A Marval i paid to watch this boring cartoon all 142 time warp minutes.

Rating: 4/10 (23 April 2015)

Warning this review may contain spoilers but then again maybe not. The plot was such a mess who knows what was going on. Silly heroes in silly costumes fight a robot and his huge vast army of lesser robots i think. I fell a sleep several times only to find that nothing much had changed since before. The director was there one or is that a robot job too seemed non existent the acting was appalling the dialogue banal but at least on the odd occasion unintentionally hilarious, the CGI remorseless repetitive and exhaustively moronic the music and sound crushing and on and on and on this pointless dramatic abyss went on and on in dull monotone without any dramatic high point or emotional engagement while the 3D was rubbish. Hollywood churns these monsters out like a Detroit assembly line of old is such numbers that the whole bundle of super hero franchises just seems like a blurr of same old same old. Last summer was a poor one at the box office i believe and all these super hero remote control effects epics will do is to drive more and more punters away in droves from cinemas everywhere, Hollywood needs a new idea and quick or multiplexes will become as redundant as the picture palaces of olden times.I cannot end this review before enjoying once again the odd moment i did enjoy laughing at this film, Thor - I've run out of things to say! quote, me to Thor and was it Captain America - No way we will all make it through, alas alas alas they all did, what a shock! 142 painful minutes and the cinema showed trailers for two further Marval miracles coming soon to separate the undemanding from there dollars.