try lifting my hammer

Rating: 6/10 (10 May 2015)

The only thing I can I think of that's funny for the review of the grand opener of the grand sequel of a grand movie series is Chris Evans, which is ironic because he was literally the worst part of this movie (for being painfully un-funny) other than Ultron. This movie, for all intensive purposes, was better than the first. To put it simply, the first movie basically said "look at all this neat stuff we can do with CGI and all the plot holes, lopsided character development and underdeveloped back story we can fill in with said CGI. The Avengers is always worth seeing, I "enjoyed" the first one and the second more so. Thor, our favorite demi-god is the best character. Seeing his face of pure shock when the Cap budged his iconic hammer was priceless. Ultron; bad villain, Vision; pretty neat, Captain Patriotism; meh, Irod Bad; entertaining, Black Widow; good and I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, Green Arrow or Hawkeye or Link or whatever; I don't want your pathos or your gosh-forsaken back story, but you did make fun of yourself, Scarlett Witch; I like you, largely unexplored power and background, show her boobs every 196 frames, make a movie on her with Johnny Depp and Helene Carter-John Bonham whatever and directed by Tim Burton! YAY! Quicksilver; disposable because he was too invincible at the start, not very interesting, but I rather have seen Eagle-eye die to develop his character and possible another Marvel movie. Did I miss anyone? I'm almost over my time limit for writing this review. The movie itself, darker, scaled back a bit and less of the heli-carrier. Much needed development via the Scarlett Witch's power, which was pretty neat. Do more of that. What movie goer doesn't love seeing the subconscious of a boring character in a somewhat "Sharingan" from Naruto like mental power. Ultron! Love your voice! You sound like Max Headroom (look him up!) but your ideal went from cool to screw his garbage, kill everyone. No more running jokes, better villain (get like Benedict Cumberbatch or someone of use) and better characters. The Beyonder? Please? He's better than Thanos (pronounced Thane-ow-s) and he's got a million dollar smile and style for miles.
The Avengers, Age of Ideals, 6.8/10