Endgame.. after all that time, effort, money.. you came up with this? Really?

Rating: 5/10 (29 April 2019)

This is a joke.. right? Were you all stoned or something? Put out the wrong movie? More than seventy percent of this belongs on the cutting room floor.. Correction, would make the cutting-room floor roll over in it's grave..
For most of the film we are subjected to a slurry of unconvincing self-pity and third-rate acting and direction so turgid and limp I wanted to spit at the screen in contempt. I'm sure the directors thought they were being really deep.. exploring the characters.. they didn't. I'm sure Messrs Downey and co think they delivered great performances. They didn't.
It's a huge cop-out. Peppered with gaping plot-holes. Action sequences.. what action sequences? Very few and far between, totally unimaginative, un-exciting. And who were the utterly boring anonymous guys sitting in a circle on chairs in a dingy room talking about.. umm.. nothing? Reason for this turgid rubbish? Yet another ten minutes of totally wasted screen time. There's LOTS of this.
Not much else to write about. Very poor showing.
The only thing I can surmise is that there's been some colossal mistake and in six months time someone will admit to the clanger.. "Um.. Yeah, actually, we kinda lost all of the finished movie with a huge data crash and had to bodge one together from outtakes and rehearsal shots.." - that's what this movie looks like. It's not cogent.. it has no pace.. it doesn't flow, except in the way a sewer full of human waste does.. Sorry. Maybe I expected too much.