Did Joss Whedon direct this?????

Rating: 2/10 (27 September 2015)

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3,2,1! This movie f*ckin' sucks.This doesn't come close to the first one. The first one was almost as good as the Dark knight. This is just loud stupid bullsh*t!! When I was at the midnight party for this movie I knew exactly what was going to happen. It would start with a monlogue from Thanos.
Then, The trailer from pixels was finished then I looked down at my phone and I look back up and there is already an action scene. Yep, looked at my phone for 5 seconds and there was a giant battle in the forest already! This is the exact opposite of Iron Man 2. Iron Man 2 has a great story but hardly any action.
This has NO!!! story but only has action. There are just a couple sequences without action to break it up. All the action scenes look so fake they are all CGI and it felt like was watching f*cking PIXAR! Ultron looks like a cartoon he looks so fake even I could do better than they did and I'm only 17 f*cking years old.
And the comedy is exactly the same as the first one. Which makes it not funny because I've seen the first one like 10 times. Then we get to HULKBUSTER when I saw hulkbuster in the trailer I thought this is gonna be the best movie EVER!!!!!!!!! It just turned into Man of Steel he destroys the cheap set that they used. And he was fighting hulk. Then Hulkbuster got destroyed. More like Hulkbusted.
Then we find out Clint Barton has a wife and a kid. Blah blah blah.
Then we get to one of the worst action scenes I've ever seen and it lasts the rest of the movie which is an HOUR! I couldn't follow what was happening at all. Then more property is damaged and stuff referring to Man of steel which also sucks. I don't even care!!!!
Then shield is back somehow?? Didn't it get destroyed in Captain America Winter Soldier. Well F*CK THAT. Then Thanos is given a one liner then the movie's over. This movie doesn't even matter you could skip this one entirely and you wouldn't be lost at all watching the rest of the movies!!
Yeah, Yeah fanboy. "But the ending was awesome because of the, action." "SHUT UP!!!"