Illogical and Convoluted

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2019)

This is by far the worst MCU movie I've ever seen. Ever.
I was looking forward to it after last year's Infinity War, to see how they would bounce back from that Thanos snap. But boy, was I disappointed. The whole "time heist" plot is tortuously senseless, it lacks any form of intelligence from any aspect, be it scientific or imaginative. What kind of "writers" are responsible for this? Or what were they on while "writing" this? The quick one-liners, barbs and quips are cringe-worthy and so are the "comedic" situations.
One can objectively agree that the movie is way too long and boring for the first two hours, even my 11 yo super-fan brother thought so. It offers very little entertainment. The plot is too incoherent for any sensible adults and very complex to follow for the young ones so they just eagerly await the battle finale. Which does arrive at the end in the form of a badly choreographed CGI bukake scene with pyrotechnics and many, many cuts for anyone to follow what the heck is going on.
Massive, glaring plot-holes abound from start to finish which I bet are invisible to the throngs of fanboys all over the world over-hyping and claiming this piece of hot, leaky garbage to be the greatest movie ever made. Along with giving it over the top reviews and ratings.
Can't believe this is what sells to the masses and makes studios billions of dollars now. Makes me lose all hope in future superhero movies. I couldn't wait for it to get over and go home. A complete waste of time.