Ultron Rubbish Money Making Machinery

Rating: 1/10 (17 September 2015)

The real vote would be 4, but because there are so many hysterical votes attributing this crap as a masterpiece, I had to give it the worst possible evaluation.
Extraordinary bad Special effects. Copy and paste, sloppy and poorly done. Not congruent with contemporary technology specially having such an immense budget and such history background (also mediocre with some exceptions).
It's irritating the omnipresent allusions to sex indirectly pointing to a teenager's world of erotic fantasies: Thor's deified masculinity attracting every women, the focused mums in desperation jumping with big breasts (perhaps both Freudian allusions), and so forth.
It's annoying to note the paradox between the surreptitious sexual allusion in contrast to the puritanism against using slang. Reminds the "good old days" where everything was censored (I'm being satirical) although very bad things were happening behind the stage. If you know what I mean.
It's fastidious and ridiculous to hear the same cheesy jokes over and over, like hysterical paranoiac people, desperate to make a stand or to supplant the others.
The costumes wouldn't be immensely corny if at least they weren't pretentious or didn't pretended to be modern. Captain America's is the only good costume.
The present effect sounds were used already at least a thousand times on other movies.
The only glimpse of good representation is the shower act between Bruce and Natasha. The rest of the it is mediocre, specially Chris Hemsworth's who looks exactly like someone who has painted his hair in yellow and is wearing a Carnival Comic costume; adding the fact he sits upon his masculine appeal and forgets how to act or incarnate his character.
Ultra-rubbish! The mega Hollywood making money machinery who brainwashed and conquered the World!