characters were marginalized, mediocre characters were getting way too much light and other characters were inexplicably included.
I wish someone could have explained to the Russo brothers that Thor is, literally, a god. He's the Norse God of Lightning. "God" being the operative word. Come on, mate.
Jeremy Renner's 80's dad rendition of Hawkeye was grating.
The Avengers: Marginalizing War Machine since 2010. They had almost a decade to get War Machine fleshed out and they did nothing with him. Don Cheadle is an amazing actor and he (as well as War Machine as a character) was just wasted.
If Mary Sue and Gary Stu had a baby, cloned it and forced the clones to mate they'd name their baby Tony Stark. Yep, he's still solving everything using software he himself wrote to be capable of modeling EVERYTHING because genius.
Their solution to the loss of half of all existing life was absolutely pathetic. The characters even mocked it when it was first brought up but eventually it got Starked. Yes. Both Tony Stark and Dr. Banner explained exactly why it was a stupid idea - then Tony "Da Genius" Stark gives Jarvis like TWO COMMANDS and a qualifier and boom - the problem is solved. Lazy.
Tom Holland (Spider Man) was still squeaking, still bumbling his way through everything.
They just touched all bases and wrapped it up. It felt like a wrap up.