Everyone calm down, let me explain

Rating: 10/10 (27 April 2019)

Alright, the movie was great. At the start my reaction was "wtf am I watching". At the end I still didn't know what I was watching, but I gave it a 10.
Most of the people rating below 10 here object to some specific thing. Here is my perspective to the most common objections:
1) "didn't like the new Thor"
Sure, it's not the Thor you know, you love, you expect, but it's real. He lost everything, he's devastated, he's not the same Thor. He looks messed up and he is. The best part of Marvel is how the characters grow and change. This is Marvel at its finest.
Also, as a sidenote, his journey is parallel to his journey in recent comics, where he loses an arm instead of an eye and establishes new asgard on earth after asgard is devastated.
2) "didn't like the new Hulk"
Most people really wanted Hulk to let loose and be badass destroying machine. It would have been cool, but it would have taken another sideplot and scene to get professor hulk into rage hulk. Instead they let captain marvel be the destroyer. Well, since it isn't the last Hulk movie it wasn't mandatory for him to have a scene... On the other hand, cap and Iron man scenes were mandatory. So not a huge deal.
Also, some people didn't like the merged hulk, smart in big body. Even Valkyrie says it in the movie!! It was new and different. This was also comics based. In peter david's 90s run he explored all sorts of different hulks including at least one which was big and smart.
It's just part of the characters growth, banner was always depressed and angry. Now he's happy! I also liked his humor, which reminded me of RDJ humor, which I think is critical for Marvel going forward. So, overall it was cool and interesting.
3) "First part of the movie was too slow"
In my opinion Infinity war was too much action. I had no idea what they would do and I liked how they struggled with that same exact question WHAT DID WE DO? The scenes were funny and great character development in the meantime, so I liked it even though I had no clue where it was going.
4) "the time travel didn't make sense"
Okay everybody, it didn't make sense, because time travel doesn't make sense. It was a plot device to revisit moments from the past to remind us of a decade of awesome moments... And it was awesome!!!!
5) "The captain america ending doesn't make sense with how time travel works"
Ya hulk told you how time travel works and you believed him!!!! Haha j/k. Forget trying to figure out how it works. In the original script cap died in the battle. Cap and iron man both dying in the battle is a bit too generic. This ending for cap mirrors the comics where he ages. It's true to the character whose struggle was always balancing his personal life, robbed from him by his 80 years in ice. Iron man's death was true to his character who went from selfish jerk playboy to giving everything for the world and his daughter. So no the time travel didn't make sense, but deal with it.
6) "why did they get rid of cap/iron man/black widow"
There contracts were up, it's been a while. We all love RDJ iron man. But we don't need a 60 year old RDJ iron man, time to let go.
7) "why was Hawkeye even in this movie I hate him"
Well they set up his family previously so he was the poster boy for everyone he loved being lost. Yes, everyone hates Hawkeye because he's not that pretty in the face and he's not a billionaire playboy. He did well in his role and was a pivotal part of lending weight to the dusting of IW.
8) "why was there a women's march "
Haha, well it was a bit silly, but for I'm sure for a lot of little girls and big ones it will make a difference in their life, Don't take away their moment.
9) "I hate everything!!"
No u don't!