Super Bozos Bring on the Clown-Pocalypse . . .

Rating: 7/10 (4 May 2015)

. . . as the "AGE" OF ULTRON appears to last just a few hours. But even that brief span of Time proved long enough for Ultron to send the guy seated three spots to my right into La-La Land, as his sonorous snoring competed with the Surround Sound for the final hour of this flick. Obviously, providing hours of mental clutter-induced deep sleep is one of the Disney Mega-Corp's main goals in latching on to Marvel Studios. Soon Disney will merge the X-MEN and the AVENGERS into one film, guaranteed to send sleep-deprived members of Big Families or those with apartments next to the El into an elusive snooze after the first 20 minutes of endless "super hero" introductions involving the exchange of birth names, Noms De Guerre, aliases, and "pet" monikers. Instead of blaring country music non-stop at America's terrorist rendition "Black Sites," the psychological warfare torturers will be able to alternate between twang and Marvel movies.