Age of utter dumbness

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2015)

I hoped for a better instance than the brainless, tavern brawl movie that was the first Avengers but it ended up being worst. Much worst. Result is some kind of Michael Bay movie mixed up with Iron Man 3 and all the clichés that Team America was laughing at but that Hollywood (and audiences) didn't seem to get.
Disaster of a scenario designed to show up ultra fast and over-packed scenes of senseless action, with a villain that never really gets to look like some sort of threat after all.
Oh and Marvel, in case you didn't realize, having 150 iron man suits in the same scene makes Iron Man look... well... trivial. Boring. You know? And when Tony Stark's spare armor can defeat Hulk and then Hulk defeats the movie's main villain with a single punch, it kinda makes your villain ridiculous. Especially, also, after he hit Captain America in the chest with his "laser" and all it does is bump him out of a truck. We thought he was transforming himself into the next evolution... something verrryyyyy dangerous... well that was evolution into uselessness obviously.
Also, don't you get all tired of those magic cubes or gems each containing the "Universe's absolute power"? It's what, 5 movies now about those? It's frustrating because when you look at the first Spiderman movies, the Batman franchise by Nolan, and some others, these have been huge successes and yet were movies with character development and a story you could buy. What is this urge of making an absolute mess with a scenario so thin it makes Michael Bay stories decent? Guess I'm back at waiting for the next X-Men, the last decent superhero franchise it seems.