What the hell did I just watch?

Rating: 6/10 (2 October 2015)

Fun? Check
Lots of pretty shots? Sure
Comprehensible storyline? Well...
Understandable character motivations? Um...
Olsen Twins' more talented sister playing a twin? Well, yes, actually. I guess, but---
Too many characters? Actually not really. They've done a good job of setting it up....
A completely different plot from the 1st Avengers? No... I might have even seen some Chitari....
But this one has robots designed by Tony Stark? Yep
And this one has AI gone amok? It does...
And this is basically like Terminator? No. It's more straightforward what the machines in Terminator want and why they want it....
Is Natalie Portman too expensive to make cameos in these movies? It seems that way...
Bechtdel Test? Hahahahaha!!!
What was the most charming part? Surprisingly, Hawkeye. Totally charming... Natasha was also.
What was the most confusing part? What the hell was the pink guy played by Paul Bettany? That seemed important, but what the hell was that all about and how did they figure it out in a matter of hours And what about the whole: I really hate TonyStark motivation for Ultron? That didn't seem to be his undoing? In fact, it seems like they forgot about that idiosyncrasy midway through the movie.... And why isn't Bruce Banner a better voice of reason around Stark? Seems like he should be. And why didn't Ultron just shut down the global network? Did they really explain that? And why did this turn into a Bond movie halfway through? Seriously... I'll destroy the world with a meteor? And why wasn't the infinity stone more powerful here? In GotG, that stone pretty much destroyed a planet if it touched the surface...
Would you watch it again? I might have to just to try and figure out what the hell was going on....
If you get the chance, watch the honest trailer: http://youtu.be/GeDJAKvcZ9o